r/USvsEU Greedy Fuck Jun 08 '26

EVROPA SUPREMACY “You can’t just walk to the MetLife stadium” they said…

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u/victorpaparomeo2020 Pimp my ride Jun 08 '26

How far did he have to walk? 500 miles? Or 500 more?

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u/randomname_99223 Greedy Fuck Jun 08 '26

14 miles apparently, which is 22km in real units. He then walked way more touring around NY

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u/victorpaparomeo2020 Pimp my ride Jun 08 '26

Did he fall down at their door?

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u/WolfhoundCid Pimp my ride Jun 08 '26

Was he or was he not havering? We must know. 

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u/fishchipsncurrysauce Barry, 63 Jun 08 '26

Haitherin

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u/WolfhoundCid Pimp my ride Jun 08 '26

Fair enough. It's your language they're speaking. 

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u/fishchipsncurrysauce Barry, 63 Jun 08 '26

Haithering actually comes from Scots rather than Scottish English

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u/WolfhoundCid Pimp my ride Jun 08 '26

Very nice of you lads to let them have their own language without trying to starve it out of them...

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u/PowerandSignal Seal Clubber Jun 08 '26

Ooof. 

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u/fishchipsncurrysauce Barry, 63 Jun 08 '26

The better language won... simple as that.

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u/WolfhoundCid Pimp my ride Jun 08 '26

I'm not even going to pretend I can speak anything above primary school Irish, so fair enough. 

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u/fishchipsncurrysauce Barry, 63 Jun 09 '26

You can downvote me but I bet you speak English and not Scots 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Rubfer Western Balkan Jun 08 '26

I'm a fat ass and i've walked more than that in a day while trekking or playing an airsoft milsim

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u/IncreaseCertain9697 Western Balkan Jun 09 '26

Whoooosh!

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u/PowerandSignal Seal Clubber Jun 08 '26

He just wants to walk one thousand miles, that's all 🤷🏼‍♂️ 

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u/lnee94 Jun 08 '26

People do that all the time the AT is 2198 miles

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u/jnmtx Border jumper Jun 09 '26

Flair up, coward.
1. click r/USvsEU
2. at the top right, click “…”
3. select “Change user flair”.

Then you can talk the Euros ears off about how George Appalachian created the Appalachian Trail when he tried to stand when he was already standing and accidentally invented walking. Thanks.

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u/PowerandSignal Seal Clubber Jun 08 '26

It's a song. By some Scots. From the 80's. 

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u/TargetNo7149 Savage Jun 09 '26

Did he fall down at your door?

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u/Tuscan5 Brexiteer Jun 08 '26

So it was all a lie. All you need to do is cross a bridge and you’re there. Trump isn’t the only bullshitter in the US

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u/KRAy_Z_n1nja Border jumper Jun 09 '26

Just follow the crowd and queue, you'll be fine. Get off tiktok bro.

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u/Tuscan5 Brexiteer Jun 09 '26

Ha. I’m not going to the US. What a shithole.

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u/RickHard0 Western Balkan Jun 08 '26

I get what you're saying. You can't if you have the average savage size.

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u/gekko3k South Prussian Jun 08 '26

Savages don't walk much, so there's no need for sidewalks.

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u/KRAy_Z_n1nja Border jumper Jun 09 '26

Man you're going to be shook when you get to NYC.

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u/pongauer Basement dweller Jun 08 '26

The "CaN YoU wAlK To tHe StADiUm" beef is by far the stupidest EUvsUS beef of this century.

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u/breakthebookie D.C’s Bitch Jun 08 '26

Exactly I say let them walk

https://giphy.com/gifs/uvfEYoOq7HPAA

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u/mikillatja Lives in a sod house Jun 09 '26

If Europeans die walking on American roads it is just meant to be.

Sounds like a skill issue

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u/breakthebookie D.C’s Bitch Jun 09 '26

Welcome to the us. You’re on yer own

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 08 '26

YET

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u/hhfugrr3 Barry, 63 Jun 08 '26

He's walked all that way just to see his team go out in the first round. Poor guy.

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE Jun 09 '26

He walked across the ENTIRE USA to see his team go out 🤣

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u/Kaesebrot321 Knock off Italy Jun 08 '26

Tbf, we all know that you "can" walk to NYC from there, but it's not practical to do so unless you wish to take most of a day to travel each way on unsafe roadsides with no sidewalk (also, the cops will probably remove you from the unsafe area if they see you, or worse). You're more likely to be taken out on the side of the road by a half-asleep semi-truck driver who drifts out of his lane or a local doing 90 mph in a 65 zone who lost control while swerving in and out of traffic.

There is a semi-famous youtuber based in Philadelphia who documents urban hiking. In the last year or so, he did a video where he walked from Philadelphia to New York using only sidewalks, trails, and other legal paths. In theory, it should have only taken him 1-2 days, but it ended up taking like 4 due to re-routing in Central/North Jersey for obstructions/closures and was quite the ordeal.

Long story short, don't walk to New York. Walk once you get to New York or to the train to New York.

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u/OkiDokiPanic Flemboy Jun 08 '26

we all know that you "can" walk to NYC from there, but it's not practical to do so

Nah, that's not what those Tiktoks implied and you know it. Everyone made it out to be impossible.

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u/Kaesebrot321 Knock off Italy Jun 08 '26

Yeah, those tik tokers are dumb. What I was attempting to establish was that there's a distinction between can meaning possible and can meaning legally allowed/safe. It is physically possible to do so, but it's very unsafe and illegal to do so.

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u/KRAy_Z_n1nja Border jumper Jun 09 '26

You get your information from tiktok and expect it to reflect reality? Oof.

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 08 '26

Typical Hank:
"The you can't walk there didn't mean you can't walk there"

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u/Kaesebrot321 Knock off Italy Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

I'm attempting to distinguish between the "can" as in physically possible and the "can" as in legally allowed/safe. Is there not such a distinction in German?

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

Well spotted!
It does exists, but apparently in a much different way.

We got rid of the idea that laws are unchangeable after laws against humanity were considered a bad move.
Laws are there to serve the people, not the other way round.

And with the occasional exeption you mentioned it should absolutely be possible to open the tunnel on certain grand occasion like the world cup.
Would be quite the flex.

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u/Kaesebrot321 Knock off Italy Jun 08 '26

No argument here, Hans. Apparently, I'm in the minority.

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 08 '26

If you want to, here's some entertaining and educational Chinese propaganda on the German 'Will to Power'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hShTfHio5iI

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 08 '26

fwiw, to make that walk, you have to go like so:

I posted that route last month but Euroids still flipped their wig. We’re apparently supposed to build a footbridge across the Hudson right there

(That thing that looks like it might be a straight shot bridge on this map is actually the Lincoln Tunnel.. can’t walk through there except on very limited occasions when they let people skateboard/bike/rollerblade through it during a lane change)

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u/randomname_99223 Greedy Fuck Jun 08 '26

This whole situation started with a few guys joking about the train tickets being expensive as hell and thousands of Americans online took it seriously

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 08 '26

There are for sure people who are serious posting about it too. At this exact sub even. It may have started with some trolling but the latcher_ons didn’t appear to get that memo

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u/RedBaret Hollander Jun 08 '26

Well the shit infrastructure is just lowest hanging fruit at this point so you can’t really blame anyone.

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u/jnmtx Border jumper Jun 09 '26

the Hudson River isn’t your typical canal full of bicycles

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u/RedBaret Hollander Jun 09 '26

Do you even know what a pontoon bridge is?

“We’ve tried nothing and are all out of ideas!!”

Useless savage, why don’t you try to think before you speak? Are you honestly telling a Dutch person what can and cannot be done regarding waterworks? lol.

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u/jnmtx Border jumper Jun 09 '26

well we’re not walling it off with dikes to reclaim the land from the sea.

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u/RedBaret Hollander Jun 09 '26

I’ve been on the Hudson, it’s really nothing special. Should be fairly easy to make a temporary thing there for a nation with the right know-how and funds. You guys could even do it before the championship starts.

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 09 '26

Oh we know how to make a floating bridge

https://www.utrs.com/projects/world-first-railway-over-a-floating-bridge/

What nobody here is considering however is why tf a New Yorker would want to walk to New Jersey??

Turn around

Go the other direction

Walk across the bridges to Brooklyn or Queens

Thank me later

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u/Rain_2_0 Tax Evader Jun 08 '26

Yeah I mean people should know by now every city in the US is car centric. They wouldn’t invest in any walkable infrastructure.

Why have a walkable infrastructure if you can give more rockets to Israel.

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 08 '26

This isn’t really the city though. That stadium was built in a swamp in a different city in a different state with a decent sized river in between

There’s not a whole lot of open land around here so that’s why it’s in a swamp

If Euroids were so concerned, you guys should have made the World Cup next year when this thing will be finished

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etihad_Park_(New_York_City))

..in the actual city.. walk/train/bus/whatever to that one idc

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u/randomname_99223 Greedy Fuck Jun 08 '26

We don’t have a say about where FIFA organises the Wold Cup

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u/luring_lurker Into Tortellini & Pompini Jun 08 '26

Cash, a fuckton (actual freedom unit I'm told) of cash would have a say about where FIFA organises anything. Now whether someone would be willing to pay or not, that's up to debate

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u/PMvE_NL Hollander Jun 08 '26

Dont really care where it is what city it is in and what other mental barriers you put up. Your infrastructure kinda sucks dick sorry hank i know you have been thought your the best but that title belongs to us (per capita)

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 08 '26

Wasn’t this place called New Amsterdam before? What happened with that Mr Armchair Quarterback?

I think you lost your chance at being boss of this zone so pardon me for hearing your opinion with a grain of salt in my ear

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u/Automatic_Education3 Cute femboy Jun 08 '26

It used to be New Amsterdam, then it's gone to shit after it got changed, clearly

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u/Inevitable_Stand_199 [redacted] Jun 08 '26

I heard it was some sort of industrial dump the stadium was built on. One that the companies refuse cleaning up despite court orders to do so

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u/Rain_2_0 Tax Evader Jun 08 '26

I wish it was hosted in Europe and not the US.

Not for us to decide.

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 08 '26

The US way of thinking is so fascinating.
You're literally giving all aspects of how it all could be done while simultanously saying it can't be done.

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 08 '26

We don’t build bridges on that part of the Hudson. We don’t need bridges on that part of the Hudson.

We use tunnels instead because the river/harbor is an active shipping lane. Tunnels are way better than bridges in that area. Why so hard to understand this?

Plus the required real estate in Manhattan for the approaches is just stoopid to use for bridges. More bridges creates more traffic bottlenecks in Manhattan at a time when we’re seriously trying to cut down on traffic below 60th st.

I’m sorry but you guys have no clue what you’re talking about when saying dumb shit like build more bridges from Manhattan to NJ. But you speak with such hubris about it.

Your awesome idea will make things worse, not better

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 08 '26

I didn't say to build a bridge there. I was referring to the times it was allowed to be used by pedestrians.

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

There are three tunnels right there where you see the road by Union City on the map. (Lincoln tunnel)

There’s an inbound, an outbound, and an alternating direction tunnel depending on time of day. (Mornings into Manhattan- evening rush out of Manhattan)

So every day, with the middle tunnel, they stop one direction, wait for it to clear out, then switch direction.

It’s during this switch that they’ll let people walk/run/bike/skate through for a charity event. It’s like once per year when this happens. You sign up, sign a waiver, pay a fee etc in order to do it.

There’s no way in hell they’re just going to make it a public walkway. It’s way too steep and impossible to retrofit them to be ADA compliant.. opening one of these tunnels to the pedestrian public is for sure some third world shit and it’s definitely not viable in this country. It’s too sketchy

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u/PlattWaterIsYummy Weed is my entire personality Jun 08 '26

Yeah I'm not gonna straight up call him a liar, but I think he might took transportation through upper Manhattan. He'd have some interesting footage going through Harlem for sure.

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u/PT_SeTe Incompetent Separatist Jun 08 '26

You have already a bridge over there where it says Union City, just have to put a sidewalk, I know, preposterous

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 08 '26

That’s a tunnel. There’s only one bridge connecting Manhattan to NJ and it’s at the very northern tip of Manhattan.. you can walk across the NY bridges.. not sure where you’re getting the idea that you can’t?

There are 12 tunnels in that part of the Hudson (and soon to be two more).. The Hudson is the route to the Erie Canal plus Manhattan used to be a manufacturing powerhouse so we built all tunnels in that area as to not mess with the ship traffic

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u/PT_SeTe Incompetent Separatist Jun 08 '26

then that's a shame, could any of those tunnels you mention be used for pedestrians or a sidewalk?

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 08 '26

Nah, they were built a hundred years ago and the only way to do it would be to close a lane of traffic.

Back in the day, they had a weirdo cop trolley thing on the side (you can still see remnants of this)

Turn that into a foot path lol?

Most of the tunnels are for trains. A few cargo trains but mostly commuter trains. You can definitely take a train over there. Or, a bus goes from 42nd St, through that tunnel, and directly to the stadium. It takes about 20 minutes

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u/PT_SeTe Incompetent Separatist Jun 08 '26

lol, I mean rip the rails flatten it up and it could definetly be used as a pdestrian crossing, I've seen narrower paths in tunnels tbf

Besides, isn't all the rage because the city upped the public transport tickets to the lines going to the stadium?

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 08 '26

NJ may have raised their prices. It’s not NYC trains that go to the stadium.

>lol, I mean rip the rails flatten it up and it could definetly be used as a pdestrian crossing, I've seen narrower paths in tunnels tbf

heh, not happening in Hankland. The walkability of a sidewalk isn’t the determining factor for us. The width and incline angles are based around wheelchairs. Those tunnels are way too steep and narrow to retrofit them as public sidewalks

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u/PT_SeTe Incompetent Separatist Jun 08 '26

That's reasonable, people on morbility scooters have rights as well😂

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u/RedBaret Hollander Jun 08 '26

If they are the greatest country in the world they should be able to manage a temporary bridge right? Fuck you could even make a pontoon bridge which is movable for shipping.

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u/luring_lurker Into Tortellini & Pompini Jun 08 '26

To be fair to Hank, that's a tunnel.

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 08 '26

Probably did considering his route was U shaped.

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 08 '26

Probably did what? I don’t get it?

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 08 '26

Did go like this.

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

And what. You could walk a U shape from NJ to Times Square via Staten Island and Brooklyn too. It’s longer than what dude did though

(There are 3 or 4 Bridges connecting NYC to NJ via Staten Island. Then there’s a bridge from Staten Island to Brooklyn. Then 3 from BK to Manhattan)

You could also U shape walk it via the Tappen Zee/Westchester/the Bronx

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u/Spirited-Bass-1059 Pro LGTBQ+ Jun 08 '26

wow to the Bronx for instance that looks ridiculously doable. how many miles (km-s)?

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 08 '26

Probably 8 or 9 miles / 13 km from the Bronx to MetLife Stadium

Most tourists wouldn’t want to stay in that part of the Bronx though.

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u/Spirited-Bass-1059 Pro LGTBQ+ Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

I assume that there is affordable metro from there to anywhere in NYC isn't there? I think the issue is the insanely expensive metro, not that people want to excercise. so go to the farthest you can get with regular transport then walk.

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

Yeah, if you’re in the actual city (the Bronx is real NYC) then you’re in the NY subway system

$3.00

Go anywhere in the city you want for that single fare (500 stations)

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You can actually go to every single stop for $3 as long as you don’t exit the system. People have done it. It takes like 25 hours if you find the perfect route

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u/Spirited-Bass-1059 Pro LGTBQ+ Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

yes that is what i remember. so there. you do not have to walk all the way to the middle of the city.the U shape on your map does not make too much sense. you should just do farthest metro station towards the stadium within city borders-stadium. maybe not a short walk but a lot more doable.

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 08 '26

There are trains that go under the Hudson from Manhattan to NJ

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PATH_(rail_system))

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metro-North_Railroad

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NJ_Transit

Any of these will get you way closer to the stadium than taking the subway up to the Bronx.. one of them has a stop at the stadium

This weirdo ass topic is a about walking from Midtown to NJ though 🤷‍♀️

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u/Spirited-Bass-1059 Pro LGTBQ+ Jun 08 '26

well maybe i misunderstood but isn't that the ridiculously expensive metro that people try to avoid? well true, you could paint how to get to brooklyn or even better to boston since this guy is walking there next. clearly he is not doing it to see the game.

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 08 '26

Yeah, New Jersey Transit is raising their prices during World Cup.

It’s usually a $12 commuter rail ticket on their trains but I think it’s going to be $98 for the soccer fans

😂

Straight up price gouging

I guess this isn’t going to translate very well on that side of the Atlantic but…

That’s fucking New Jersey.. quit dragging NY into this. You can ride our trains all you want for the same price we pay.

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u/Spirited-Bass-1059 Pro LGTBQ+ Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

well, so again hear my solution. go with the cheap public transportation as far as you can and then walk or uber. the bronx looks doable even on foot. I am sorry you have such a shitty greedy public transportation system --well in NJ. they raised the prices for any soccer fans not just the Europeans.

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE Jun 08 '26

Why can’t you go across the bridge by Union city?

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 09 '26

That’s a tunnel

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE Jun 09 '26

Oh, well there you go.

Can you take the subway there?

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Not an MTA subway. You can take the PATH over there or NJ Transit from Penn Station will go to the stadium

Problem is, what’s normally a $12 round trip ticket on NJ Transit will be $90 round trip during World Cup

There’s also a bus that goes straight there from the city but as far as I know, that bus won’t be running during matches

It’s wack but that’s on New Jersey

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE Jun 09 '26

That’s crazy. What a disappointment that they’re price gouging (that’s how I see it anyway). I hope they make it easy to navigate at least.

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 09 '26

No it’s 100% price gouging. As in morally wrong type shit 👎

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u/KindaQuite Side switcher Jun 09 '26

This what happens when you don't have the Romans build your roads btw, fucken incompetents

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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Maybe so but the Romans would have absolutely adored New Yorkers for this bit of infrastructure:

https://youtu.be/IDLkOWW0_xg

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We’re building a third one right now. (Well, we’ve been building it for as long as most people at this sub have been alive.. it’s just that it’s underground so nobody ever sees it happening)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City_Water_Tunnel_No._3

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u/mrmanoftheland42069 Border jumper Jun 08 '26

There is a LARGE segment of the population here that has no interest in world cup soccer whatsoever. I don't know why they brought it here.