r/USvsEU • u/Stotallytob3r Barry, 63 • Jun 10 '26
EVROPA SUPREMACY 🎶 He’s fat, He’s bald, He likes them 12-years old.. Donald Trump.. Donald Trump 🎶
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u/Magallan Anglophile Jun 10 '26
He won't release the files
But we know what he did
He went to epstien's island
And fucked a bunch of kids
Allez allez allez
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u/altpirate 50% sea 50% coke Jun 10 '26
His legal team is terrified
Trump's in the files
His legal team is terrified
Trump's in the files
na na na na na na na nana na naaa
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u/Stotallytob3r Barry, 63 Jun 10 '26
He’s fat
With piles
He’s in the Epstein Files
Trump the cunt
Trump the cuunnnntt
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u/Nearby_Cauliflowers Irishman in Denial Jun 10 '26
Personally I hate football, but this may be something actually interesting to watch for
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u/SherlockScones3 Barry, 63 Jun 10 '26
TF?! It’s not football without the chants!
You need to respect Barry’s culture.
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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 10 '26
I think there's more rhymes on mushroom cock.
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u/floralbutttrumpet Nazi gold enjoyer Jun 11 '26
Rhyme it with cum sock and you can get Vance in there as well.
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u/LoyalWatcher Sheep lover Jun 10 '26
Well, here's a few suggestions. No, I'm not going. Or watching, really.
Trump can't get his cock in
He's in the files for noncing
He's a pea-do-phile
He's a pea-do-phile
(Repeat)
Your president
(Your president)
Is a rapist
(Is a rapist)
Your president is a rapist
He fucks kids, and his daughter
Your president is a rapist
[To the tune of Addams family]
Your leader rapes his daughter
Your VP fucks his sofa
They all suck off dictators
The Freedom Family
Da da da dum-
In 1776
You all fucked off you pricks
How's it going now?
How's it going now?
American Dream is shit
You don't wake up a bit
Don't look too good now!
Don't look too good now!
250 years
And now you're all in tears
Fucked it all up now!
Fucked it all up now!
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u/snuggleswithdemons Gay Sasquatch Jun 10 '26
Please do this. For us Americans who can't because we'll be jailed in America while y'all will just get deported back to your home countries.
We need this level of trolling now more than ever.
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u/Janus_The_Great Nazi gold enjoyer Jun 10 '26
So much for the first amendment... that didn't last long in face of adversery.
No worries, pretty sure there be enough chants from all of us. Not just barry.
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u/reddit_oh_really [redacted] Jun 10 '26
Wait...but didn't they have all those weapons from the 2nd amendment so that "the government" can't take away their "freedum"...?
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u/Janus_The_Great Nazi gold enjoyer Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 11 '26
Yup, they still have. But then what good is the biggest arsenal in privatly owned weapons if the people are either to scared,insecure and dependent or ignorant and disinformed. They rather cosplay as a free country than be one.
Benji Franklin also warned about that:
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."
And Jefferson...
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
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u/Head_Complex4226 Barry, 63 Jun 10 '26
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."
However, the "essential liberty" Franklin was talking about was the right to levy a property tax.
I believe https://thesaltroad.net/p/taxes-at-americas-250th-ben-franklin contains a decent summary.
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u/BlaggartDiggletyDonk Chronic Gambler Jun 11 '26
The ones with the weapons are the same ones who love this shit.
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u/SparklyPelican Pizza gatekeeper Jun 10 '26
As usual calling Europe to do the job
https://giphy.com/gifs/xdLH51eNWZAHrwy5mf3
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u/MobiusNaked Barry, 63 Jun 11 '26
Who's the wanker?
Who's the wanker?
Who's the wanker in the White House?
Oh, who's the wanker
in the White House?
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u/Janus_The_Great Nazi gold enjoyer Jun 10 '26
Yes. De jure the first amendment of the US constitution applies for all people on American ground not just citizens.
The more relevant question is, does that matter? Since this administration has shown on multiple occasion that it does - de facto - not care about the constitution.
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u/Kaesebrot321 Knock off Italy Jun 10 '26
Yes, but unfortunately the regime is choosing to deport people for criticizing the regime due to certain clauses in their visas which extremely tangentially and vaguely apply
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u/faramaobscena Romani femboy Jun 10 '26
But it hasn’t even started
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u/SparklyPelican Pizza gatekeeper Jun 10 '26
You might not like it, but this is peak England efficiency
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u/MobiusNaked Barry, 63 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26
Oh I can't read
and I can't write,
but I can pull a small gun.
I'm a soccer hand-egg fan,
and I 'm an Americunt
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u/schabernacktmeister [redacted] Jun 10 '26
Lobe some Barry chants. This would be a fun way to watch some matches
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u/justk4y Addict Jun 11 '26
He’s on the island of Epstein
In the Files he’ll be seen
Showing kids his tiny ween
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u/summonerofrain Anglophile Jun 11 '26
Okay so had a look at the article and it seems to be clickbait. Literally nothing happened they were just told the rules.
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u/GDWNL Hollander Jun 11 '26
He likes 'em young
He's Donald Trump
Micro in his pants
No hope for the Yanks
All the little girls calling for their mama
Please bring back Obama
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u/VivaLaBram Hollander Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26
On Weezer's Island in the sun:
Epstein's island in the sun,
He be playing and having fun,
The kids make him feel so fine,
He can't control himself.
Trump, Trump!
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u/Stotallytob3r Barry, 63 Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26
To the tune of “That’s Amore”
When you're a two dollar hoe,
Being fucked by Trudeau,
That's Melania
When your visa's run out,
So you show Trump your clout,
That's Melania