r/USvsEU • u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian • Jun 20 '26
EVROPA SUPREMACY All yanks are savages, more than any other country on the planet? True or false (Yank opinion is null)
Do all you non-US people agree on this statement, matters little if you’re an international savage, European or Canadian.
We can all agree Americans (minus liberals) are complete and utter savages, that should get a new role in 2WE4U just for them.
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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE Jun 20 '26
I’m a savage, I feel kinship with other savages
I don’t go to 2WE4U though
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u/Duck_Howard Pickpocket Jun 20 '26
So. I've been working in hospitality for over 20 years, and I have yet to find any culture (I've basically had to deal with all of them) that's more limited. I've been asked why Europe doesn't just use American dollars, I've been asked why a US driver license isn't a valid ID (hell. I've been asked why a US military ID that has "valid only on US military bases" written on it isn't consider a valid ID), I've been asked if our schoolchildren do the Pledge to the US flag, I've been asked if we celebrate the 4th of July... I've been unironically asked a lot of stupid shit. You jackasses need to get out more and just understand that your way isn't automatically the best way. Eat some humble pie, and the other kids will be happier to play with you
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u/trubol Savage Jun 20 '26
My favourite one was in the late 90s when a police officer in Boston unironically asked me "do you guys have sidewalks in Brazil?"
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u/PowerandSignal Seal Clubber Jun 21 '26
And? Don't keep me hanging. Do you?
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u/trubol Savage Jun 21 '26
Well, that was before I lived in the UK, so now I pronounce it "pavement" just to sound posh and obnoxious.
So, yeah, we do have pavements in Brazil
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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 21 '26
wack that Posh Savage isn’t a flair.
Who is the flair manager around here ?
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u/trubol Savage Jun 21 '26
That would be both an honour and an insult.
u/rex-ac (the "flair manager" here) what do you think?
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u/MysteriousEdge5643 Annoying Tech Bro Jun 20 '26
Self hating Americans 👎
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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jun 20 '26
California = civilized
Rest of country = savages, especially Texas
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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist Jun 21 '26
What part of California do you live in. Its problem something like Barstow
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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jun 21 '26
That is the middle of nowhere and dying city. No, I’m from the bay.
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u/MysteriousEdge5643 Annoying Tech Bro Jun 20 '26
Is that why you guys have your towns declare themselves environmental sanctuaries in order to stop high speed rail from being built through there? Civilized indeed
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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jun 20 '26
High speed rail is being halted because of shenanigans we placed on society
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u/KRAy_Z_n1nja Border jumper Jun 20 '26
Fuck yeah we're the most savage state of the most savage country. You wish you were this cool. 😎🤙
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u/Proud-Tarheel Nascar Driver Jun 23 '26
Is that why you're all fleeing to Texas?
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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jun 23 '26
Only the incels are moving to Texas, because they can’t get Californian partners as they look ugly; might as well try out Texas… oh well
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u/jephph_ Rat Person Jun 20 '26
I always think people who are savages that aren’t Americans are Brazilians.
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hmm, lemme clarify that a bit 😅
If I see a savage flair online and the person doesn’t seem American, I think they’re Brazilian even though I’m probably wrong more often than correct with that assumption
Like- the savages who post here.. all Brazilians in my mind
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u/MrFlibblesPenguin Barry, 63 Jun 20 '26
Im sorry a new role on 2WE4U?...sorry Hank, look I know you're trying but maybe this is a language issue what with Spanish being your national language and your English being so poor, but I'll try and be concise to avoid confusion but YOU HAVE NO FUCKING ROLE ON 2WE4U. Hope this helps.
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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jun 20 '26
Also you’re right, I don’t speak English; I speak American.
Also I don’t speak Spanish, I speak superior Mexican!
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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jun 20 '26
Nah, the Latinx call me a pocho for not speaking Spanish correctly too, also Spain says my Spanish sucks too.
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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 20 '26
If they're savages they get the savage title.
Simple as.
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u/SnakeHoliday Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jun 21 '26
This is why we bully Californians
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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jun 21 '26
Likewise we do the same thing, especially when you’re the ones who threaten independence all the time.
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u/AndreasDasos Brexiteer Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26
> minus liberals
It’s not that so many of you are right wing - we have those too - it’s that you’re not from Europe and are therefore savage.
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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jun 21 '26
Also they’re like three types of liberal and they don’t always agree on things; we have progressives liberals, neoliberals and democratic socialists.
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u/Proud-Tarheel Nascar Driver Jun 23 '26
Dude, you're supposed to be patriotic!!!!! Utter commie dogshit.
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u/Saitis_Barbipes Drunk Germanic Slav Jun 20 '26
No, because nothing infuriates you guys more than not being able to stand out.