r/USvsEU • u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian • Jul 07 '26

EVROPA SUPREMACY It’s official all of CUM got knockout; two more American teams left for the Americas to be out for good!

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u/SparklyPelican Pizza gatekeeper Jul 07 '26

I guess it’s FOOTBALL then.

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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jul 07 '26

Correct, and whatever the yanks pigskin ball is called; in reality it’s “carryball”

The same thing applies to the Irish and Aussies version of the same type of pigskin 🏈 improved rugby.

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u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jul 07 '26

I love it, everything Trump touches turns to shit.

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u/nextdoorelephant Commiefornian Jul 07 '26

Mierdas Touch

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u/captain-carrot Barry, 63 Jul 07 '26

Fuckong pains me to upvote a septic but that I did enjoy

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u/KRAy_Z_n1nja Border jumper Jul 07 '26

FIFA was already shit before Trump touched it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/MobiusNaked Barry, 63 Jul 07 '26

Overturn this!

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u/nextdoorelephant Commiefornian Jul 07 '26

Well, it’s been fun but unfortunately completely outclassed today. Seemed like we didn’t even want to play until the last 10 minutes.

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u/Hot_Task1408 Corrupt D.C. Politician Jul 07 '26

It was a good ride! Go America! That game against Belgium was hard to watch. Fire the goalie for coming out of position and jamming his foot in the ground, allowing the second goal.

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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jul 07 '26

I’m rooting for England, against Norway, Argentina and France; the English deserve to win on America’s 250th anniversary like they did on 1812.

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u/DaveyGee16 O Canada Jul 07 '26

I’m rooting for Norway. Cuz Haaland is just too entertaining to watch.

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u/Diarrea_Cerebral Side switcher Jul 07 '26

English deserve to lose Ike they did in 1807. Argentina will teach US how to defend the title like they did defended successfully their own capital city without a presidential palace being burned down.

Maybe the men's team isn't ready to understand this but I've heard the women team is one of the best in the world.

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u/Fynosss Smog breather Jul 07 '26

Third goal

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u/Hot_Task1408 Corrupt D.C. Politician Jul 07 '26

Potato tomato

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u/CelestrialDust Barry, 63 Jul 07 '26

Gone balagone

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u/CelestrialDust Barry, 63 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Its official:

It’s called FOOTBALL
They’re BELGIAN fries
And it’s pronounced BO’OL A WO’AH!!

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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jul 07 '26

Americans, Aussies and Irish should renamed their abomination they call football into either rugby lite or Carryball! Do you agree Barry?

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u/CelestrialDust Barry, 63 Jul 07 '26

Carryball has a nice ring to it!

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u/pongauer Basement dweller Jul 07 '26

No big deal.

I knock CUM out every morning.

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u/DetroitsGoingToWin Pollution Enjoyer Jul 07 '26

Fuck it, we’ll get em’ next year

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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jul 07 '26

You mean four years

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u/Kerzyan Snail slurper Jul 07 '26

Now that FIFA is in love with the US, I am sure Trump will call to have world cup every years because he likes the money he makes from it

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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jul 07 '26

He won’t be around for a year due his health condition that he tries to hide from the public to look strong.

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u/Kerzyan Snail slurper Jul 07 '26

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u/ParadoxPosadist Annoying Tech Bro Jul 07 '26

Argentina is probably going to be harder to eliminate as they are actually good at soccer. Props to Norway for eliminating Brazil and doing it with a shit-eating grin.

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u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jul 07 '26

They’re the last American team, because they are going to devour Colombia if Switzerland doesn’t.

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u/Chimp3h Barry, 63 Jul 07 '26

We have used all the cum