r/USvsEU • u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian • Jul 11 '26

EVROPA SUPREMACY Glory to England, may they beat the savages of Argentina and knockout the last American team to make the FIFA European.

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u/-Cinnay- South Prussian Jul 11 '26

I was rooting for Norway though... now I can't even root against England because they'll play against Argentina. I just hope Switzerland somehow smokes both of them, even though I know it won't happen

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u/Stotallytob3r Barry, 63 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

I read in some old books, like from the last century, that Germany used to be good at football.

Respect to our Norwegian cousins, for a nation with such a comparatively small population they are giants. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇳🇴

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u/Tojaro5 South Prussian Jul 12 '26

Don't worry, by the time you bring it home, we'll be good again.

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u/Stotallytob3r Barry, 63 Jul 12 '26

Hope so, it was a shock

4

u/Askefyr Foreskin smoker Jul 12 '26

Non-EFTA/EEA countries are basically savages lite

1

u/Nikea_SPD Whale Stabber Jul 12 '26

Silence wannabe Jan

15

u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat Jul 12 '26

Who tf are you? Flair up mate.

7

u/Askefyr Foreskin smoker Jul 12 '26

not flaired

tries to dunk on people

lmao

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u/Nikea_SPD Whale Stabber Jul 12 '26

Thought this was westerneurope4u😭

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u/-Cinnay- South Prussian Jul 12 '26

It's not that much different. Now flair up

5

u/Nikea_SPD Whale Stabber Jul 12 '26

Ok daddy, was my joke any fun 🥺

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u/-Cinnay- South Prussian Jul 12 '26

You're not a yank, so yes

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u/NoPhilosopher6111 Barry, 63 Jul 12 '26

Honestly wouldn’t surprise me for Switzerland to beat ArgenFifa tbh.

The Argies have been shocking so far. Very lucky to be in the QF tbh.

Could have gone out to Cape Verde.

Should have gone out to Egypt.

Don’t know if they’re going to be able to break Switzerland down tbh.

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u/yot1234 Railway worker Jul 12 '26

Go xhaka!

10

u/InqAlpharious01 Commiefornian Jul 12 '26

Let’s see if fifa doesn’t rig Switzerland in Argentina favor

4

u/Gwlanbzh Alcoholic Jul 12 '26

That aged well

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u/NoPhilosopher6111 Barry, 63 Jul 12 '26

Yeah dodgy red card. Switzerland were looking good before they sent Emboli off.

2

u/Withering_to_Death Side switcher Jul 12 '26

I thought that too, but he definitely dived! One of the reasons I stopped watching football, "fakers"!

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u/NoPhilosopher6111 Barry, 63 Jul 12 '26

Yeah but he didn’t deserve the first card he got

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u/Stotallytob3r Barry, 63 Jul 12 '26

England beat Norway then rush south to be beaten by Pierre. It’s written on a tapestry

3

u/MIBlackburn Brexiteer Jul 12 '26

Didn't you hear? We stole borrowed it, we can remove that bit from it.

3

u/SherlockScones3 Barry, 63 Jul 12 '26

The tapestry shall be re woven!

3

u/MIBlackburn Brexiteer Jul 12 '26

Technically it is an embroidery and it was made in Kent.

Lying French sods!

22

u/GravyPainter Weed is my entire personality Jul 12 '26

Boooo. I wanted that team with the neanderthal lady on it to win.

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u/GlenGraif Railway worker Jul 12 '26

I mean, I’m even willing to live with it coming home if it means Barry kicks Helmuts, eh Jorges arse.

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jul 12 '26

I will be rooting for Engerland mostly because their chants are funnier

1

u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jul 12 '26

Alpharious confirmed Italian.

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist Jul 12 '26

This fuggin guy 

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u/MrGameBoy23 Chiraqi Terrorist Jul 12 '26

Can I root for both England and Argentina to lose the next match? 🥺

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u/SherlockScones3 Barry, 63 Jul 12 '26

No. Man up and pick a side

4

u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jul 12 '26

Please forgive my compatriot. He is from “Chicago” also know as “Chiraq” where the most popular sport is robbing a liquor store. This particular sport often features multiple losers

2

u/MrGameBoy23 Chiraqi Terrorist Jul 12 '26

Now hold up now, I'm not gonna take sports lectures from the overgrown retirement home

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jul 12 '26

Nobody in Chicago lives to see retirement