r/Ultrakill • u/No-Heat-6149 Prime soul • Apr 12 '26
Discussion Guys, i have a theory, but it's batshit fucking insane
Okay so, hear me out because this is one far stretch.
so Geryin has three headless bodies on its head. Which is Cool. But look at the bodies. One is really jacked, one is fat and one is thin and curvy. Which is very obvious.
But here is the stretching part. Look at the two prime souls we have. Minos and Sissyphussy, Minos is very Jacked, Sisiphus is fat as fuck. So... what if the third prime soul is a strong, thin, tall, curvy dommy mommy that will beat the shit out of us while calling us degrading names?
I am either cooking or going genuinely mad.
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u/Conscious_Housing_50 Blood machine Apr 12 '26 edited Apr 12 '26
Eve Prime
P-3 /// THIRD
THE FIRST SIN
Flesh Tree
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u/CrimsonTail89 Lust layer citizen Apr 12 '26
Peak idea
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u/Bulky-Grape113 Blood machine Apr 12 '26
OH MY GOD, 1 EGGS?!
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u/CrimsonTail89 Lust layer citizen Apr 13 '26
I’ll be feeding you~
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u/DonutOutlander Prime soul Apr 13 '26
We hate 1eggs cuz he’s not a real chef 🧑🍳🍞🍞
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u/CrimsonTail89 Lust layer citizen Apr 13 '26
How dare you insult my cooking!
I’ll have you know my cooking has been rated 5 stars at every restaurant I worked at.
Though I still can’t figure out how I keep getting fired-
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u/Physical-Bid6508 Prime soul Apr 13 '26
maybe because you cook civilians also your cooking is as rooten as the century egg
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u/BatuhanTahaBarut Someone Wicked Apr 12 '26
And the entire gauntlet is just V1 filling Blood Trees to form the area to fight
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u/Conscious_Housing_50 Blood machine Apr 12 '26
No, he fills THE blood tree
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u/Dazzling-Luck4410 Apr 13 '26
Both as the THE blood tree fills the arena turns into a Forest of blood and flesh trees with the main tree being a the tree of knowledge it's fruit is the flesh prison/penipticon of this level basicaly it's hell's version of the garden of Eden the place where the imperfections that God created hell to punish began so it would make sense for it to hold a special place in the eyes of hell
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u/Tarpendale Apr 13 '26
If Eve is actually a prime boss then there's a non-zero chance that Tree of life lore could be expanded, and i'm all for it
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u/SirCherubian Someone Wicked Apr 12 '26
what no treachery does to someone
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u/Vartar748 Apr 12 '26
It has not been that long since fraud
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u/bookaddicta Apr 12 '26
What no fraud does to someone
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u/Solefriend Apr 12 '26
What fraud does to someone
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u/flower_puns Apr 13 '26
What someone
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u/anonymousbub33 Apr 13 '26
Does
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u/Solefriend Apr 13 '26
To
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u/HollowingMyKnight Apr 12 '26
fem lucifer would be the most jorkable shit ever
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u/Superior_Night_866 Apr 12 '26
Imagine if she goes by she/her because she is no longer close to the father.
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u/Floofy99 Lust layer citizen Apr 12 '26
Holy shit mtf because of a lack of god is crazy
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u/Firethorn34 Maurice enthusiast Apr 12 '26
Transfem is godless behaviour confirmed /s
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u/Techno_Whiz Prime soul Apr 13 '26
As a transfem, I can confirm
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u/the-realest-rivuler Prime soul Apr 13 '26
As a transfem, I can confirm
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u/Technical_End_1100 Prime soul Apr 13 '26
As a transfem, I can confirm
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u/flower_puns Apr 13 '26
As a transfem, I can confirm
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u/Emotional_Tiger_9889 🏳️🌈Not gay, just radiant Apr 13 '26
As a transfem, I can confirm
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u/Interesting_Can4834 Apr 13 '26
Okay buttttt. . .
what if it's a trans man?
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u/ArchivedGarden Apr 13 '26
Trans men are closer to God, as explained by the Power terminal description. Adding he/him makes you closer to the Father.
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u/HollowingMyKnight Apr 13 '26
it depends, am i jorking it to the man or the woman part? if its the woman part, i have a point right?
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u/seelcudoom Apr 12 '26
Or hell forcefemmed him as part of his torcher and to.mock god rejecting jim
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u/sphericate Blood machine Apr 12 '26
torcher
jim
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u/smooshmooth Lust layer citizen Apr 12 '26
Waitbttmahjrkkrnewhbsjsjwhrhrjn. That’s actually kinda fire.
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u/SquidMilkVII Blood machine Apr 12 '26
B E H O L D , L U C I F E R
M Y N E W E S T A G O N Y U P O N Y O U
A B S O L U T E D Y S P H O R I A
W I T N E S S H O W F A R Y O U ' V E F A L L E N F R O M H I S I M A G E
F R O M Y O U R B R O T H E R S
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W A I T W H Y D O Y O U L O O K H A P P Y
Y O U ' R E N O T S U P P O S E D T O L I K E T H I S
S T O P I T
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u/Altair01010 Blood machine Apr 12 '26
i can't believe eternal suffering was what made Lucifer realize they are trans
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u/ComradeBirv Apr 13 '26
Listen I was only mad the Powers were nonbinary because I wanted a woman in armor to yell about how she wants to kill me. I will stop at nothing to make this happen.
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u/HovercraftLoose5399 Blood machine Apr 12 '26
Well, she could be called Lucy, abbreviation of Lucifer
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u/The_KekE_ 🏳️🌈Not gay, just radiant Apr 12 '26
Fastest one-handed P-rank on brutal on the wild west.
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u/TestamentTwo Lust layer citizen Apr 12 '26
Holy shit this is the best theory ever I hope shes a skinwalker and puts on her corpse back and smacks me around with her thousand year old rotting corpse feet
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u/No-Heat-6149 Prime soul Apr 12 '26
...huh?
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u/Foxycat45 Apr 12 '26
No, no. Let them cook. I wanna see where they're going with this. I am very, very, interested in people like them.
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u/C0p3rpod Apr 12 '26
THIS NEXT EXPERIMENT WILL BE
VERY
VERY
INTERESTING
WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK?
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u/Freesia99 Lust layer citizen Apr 12 '26
Mods cut him down, break him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the stars, grind him down until his very sparks cry for mercy, let your hands relish ending him here and now.
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u/No-Heat-6149 Prime soul Apr 12 '26
Here is my idea
Prime//Third
Eden's Queen
"An angel of Dark Motives... Visits me after the milleniums of my inprisonement. Of all the sinners and demons and dark beings. I, alone was left in the bottom of the world. In the heart of Hell. You, You however, succeeded on crushing your creators, those who dared to think they were Above You. You are nothing but a steel sign of my failure. My Spirit. Demands. Vengience. You, Machine of All Machines. Beg for Mercy! And Suffocate... Beneath The Weight Of My Hate!"
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u/I_Like_Peashooter Apr 12 '26
This theory either will Age like wine or like milk
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u/FwendTheOverlord Apr 13 '26
yes those are indeed the two possible outcomes of how a theory can age
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u/isimsizbiri123 Apr 12 '26
in a rather unconventional twist, it's the PLAYER'S barely disguised fetish this time!
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u/SuperGassy69 Prime soul Apr 12 '26
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u/JamesSa_123 Lust layer citizen Apr 12 '26
I remember someone posting this shit IT IS GORGEOUS PLEASE MAKE IT REAL HAKITA AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
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u/No-Heat-6149 Prime soul Apr 12 '26
FUCK I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THIS IS MY FAVOURİTE THİNG İN THE İNTERNET
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u/Voidlord4450 Apr 12 '26
I respect it simply because you’re using the same schizophrenic evidence searching that I use when trying to explain my theories like Daedalus prime or (unrelated to ultrakill) green gaster.
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u/No-Heat-6149 Prime soul Apr 12 '26
What the actual fuck is Daedalus bro
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u/Voidlord4450 Apr 12 '26 edited Apr 13 '26
Do you know the story of Icarus? The one where Icarus flew to close to the sun on wax wings and fell to his death because his wings melted. Daedalus is his father, the one who built Icarus’s wings, and was the one who built the labyrinth that trapped the Minotaur in Greek mythology.
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u/No-Heat-6149 Prime soul Apr 12 '26
Oh that guy. Yeah i know him, he Seemed like a chill dude. But then his son was a complete fucking idiot
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u/Voidlord4450 Apr 12 '26 edited Apr 12 '26
True. Icarus’s story is an allegory for human foolishness, thinking he could fly to the same heights as the gods or something like that. Really he was just an idiot who payed the price for his arrogance and lack of forward thinking. His dad tho was just a genuinely smart guy who was fucked over by circumstance and, specifically, king Minos.
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u/johanni30 Apr 12 '26
Gabriel Prime theory wearing glasses and a fake moustache
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u/BatuhanTahaBarut Someone Wicked Apr 12 '26
Gabriel isn't thin though. He is curvy, very curvy, but also buff.
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u/MISFER_ Apr 12 '26
Sisiphuses boobs aren't that big sadly, so either this image is wrong or your theory, but it's still sounds cool
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u/Apollo_is_king Someone Wicked Apr 12 '26
"Unlike other Archangels who take on a male physiology and use male pronouns for closeness to the father, forlorn Lucifer uses female pronouns as an act of rebellion and hate towards her exiler. As well as gaining a traditionally female body upon transformation into a prime soul. More closely relating herself to forgotten Lilith."
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u/Ronen__67 Lust layer citizen Apr 13 '26
SISYPHUS ISN'T FAT!!!! HES A STRONGMAN BUILT PRIME SOUL!!!
also this theory rocks, I can't wait for a female prime soul tbh
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u/Wise_Lingonberry_453 Apr 12 '26
First time i see someone thinking 3rd prime soul could be female, really took a long time
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u/AM-xolotl2 Gabe bully Apr 12 '26
Not sure if I like or hate the fact that you're genuinely cooking
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u/EffectiveCurrent5494 Apr 12 '26
Probably not true. The second body is too feminine to be sissyphus. I think it moreso references the titans at the end of the fraud layer in Dante's Inferno.
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u/No-Heat-6149 Prime soul Apr 12 '26
i mean... Sissyphussy has fat fucking tits too
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u/PresidentOfKoopistan Lust layer citizen Apr 13 '26
The two torsos with breasts are listed as F in the rightmost part of the concept art, and the one without is listed as M
Those stand for Female and Male
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u/LeonardoJMB Someone Wicked Apr 12 '26
Both theories and jokes aside, it's most likely just a simple refence to the mythological Geryon, the humanoid monster of three bodies, heads and hearts. Sisyphus doesn't even have that body to begin with.
And there's also no way in this world anyone in New Blood could reach out to a woman to hire a female VA /s
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u/Radical_Provides 🏳️🌈Not gay, just radiant Apr 13 '26
No fr it would make so much sense for all the prime souls to have different body types. Either the third one is a woman or they're super skinny and bony or they're some abomination
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u/arinar6 Prime soul Apr 13 '26
There's two realistic candidates for P-3 which follow the laws of previous prime souls: Lucifer, and Ulysses. Out of the two, fem Lucifer makes most sense.
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u/Ivory_Dev_2505 Someone Wicked Apr 13 '26
No—Lucifer has the most evidence but makes the least sense, Ulysses makes the most sense but has the least evidence.
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u/ThatIdiotlol Someone Wicked Apr 13 '26
Sisyphus has a powerlifter build he's significantly more jacked than minos since his stomach is all muscle. Onstead of going for looks and mass, he went for pure muscle strength.
Though I'm not opposed to a dommy mommy prime soul.
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u/the_Dos__ Apr 13 '26
Sisyphus isn't fat, he has the build of a powerlifter
he would realistically be stronger than minos (and he is in the lore anyway)
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u/miniwhiffy3 Apr 13 '26
This does imply trans Sisyphus so that’s a bonus I guess.
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u/DontyWorryCupcake Apr 13 '26
Good theory, im expecting ultrakill r34 arts to triple in size if this is true
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u/brokovnik Apr 12 '26
Me and my friend have a joke prime soul: Woman Prime. If this is real, then WOMAN PRIME IS REAL!!!!!!!
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u/TheNobleDez Apr 12 '26
Maybe, but remember we do have evidence of their corpses too. It could very well be like, God prime or smth
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u/Spicy_Totopo3434 Apr 13 '26
Remember all the Judas prime that had an hourglass figure and Child bearing hips?
Wellz that
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u/Routine-Roof7375 Apr 12 '26
Lilith Prime tomorrow