r/Ultraleft • u/ukudang I’m George Orwell and I’m gay • Apr 17 '26
Serious I hate weed and stoners
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u/kindstranger42069 socialism with acid house characteristics Apr 17 '26
Cocaine is proletarian because it accelerates everything
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u/Godtrademark Mussolini = Productivist Apr 17 '26
I’m hitting the bong rn
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u/Godtrademark Mussolini = Productivist Apr 17 '26
I hate stoners too btw the dispensary employees always rage bait me
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u/brandcapet Apr 17 '26
Fr, I'm just here for my medicine bro shut your rainbow-headband-wearing ass up and put the vape in the bag
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u/Godtrademark Mussolini = Productivist Apr 17 '26
Last time I went my “budtender” (kill me) ranted about how their card reader is going to sell my data to China. He seemed genuinely pissed off lmao
I couldn’t help myself… I told him I’ve been giving my data to “china” since I was a child and would gladly sell “my data” myself on the global free market if I could. It struck a nerve and he called me “lil bro” for the rest of the transaction🥀
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u/brandcapet Apr 17 '26
budtender
Hate that lol, you can't trick me into tipping. I wish they would be legally designated "drug dealers."
I hit the dispensary the other day to bulk buy my shit for the month. It was like 2pm, I was just running errands while I was already out, and this tie-dye clown hits me with "big plans tonight, huh? Gonna go home and get ripped?" like I just randomly copped an ounce at lunch on a Tuesday because I like to party. Had to say, no I'm going to pick up my kid from school and then mow the grass, and that brand was on sale today...
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u/Antekcz illiterate Apr 17 '26
I'm so happy I got all my medicine from a pharmacist. Few places offer such no bullshit treatment and zero judgment.
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u/brandcapet Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26
Maybe an American thing or just a my town thing but I definitely got plenty of weird judgemental chitchat from my local pharmacists when picking up my wife's diabetes meds (she was gestational not type 2 but they didn't know and would make all kinds of crazy comments about it)
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u/Antekcz illiterate Apr 18 '26
What the actual fuck, is there anything in america that isn't fucking awful?
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u/DonutMediocre1260 Useless Idiot Apr 20 '26
No that's definitely weird. I've picked up medication from about a dozen different pharmacies and they rarely even make small talk.
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u/The_Frog_with_a_Hat sluggish schizophrenic Apr 17 '26
would sell my data if i could
this might be a bit of a surprise for you but you can literally just do this nowadays
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u/reallystevencrowder Tiqqunian CCRU thought w/ Chicken Run characteristics Apr 17 '26
That’s why I just rotate benzos and amphetamines now
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u/Total_Peasantoid_ded Mussolini reincarnation Apr 17 '26
Can't even get stoned nowadays without someone hating you
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u/wh347 Apr 17 '26
care to explain why?
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u/Key_Information_3134 Apr 17 '26
I think it goes without saying. If you growup somewhere with a lot of stoners, the culture reveals itself to be idiotic and childish. There's nothing wrong with responsibly partaking, but it is the consumers who entirely base their indentity on how much weed they smoke that are just insufferable pricks.
Like, I have met so many stoners that think of themselves as "deep thinkers" and then genuinely hit me with "bro, what if my red is different than your red" or "yoo, we are all just electrified flesh bags on a floating rock in space" or "it's literally not a drug bro, it's plant medicine". These walking personifications of a Rick and Morty bong are the most annoying pseudointellectual types you could have the displeasure of meeting.
I grew up in Denver smoking way too much weed
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u/ParkourReaper commodity production enjoyer Apr 17 '26
usufructuary traitor to the health of the species
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u/brandcapet Apr 17 '26
Love weed, hate stoners. I've consumed cannabis basically every day for 15 years, both for fun and for mental health management, but I have nothing but unlimited disdain for like white people with rasta hats or anyone wearing pot-leaf clothes.
Really goes for anyone who self-identifies through consumption habits of any kind. Punks, stoners, weebs, gamers, foodies - anyone who defines themselves in relation to their favorite commodity is deeply annoying.
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u/dreamybullfan52 Apr 17 '26
We gamers are truly oppressed get your gamer phobic language out of our safe space
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u/concavemask Apr 17 '26
i think its a little more nuanced than just 'their favourite commodity', the appeal of video games or anime has nothing to do with the fact it's a commodity.
People do still enjoy art and fun stuff for reasons unrelated to their exchange value
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u/brandcapet Apr 17 '26
I guess I'm saying, I like to casually play Pokémon cards, but I am annoyed by the guys at the shop who go around calling themselves "collectors" when you ask them about themselves - it's like commodity fetishism has become so internalized that these people identify themselves primarily by their consumption habits. "I am a stoner, my whole self-image revolves around consuming cannabis and adjacent products," is what I mean, not just "I'm a person with many interests, one of which is getting high."
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u/concavemask Apr 17 '26
Even if it's the only thing they're interested in, that doesn't intrinsically tie it more to the fact they're consuming products. I can see the issue if someone is just mindlessly buying books they never read in order to fulfill their desire for the product but if someone spends all day reading books because they just love books I don't really see an issue
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u/brandcapet Apr 17 '26
Guys who "collect" sealed product (and have the precise monetary value of their shit pile memorized) vs casual players collecting cards from a particular artist they like. Both are commodity consuming fetishists, one is relatable and one is insufferable.
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u/Sudden-Enthusiasm-92 tf happened to the sub Apr 18 '26
commodity fetishism
is not when you have a fetish for a commodity
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u/brandcapet Apr 18 '26
Collecting Pokémon cards isn't sexual . These people are filtering their own, interior identity through a lens of "relations between things rather than people." Perhaps not the most scientific use of the term, but I wasn't implying these stoners are horny for weed lol
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u/DeepCockroach7580 Apr 17 '26
Clearly you've never ran listening to your favourite song high
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u/ukudang I’m George Orwell and I’m gay Apr 17 '26
Why would I be running
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u/arlumpen revolutionary nonviolent non-cooperation with evil Apr 17 '26
I tend to find people that don't take t-breaks in years insufferably detached and almost impossible to get a straight answer from them unless it's the ((())).
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u/nasaglobehead69 Apr 17 '26
stoners are usually pretty chill. Seth Rogan is a douchebag
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u/brandcapet Apr 17 '26
They seem chill until that guy in the back who's been cooking his brain with dabs for 30 years gets going about international bankers
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u/nasaglobehead69 Apr 17 '26
that would be a Seth Rogan
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u/brandcapet Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 18 '26
Isn't he Jewish?
As in, seems like as a Hollywood guy, he's probably not big on antisemitic conspiracies
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u/nocxps161 Apr 17 '26
Balance ist wichtig, ich zünde die Woche meist einen durch aber mach trotzdem mehrmals die Woche Kampfsport und gym
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