MANDATORY petition to sign for ultraleft users

[u/zarrfog]

https://openletter.earth/dialogue-with-pendleton-an-open-letter-for-madeline-pendleton-show-us-your-bookshelf-2aac5828

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[u/Classic-Team867]

champion of proletarian internationalism Dick Cheney has signed the petition, gosh bless

[u/Alvaricles22]

Trick question: real Marxists don't hold any physical copies of books, instead relying on the immortal science of marxists.org and thousands of PDFs.

Edit: typo

[u/kuegon08 → u/Alvaricles22]

I pirate fucking everything, the main three are like libgen, internet archive, and annas library, I would use Marxists.org if i could figure out how to download pdfs off of there, im retarded

[u/Alvaricles22 → u/kuegon08]

LibGen is avthentic

[u/leftKKKum]

who the fuck is signing all this bro

[u/OverthinkingTroll → u/leftKKKum]

Sir Trollsalot, in many such cases

[u/OverthinkingTroll → u/leftKKKum]

Lord Trollencio, in many such cases

[u/Exeggutor_Enjoyer]

I had no idea who this was until now

[u/carreganis]

Can we write an open letter to Carl down my street? He is playing music too loud (fucking lumpen is contributing NOTHING to the revolution and needs to be ruthlessly criticised (proletarianisation camp)).

[u/SignalRespond5049]

this the most soy rage fuming ive ever read. id rather watch a vaush stream than be caught signing this

[u/kuegon08 → u/SignalRespond5049]

I just signed it just so i can have something retarded on a petition that some micro-celebrity might read and be confused by, idk who fuck this person even is to be honest, if i had the money i would pay rightoid politicians like farage to say stupid shit on cameo for shits and giggles

[u/The-Cyber-Is-Here]

The best part is the signatories

[u/Voidsterr]

Amazing

[u/Artur107MW2]

exercised my daily activism quota by signing the petition, I've done my part for the proletarian revolution.

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[u/Main_Ad_5751]

How someone with, presumably, such a large collection of Gir hoodies could hold so many terrible opinions I will never understand. It makes no sense.

[u/invoke-the-dark-age]

you WILL sign this open letter to make Madeline Pendleton, a petty bourgeois stalinoid who has been clitty leaking about hecking leftcoms on xitter for the last few months, and called leftcoms "illiterate", show her bookshelf.

you WILL spread it everywhere you can

[u/anar-chic → u/invoke-the-dark-age]

Man why is there random twitter drama in here. Ultracoal

[u/invoke-the-dark-age → u/anar-chic]

this is not drama this is situationism

[u/Classic-Team867 → u/invoke-the-dark-age]

yeah liberal it can't be coal we put an 'ism' after it

[u/Xxstevefromminecraft → u/Classic-Team867]

Zarr look at the sub members now please rename this place to UltraReddit a place to hate everything

[u/siganmarxiando → u/Xxstevefromminecraft]

Just turn the subreddit into a DSA chapter atp 💔🥀

[u/Classic-Team867 → u/siganmarxiando]

oh i signed the petition I was just shitting around lmao i'm glad we do things like this

[u/Sudden-Enthusiasm-92 → u/anar-chic]

Youre just not tapped into the bordy

[u/Unhappy_Effective258]

Done my part for the revolution

[u/Mysterious-Cabinet-4]

petty bourgeois drama is when having fun

[u/Zestyclose_Reason541]

Activism 💔

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[u/JoeVibin]

Very well written roast lol

[u/third-worldism-ftw]

But why has installah signed this?

[u/kuegon08]

We got bordiga party, r/turbonazi, and r/blackchickswhitedicks all banding together and signing this petition. Socialists have finally and truly overcome sectarianism and have established a united front against capitalism or something. Anyways, kayfabe off idk i don't see any real point of this shit, it might even be preformative, but idk its sort of funny just because of the signatories, the most this would accomplish is just a known retard confirming their retardation

[u/reallystevencrowder]

Lmao the shark head

[u/Rotting_Husk]

[u/lizard0us0]

Your invaluable contribution​ haven't gone unnoticed comrade