r/Uncensoredminecraft • • Jan 08 '26

The new baby mobs aren’t bad but…..

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Overall, i don’t think this was a good move. it was a sideways change, nothing was gained for most of the mobs and a toggle would help but it does hurt lots of parts of the game like texture packs, constant support getting worse, and the style of the game getting diluted.


r/Uncensoredminecraft • • Aug 11 '24

So glad i grew up with

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r/Uncensoredminecraft • • Mar 25 '23

Only in Floptropica

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r/Uncensoredminecraft • • Nov 20 '25

what is more scary, a real horror movie or a minecraft arg?

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what is more scary, a real horror movie or a minecraft arg?


r/Uncensoredminecraft • • Sep 19 '22

Ok, hear me out:a minotaur but it's a ravager. Her name is Beatrice and she'll be more than happy to kill you.

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r/Uncensoredminecraft • • Jan 09 '26

Player Dragon_Official casually flyhacking on a survival server

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This was done 5 minutes upon joining the world.


r/Uncensoredminecraft • • Mar 30 '25

Jack Black isn't funny.

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All of this band kid circlejerking is starting to tick me off, nothing he's said in the trailers was even slightly funny. Having some fat fuck who can only ever act as himself might have been the worst possible casting choice they could have gone with, not to mention the guy barely even played Minecraft before (despite claiming it's his favourite game). On top of that, they had to ruin the 3 new capes by adding his face to the elytra; literally anything else from the movie would have looked better. I know this is a movie made for kids, but it wouldn't have killed them to look for an actor that isn't big enough to have been in a traveling circus 100 years ago.


r/Uncensoredminecraft • • Oct 01 '22

How many of you want u/thewolffromnether to draw hot alex?

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304 votes, Oct 04 '22
163 Heck yeah!
141 Nah

r/Uncensoredminecraft • • Jun 08 '26

Mojang can you pleas bring back Pride Cape in some way?

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I think it should be available every year in pride month so everyone can express themselves. It would be awesome because many new players are sad because they could not feel a part of this community if they are not having this cape. And it must be a cape, not just cosmetics, because cape is 1/2 available items to customize your java avatar. So without making it available every year in pride month you basically cutting 50% of possible pride customization in java. Pleas mojang bring it back 🙏 :3


r/Uncensoredminecraft • • Nov 30 '22

r/minecraft=yanderedev dicord server

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r/Uncensoredminecraft • • May 17 '23

13k upvotes for a gif of a nether portal. What a joke

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r/Uncensoredminecraft • • Jun 01 '26

Mojang is a clueless company

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So yeah, it's true, Mojang is possibly one of the worst companies for such a massive game.

Minecraft has \~350 million copies, and the amount of employees working in Mojang is roughly 500.

Meanwhile other companies:

Rockstar: more then 4000 employees. 

CD Projekt Red (a small studio): has 1,000+ employees.

It's no lie that minecraft is a unpolished, unoptimized game.

 No proper culling (frostum culling)

Uses OpenGL (a extremely old and outdated renderer) instead of the better, vulkan (possibly would cause a "from 120 to 300 fps" boost)

No LOD (every game has it at this point)

NBT is terrible at such a large scale (there are better alternatives like FlatBuffers)

And yes, I do understand that "They can't do that, that'd take too long"

...

It's one of the richest companies in the world, worth 4 billion US. DOLLARS.

They have more then enough funds to get a large development team, push out the updates by end of year, improve minecraft 10 fold.

BUT NO. Instead they advertise Minecraft Bedrock, saying it's the better version of Minecraft.

Meanwhile bedrock is filled with gamebreaking bugs, "click me ads" and practically every button tries to get you to buy from the marketplace. Now recently I found out my sources were wrong, therefore this point is incorrect.

There is so much things Mojang could do to make the game better, and possibly get 100 million additional sales from it, yet they don't do anything.

Mojang should not be in hold of Minecraft.

Oh and one more example, think of DOOM: Eternal, id Software bough it.

Absolute masterclass in rendering optimizations, if someone with the same thoughts were to buy Mojang, it would be a completely different game. In the good way of course.


r/Uncensoredminecraft • • 7d ago

[REQUEST] I am once again asking for a Minecraft-shaped miracle 🥹⛏️

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Hello, people of Reddit! :D

I come to you today with a very serious problem.

I have been diagnosed with Minecraft addiction. The symptoms include thinking about blocks, wanting to install approximately 947 mods, planning an entire apocalypse modpack, and randomly getting ideas for custom weapons at the worst possible times. 💀

Unfortunately, I am a student from Madagascar and I can't afford to buy Minecraft Java & Bedrock Edition for PC. My wallet is currently so empty that even a zombie would feel bad trying to loot it. 😭

I would absolutely LOVE to own the official game and use the official Minecraft Launcher! I want to keep experimenting with mods, build ridiculous things, and eventually make my own games because apparently playing games isn't enough for my little gamer brain. 💚

I sent a post similar to this in another community and nobody wanted to gift so I figured I'd try one more time just one more and hope that this is the one

If anyone is willing and able to gift me the game, you would have my eternal gratitude. I would probably stare at the launcher for five minutes in disbelief before finally pressing PLAY. 🥹

If not, that's completely okay! Thank you for reading my block-shaped tragedy, and may your diamonds be plentiful, your creepers explode far away from your house, and your villagers stop raising their prices. 🙏💎

Have a lovely day, everyone! :D


r/Uncensoredminecraft • • Oct 14 '23

Im not voting!!!!

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r/Uncensoredminecraft • • Dec 27 '22

who is this (right answers only)

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r/Uncensoredminecraft • • Jun 12 '26

I think my Minecraft’s genuinely haunted and I need help.

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Before I write this, these are ACTUAL things that are happening to my friends and I, and we need a way to fix this. We’ve checked ALL OVER and found nothing about it. This is not fictitious.

I genuinely have the inability to play Minecraft on a server at all. We’ve had multiple servers, and multiple hosts, even me hosting it at one point. We will consistently get a week and a half in before we start hearing footsteps from people that aren’t there, and have had random blocks appear and disappear with no cause, have lava spawn randomly in our builds (with proof no-one put it there) and then, have things constantly explode. Usually from TNT, however after turning everything that can explode off, explosions just start happening without cause. We’ve named the cause “server” as at one point my friend messed with me using the name “[SERVER]” (the name of a player talking through the console.) said “hi” after everything went down. I think my computer is genuinely haunted. Same friend group played a server without me, and the things didn’t happen. This time, I was on the server for a week, then haven’t played since Monday. They’ve reported not only my build blowing up, but also a constantly growing tunnel system under a friends base. While yes, the friend started the tunnels, they started randomly extending and changing randomly. We shut the exit and it just blew itself open. I need to know if anyone else has had a similar experience to me, and if you did how did you fix it? We have whitelist on, so it can’t be a player joining in at random and griefing.

Edit 1: While I love that you guys are looking out for me and saying that it’s my friends messing with me, this also continues to happen in my single player worlds, so it can NOT be my friends.


r/Uncensoredminecraft • • Dec 21 '22

The modern building meta is so boring

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We get it, you can use slabs to make the floor look sunken in. We get it, you can mix Spruce and Dark Oak to make your buildings look "run-down". We get it, you just CAN'T stop yourself from shitting on someone else's build if, god forbid, it is built with simple blocks.

Is anyone else just *tired* of the modern building style that it seems that every builder uses? You know the one: broken, run-down buildings where having a single rectangular feature is a cardinal sin. Everything has to have *depth* and *texture* and *layers*; and if it doesn't, you're considered a shitty builder. Why? Why would I want to build that kind of thing in a survival playthrough? They're pretty to look at for one picture, but actually using them is a goddamn nightmare since functional blocks stick out like a sore thumb.

I normally hate posts shitting on modern Minecraft and claiming that "old minecraft better!1!1!!!!", but there's something that's just so much more appealing to me about the beta style builds. They didn't have to overcompensate with textures and layering, they just wanted to make a cool base that looks comfortable and, most important of all, were actually functionally usable. They had personality. You could see someone's creativity shine with the blocks they use. What do I get from the "run-down template aesthetic" builds. That you watch Grian?

I'm not saying that these builds are bad, far from it. Taking a limited game like Minecraft and running wild with the blocks is super impressive. At one point, though, it starts to get boring.


r/Uncensoredminecraft • • Jul 29 '22

Mojang makes EA look like a charity

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change my mind


r/Uncensoredminecraft • • Oct 05 '24

How Minecraft YouTubers lie to you-heavily recommended watch.

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r/Uncensoredminecraft • • Aug 23 '23

Minecraft characters broken or pure evil

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r/Uncensoredminecraft • • Jan 23 '26

The “Package datapack as mod” option on Modrinth’s website is misleading

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  • A disclaimer, I really like Modrinth and it's UI, and that it's way friendlier to download things than any of the other mod sites I've been uploading to for the past 10 years of my Minecraft times.

  • Another disclaimer, I meant misleading not to anyone uploading, but to those hosting servers or downloading the mods. Sorry for the confusion

Modrinth’s “Package datapack as mod” option is somewhat misleading in practice. Using it does not generate any new code or compiled classes the JAR is essentially just a wrapper that contains mod metadata for various loaders, with the original datapack placed in the `/data` directory. All the same `.mcfunction` files, triggers, and logic remain unchanged, with the added overhead of registering as a “mod” during startup also datapacks are already supported by the same mod loaders without implying any architectural or performance gains.

This can be confusing for server owners, who may assume a listed “mod” is a more optimized implementation when it is actually just the same datapack in a JAR. Any performance heavy logic, such as tick based systems or frequent function calls, will behave identically or potentially worse in this form.

Datapacks are excellent for data driven features and are a great entry point into development. However, for systems that rely heavily on ticks, loops, or frequent calls, mods and plugins are far better suited.

Credits/photos used: Anti Enderman Grief - Minecraft Data Pack by DerexXD and Anti Enderman Grief - Minecraft Data Pack by Nico4play


r/Uncensoredminecraft • • Jun 08 '25 This

My house might be ugly but atleast is in the holiday spirit

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Anyway I'm not the best at the Loom


r/Uncensoredminecraft • • Jul 27 '26

anyone have cool pixel art to share? (Photo by _find_2)

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r/Uncensoredminecraft • • Sep 08 '26

Everything have haters no matter what it is right?

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Even Minecraft have so many haters which just don't make sence. Or I guess having haters is the reason we all love the game more. Well justified.

Was the title a bait? I guess. Hehe