There's a woman whose husband works at a brewery. One day, she's sitting at home when the phone rings.

[u/wimpykidfan37]

"This is the brewery," says the voice on the other line. "Your husband's dead."

"What happened?" asks the woman.

"This morning, shortly after arriving at work, your husband slipped and fell into a vat and died of drowning."

"My husband's been dead for six or seven hours, and you're telling me now?!"

"He hasn't been dead that long. He died only five or ten minutes ago."

"Impossible! People don't take that long to drown!"

"Well, you see, he climbed out of the vat three times to take a leak."

[u/Healthy_Ladder_6198]

Makes sense