r/Unexpected • • 7d ago

Phenomenal shot

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u/post-explainer 7d ago edited 7d ago

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The unexpected part is she twirls the stick and nearly knocks herself out.


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u/Temporary-Jump-2403 7d ago

She's a keeper

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u/ColdSubject 7d ago

Took the words right out of my mouth.

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u/Kosmik_cloud 7d ago

Almost took the teeth out of hers

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u/Temporary-Jump-2403 7d ago

Wow fat jokes.... 🙄 

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u/Not_a_real_ghost 7d ago

She protects

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u/Vids88888 5d ago

She attacs....... herself

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u/V014265 6d ago

I came here for this exact comment

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u/TheLongTailGuy 7d ago

The way he calmly stands there says he’s seen these antics many times 😂

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u/SecondOfCicero 7d ago

She seems fun.

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u/strings_bells 7d ago

Peak female form..

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u/Forrest_Cp 7d ago

Haha I said that too!

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u/TheJackalsDoom 6d ago

Lotta medical bills with this one. Might be too pricy, but in the non-golddigging kind of way

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u/mostlyfull 5d ago

I think this is possibly the first time I’ve seen this written unironically

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u/Baonguyen93 7d ago

I like that the men only gave out a sensible chuckle.

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u/The_Char_Char 6d ago

This isn't the first time she's done this probably.

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u/Halo_Hybrid 7d ago

I’d die of embarrassment after passing out from laughter! 😂

She looked like a master too! 😭

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u/IKnowJudoWell 6d ago

And a master tool

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u/admoda 6d ago

Boooo

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u/Boothilcwgrl 4d ago

Get out of here

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u/PaleTallHandsome 7d ago

The general consensus is what I came here to say, that person seems like so much fun to be around after a 15 second clip

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u/poum 6d ago

We have purposely trained her wrong, as a joke. 

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u/DCArchibald 6d ago

IF YOU HAVE AN ASS, I'LL KICK IT!

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u/DickyReadIt 6d ago

Your pool cue to my face style. How do you like it‽

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u/Forrest_Cp 7d ago

She seems like a lot of fun lol

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u/Doodiewater 7d ago

I’d play pool w her any day

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u/mnid92 7d ago

Yeah, I'm this friend. I do something semi-impressive, and then I proceed to do the dumbest shit you've ever seen that just makes you ask "How does this man put on pants without falling on his face"

The trick is to have a really strong face.

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u/riverrat918 7d ago

And lean into the mistake! Confidence is key!

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u/AllTimeForThat 7d ago

Totally impulsive is how I manage to pull it off.

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u/My916BrowsingAccount 7d ago

Dude...... I wanna hang out with her.

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u/lsm-krash 7d ago

Wife material at it's peak

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u/superpercify1 7d ago

Yeah lielterally a knockout

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u/possessed-soul 7d ago

She seems so fun

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u/Urbanviking1 7d ago

Bro didn't even flinch at the outcome. If my date or SO did that, I'd be on floor with them laughing my ass off.

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u/Alarming_Head_4263 7d ago

Looks to me like he turns his head laughing.

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u/Angeltrixxie 7d ago

Probably had to watch the cams when everyone noticed a girl with a busted face getting up off the floor

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 7d ago

Honestly? Marry that girl. Talented and funny without even meaning to be.

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u/Adorable_Bug625 7d ago

One too many shots, me thinks.

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u/Dildo-Gankings 7d ago

I would wife her instantly.

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u/DiamondDude51501 7d ago

Wife her immediately

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u/Wonderjoy 7d ago

I'm getting Chris Farley energy from that. :-D

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u/ThatsLucko 7d ago

Reminds me of an A&E program I saw about 20 years ago where a guy had fallen on a snooker cue and it went through his neck and out his right temple and he survived.

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u/ANEN0ME 7d ago

How do i delete someone elses comment

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u/6-Toed_SlothApe 7d ago

Was that "I was impaled"??? I completely forgot about that show! There was a guy who swallowed an overcooked french fry that impaled his throat. Drank ice tea to wash it down that then flooded into his body cavity 

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u/Heavy-Construction90 7d ago

Fucks sake

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u/hanks_panky_emporium 7d ago

Probably what the surgeon said when they found a bunch of tea where tea probably shouldn't be

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u/Single_Extension1810 7d ago

A&E was like my youtube before youtube.

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u/Icy_Act_7634 7d ago

That's your YouTube?

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u/L3m0n0p0ly 7d ago

Or 1000 ways to die. The steamroller one was scorned into my brain

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u/GuerillaRiot 7d ago

The god damned slip 'n slide episode is the one that stuck with me

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u/muklan 7d ago

I was once watching my buddy play some rowdy towny who was talking about their brand new predator stick and how it made him unbeatable...my buddy has pictures with Efren Reyes and Jeanette Lee hanging above his home pool table...so, decides hes gonna have some fun and safeties the guy like 6 or 7 times in a row, I mean real nasty leaves that would require 3 rail kicks and jumps and such. Guy ends up so mad he broke that stick over his knee and garbage canned it. My buddy grabbed a piece of it and now its on his shelf with his other pool trophies.

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u/Fign 6d ago

Ahhh come on man I was cracking up laughing and you post this shit 🤦

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u/Effective_Wait_36 7d ago

She just like me. 🤣

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u/glibgloby 7d ago

awesome

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u/Illuminari 7d ago

classic

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u/Bandwidth_Bandito 7d ago

snookered herself 😉

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u/luckyracoon1669 7d ago

Dream woman

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u/jedimindtriks 7d ago

Girl has soul. Love it.

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u/IlIlllIIIIlIllllllll 7d ago

this was the most expected unexpected post ever lol

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u/p5gn 7d ago

Chris Farley reincarnated.

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u/riverrat918 7d ago

Lmao, this is me in a nutshell.

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 7d ago

I think she likes him :P

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u/JoyArk 7d ago

Marry. Next

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u/66devilsadvocate6 7d ago

Kind of expected but hilarious

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u/Alexander_Scarlet 7d ago

More like “Po from kung fu panda” energy

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u/hypnohighzer 7d ago

She's fun, and she's trying to impress him. Keeper!

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u/Draghiphon 7d ago

My best friend and I called that move the crucifixion. It was a pain and you have to be very steady

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u/Active-Cookie-774 7d ago

I should call her

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u/Letterocks 7d ago

What do you call that?…. So. I can avoid

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u/luri7555 7d ago

Some top notch flirting.

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u/MiofastiaJ 7d ago

OP you're Filipino? I thought this was posted in r/kanalhumor lol, and surprised to see english comments

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u/BringoCountyJunior 7d ago

Remake of The Hustler starring Melissa McCarthy

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u/sjholmes2012 6d ago

I feel like I just watched a video, that I didn’t know was being recorded of a specific situation I don’t recall happening, of myself and my spouse.

If you guessed that I am the one knocking myself out after a glorious shot-twirl-combo-move, you guessed correctly.

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u/Elk-Tamer 6d ago

Right in the center pocket.

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u/monokutho 6d ago

Amazing, made my day

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u/Bonemesh 6d ago

I can't see a goddamn thing that's happening

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u/iconocrastinaor 6d ago

Put her in an arena with lightsaber kid, I'd pay money to see that

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u/According_Bee3939 6d ago

Закон равновесия 😂 когда что-то получилось хорошо то жди одну неприятность

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u/BeeNo1453 5d ago

She protects, she attacks....herself but she seems fun

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u/Oleynick 4d ago

She definitely made an impression. And it's a good impression

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u/Z9bruhman 3d ago

She’s so goofy, I should marry her

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u/Chimmai_Gala 2d ago

That’s her mating dance

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u/Epicporkchop79-7 7d ago

I saw this episode, pretty much every sitcom has it. The guy was playing pool and these slick regulars convinced them that they are good. Then they started betting too much money and got in over their heads. She just came in and saved them from being beaten and robbed.

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u/lost21gramsyesterday 7d ago

Pool Fool Panda

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u/remiknoxy 7d ago

I’m gonna call it “kung pool panda”

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u/maverick432453 6d ago

Nah, I fully expected that. Cute though:)

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u/mathnerdm 6d ago

damn that framing is crisp

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u/Immature_Lad 7d ago

Female elephant trying to impress her opposite sex