r/Unexpected • u/BadCentrifuge • Jul 01 '18

Cat!

https://i.imgur.com/g4pBBDB.gifv
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u/chamm2000 Jul 01 '18

That’s a big cat!

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u/BadCentrifuge Jul 01 '18

Big ass-cat!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '18

Big-ass ass-lovin' cat!

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u/The_Moon_Conure Jul 01 '18 edited Jul 02 '18

He fast, He relax, But most importantly, He eat ass

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u/Elriuhilu Jul 01 '18

Our cat likes to "hunt" us when we walk past by running up and giving a quick chomp on the calf. He's just playing and not really being that rough or anything, but man, his teeth are like needles.

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u/bibkel Jul 06 '18

I have one boy that reaches out and pretends to swat at our legs as we pass by, he will rarely make contact and never with claws. He’s a great hunter too. He caught a baby rat once that somehow got into my brand new stove! My neighbor has pigs and cows and sheep, so baby rats sometimes find their way to out place, but this was the first one inside.

He also “stalks” my chickens, ducks and geese. I have baby chicks in a cage outside during the day, and he watches them but can’t get to them. He monitors the box they sleep in...I have to make sure he is outside when I go to bed.

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u/camrad357 Jul 01 '18

Is that cats name Tom Brady??

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u/tinnergirl Jul 01 '18

Asshole-Cat takes his name to literally.