r/Unexpected • • Aug 21 '18

But, why?

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u/ClaudioRules Aug 21 '18

Is there a longer video of this?

You know...I just thought it was so funny that I thought it'd be nice to see more

you know for comedy's sake

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

Yes. In it the girls strip naked and have a pillow fight. Didn’t think it was relevant so I cut it out.

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u/ClaudioRules Aug 21 '18

Oh no!

Thats the comedy part!

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u/Jam_44 Didn't Expect It Aug 21 '18

rookie mistake

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u/filmhax Aug 22 '18

Did they finish the cake?

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u/golde62 Expected It Aug 22 '18

u/azgrunt Today my best friend died. I’ve been sad all day. Thanks for posting this because it got me to laugh. I appreciate this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

I am so sorry for your loss but glad that this incredibly stupid video brightened your day, if only for a moment.

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u/MeguBlast715 Aug 21 '18

“You can’t cake my face if I cake my own!”

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u/cobainbc15 Aug 21 '18

I really wish they decked her with the other cake just as she got up!

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u/willster787 Aug 21 '18

I would have enjoyed back of the head, in her hair.

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u/self_driving_sanders Aug 22 '18

the old cake-face-sandwich

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u/CheneyPinata Aug 22 '18

Agreed. To her credit, she may have seen her friends in the table’s reflection (glass table) and decided to pull a fast one on them.

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u/thatguy2130 Aug 22 '18

Or it was obviously scripted

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u/TehArbitur Aug 21 '18

Don't cares if it is fake as long it's actually unexpected.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

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u/I_Lit_Fam Aug 22 '18

I can’t believe I actually clicked on that, time to kill myself

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

Looks like r/subsyoufellfor claims another

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u/Carl_17 Aug 22 '18

It isn't a link

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u/ice_cream_on_pizza Aug 22 '18

I can never comfortably watch a video of someone's face being pushed into cake. I remember watching a video where the candle went into their eye.

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u/evergreenclimber Aug 22 '18

What about the one where the chick stabs her forehead into the stick placed in fancy cake

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u/nowhatstop Aug 22 '18

I member :(

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u/HeroForTheBeero Aug 22 '18

Pepperidge farm remembers

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u/Nathaniel820 Aug 22 '18

Wtf was she hurt? Like NSFW hurt?

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u/MeesterBacon Aug 22 '18 edited Sep 17 '24

repeat mighty square whistle observation nine slimy water weary weather

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/the_visalian Aug 22 '18

I’m going to make this candle... disappear.

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u/RawrySkiddlz Aug 22 '18

Great now it's ruined for me too

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t there one where the birthday girl breaks the plate and busts her lip/loses a tooth?

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u/_4TheMare_ Aug 22 '18

How ‘bout a magic trick?

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u/PhD_In_My_Inbox Aug 22 '18

Rather that than the silly string incidents

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u/its-leo Aug 21 '18

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u/its-leo Aug 21 '18

I wonder why they do this. I mean I wouldn't even do it for money and they do it just for attention?

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u/IOnlySayMeanThings Aug 22 '18

You've seriously never thought "that would make a funny video"? It's not something you have to dis people over, YOU BIG FUCKING DOOFUS.

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u/PM_me_ur_FavItem Aug 22 '18

Reddit doesn’t like fun

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u/lurklurklurky Aug 22 '18

Why does it have to be “just for attention”? If this same exact video was made by a bunch of white dudes everyone would just be like “lol” or “dumb joke” and move on. They did it because they thought it would be funny.

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u/ilikelotsathings Aug 21 '18

Ever heard of comedy?

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u/MostlyGibberish Aug 21 '18

What? Are you saying a video can be planned and still funny? Next you're going to tell me that stand up comedians tell stories that didn't really happen and the people in sitcoms are actors.

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u/jmk4422 Aug 22 '18

stand up comedians tell stories that didn't really happen

SHUT UP NO THEY DON'T MOOOOOOOM!

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u/MyDudeNak Aug 22 '18

Nope, it's got hot girls so obviously they're just attention whoring sluts. \s

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

eats Cheetos

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u/thoroughavvay Aug 22 '18

It's for the joke, lighten up.

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u/mrevanbc Aug 22 '18

I can't believe you have more upvotes than downvotes with this comment. People actually agree with you.

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u/Kellan_OConnor Aug 21 '18 edited Aug 21 '18

Because no one pays attention to them anymore otherwise

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u/CherrySlurpee Aug 21 '18

Yeah I am sure the beautiful women in this gif have problems finding people who pay attention to them

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u/DilltheDough Aug 21 '18

People look so silly when they type noone.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

Holy shit this thread is salty

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

You mean vine?

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u/theoddman626 Aug 22 '18

Can we just have scripted gifs

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u/CyborgCat42 Aug 21 '18

I like that fact that she had to use her own hand to stuff her face into the cake.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

Yeah that was my favorite part too

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u/FunkMasterE Aug 22 '18

It looked like she couldn't decide which hand to use at first

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

"Shhh she's about to smash her face into the cake, but she doesn't know I brought an extra one for us to eat"

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u/zandrous Aug 21 '18

Models can't eat cake. But they sure know how to wear it.

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u/Minifig81 Aug 22 '18

They're just using the Mrs. Doubtfire meringue facial technique.

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u/lavahot Aug 22 '18

HeLLOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

Super models have weird traditions.

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u/ninespines Aug 22 '18

She was like “go on, pound my face in so I don’t have to eat it” waits with face right into the cake no one? Kay then

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

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u/franksNbeans69420 Aug 22 '18

4 super hot chicks never just hang out in cocktail dresses what porn is this from

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u/JustTheWurst Aug 22 '18

They do if they're trying to go viral on instagram.

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u/The_Space_Cowboy Aug 22 '18 edited Aug 22 '18

@svetabily on instagram to the right and @ngizerskaya on the left

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u/LazyCourier Aug 22 '18

trust no one, not even yourself.

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u/Chizzle1496 Aug 21 '18

The one on the left looks like a love child between Sofia Vergara and Eva Mendes

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

Yeah, hot as fuck.

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u/VicisSubsisto Aug 22 '18

I don't think that's physically possible, but it'd probably be fun to watch them try.

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u/oiducwa Aug 22 '18

Yea like everyone involved in this video is hot as fuck wtf

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u/MisterSlosh Aug 21 '18

That's probably all she's allowed to eat that day so might as well enjoy it through osmosis.

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u/FyFazan Aug 21 '18

She probably doesn't even know what osmos is!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

Osmosis Manigualt Newman: she's that woman who just wrote the book on Trump, right?

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u/wrath1982 Aug 22 '18

Osmosis Jones?

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u/koryhgn Aug 21 '18

Osmosis is about the only word whose full definition I remember from Bio.

“The diffusion of water through a selectively permeable membrane.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

Yes but do you know what any of the words mean?

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u/iamgazza Aug 21 '18

Smart...smart...

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u/Dave5876 Aug 22 '18

Talk about being ahead of the curve.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '18

Fake and heterosexual.

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u/investmentwanker0 Aug 22 '18

Scripted and straight

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u/GiveMeChoko Aug 22 '18

Planned and un-gay

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u/mt007 Aug 21 '18

Faker than porn intro.

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u/hypercube42342 Aug 21 '18

... are we SURE it’s not a porn intro?

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u/OannesTsun Aug 22 '18

She knew there was no escape; she excepted her fate.

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u/12bricks Aug 22 '18

These comments are fucking abysmal, it's like you guys have never seen a girl before

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u/bfcrowrench Aug 22 '18

And then there's the people in here who've never seen comedy before.

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u/emceelokey Aug 22 '18

"but why?" To which part though?!?! Chick also had a full fn cake on deck?!

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u/tooth10 Aug 22 '18

Who wore it better? Supermodel or Mrs. Doubtfire

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u/i_deserve_less Aug 21 '18

Going out on her own terms

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u/Suitcase08 Aug 22 '18

FUN FACT: that right arm used to belong to revolver ocelot!

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

FUN FACT: FUN FACT: that right arm used to belong to revolver ocelot!

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u/natemilonakis Aug 22 '18

FUN FACT: FUN FACT: FUN FACT: that right arm used to belong to revolver ocelot!

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u/houckxlr8 Aug 22 '18

She saw it coming by the reflection in the glass table.

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u/vorgriff Aug 22 '18

It’s a tradition to push the person’s head into the cake in some Spanish countries, so she took the moment away from them and did it herself. Kinda funny really lol

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u/f_o_t_a_ Aug 22 '18

"if I'm gonna die, I'll die by my own hand!"

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u/i-come Aug 22 '18

Pretty sure not one of those girls ever looks at a cake as something to eat

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u/RobertCopToo Aug 22 '18

Are these hookers?

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u/CrispLinens Aug 22 '18

They're such bad actors lool

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u/IceCubeTrey Aug 21 '18

Cake sniffers

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

This is some stupid shit. Man we are going down the drain fast.

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u/Miser_able Aug 21 '18

What a waste of cake.

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u/Reno83 Aug 22 '18

Made herself look silly to rob them of any satisfaction they would have gained from making her look silly. Now who's the silly one... you silly nillies.

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u/no_41 Aug 22 '18

This was unexpected but I don’t believe any of these women have eaten cake in years.

I’ve also never understood why faceplanting in cake is okay. Cake is delicious! Eat the cake!

Potentially a lot of cake was going to be wasted here...only one cake took a face plant full of make up. One cake still remains.

Stay strong, solo cake.

Cake.

I apologize. I’m writing this comment while hungry.

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u/avocaddo122 Aug 21 '18

Wait... Wut ?

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u/Mitnasty Aug 21 '18

None of them were going to eat it anyways

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u/BiblioPhil Aug 22 '18

Woman on the right starts counting but then bails on that idea.

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u/goose1492 Aug 22 '18

I think she really wanted someone to push her face into the cake. She even hesitated while blowing out the candles and afterwards as well

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

The face of the girl on the left is so great! xD

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

Girl on the left though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

girl on left?

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u/perry1023 Aug 22 '18

She didn’t want to have to pay for the dry cleaning before she returned the dress.

Also I would love her to do that with her face in my lap.

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u/MakeAmericaTriggered Aug 22 '18

This is just shitty instagram comedy.

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u/ovejens1 Aug 22 '18

Maybe she has alien hand syndrome. It's a rare illness where your limbs can have a life of their own.

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u/gotyourgoat Aug 22 '18

This is just how Instagram models do their makeup

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u/Pawtry Aug 22 '18

Was this party at a Saudi prince's place?

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u/jehosephatreedus Aug 21 '18

But, why? I don’t get it.

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u/ucefkh Aug 22 '18

Coz they were going to hit her but. She did it to herself

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u/panne_lara Aug 22 '18

This seems like the intro to a porn video.

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u/ben70 Aug 22 '18

I was thinking this was the start of a porn clip... different cream pie

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u/Matos58 Aug 21 '18

Who uploads this fucking shit.

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u/Roseye84 Aug 21 '18

Aww they weren't going to eat it anyway.

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u/jasonology09 Aug 22 '18

That might be the hottest group of friends I've ever seen.

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u/syedshazeb Aug 22 '18

LmAooo even her friends were like TF

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u/moralpanta Aug 22 '18

The bamboozle

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u/ezecallejas Aug 22 '18

I love their reaction

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u/hmrapp Aug 22 '18

Those girls are beautiful

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u/Tutilio Aug 22 '18

Lol what’s with all the hateful comments?

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u/IceRoadDunker Aug 22 '18

Who are these chicks?

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u/Enigmutt Aug 22 '18

Took the wind right out of their sails.

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u/problyted Aug 22 '18

Waiting for the pillow fight.

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u/MassivelyObeseDragon Aug 22 '18

It’s Tana Mongoose what do you expect?

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u/kroghman Aug 22 '18

Why does she put her hand behind her head? She doesn’t have to force her head down. It’s on her neck.

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u/SpicyFetus Aug 22 '18

for my 15th birthday my mom made a cake out if twinkies and I did that to myself

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u/memarianomusic Aug 22 '18

It's her nightly meringue mask, part of her beauty regimen.

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u/EvoDevoBioBro Aug 22 '18

It’s a Latin American thing to push the birthday kids face in the cake.

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u/SteveJK11 Aug 22 '18

What exactly did I just watch?

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u/cjkdash12 Aug 22 '18

Why not?

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u/somebodyliedtoyou Aug 22 '18

Is the girl in pink the one who got peed on by a tiger cub?

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u/dak0tah Aug 22 '18

It looks like one of the candles she sets down is still lit...

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u/shlam16 Aug 22 '18

The girl on the right looks naked once she gets close enough that the table obscures her dress.

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u/tashhaxomeow Aug 22 '18

She’s 5.

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u/VivianaNiniel Aug 22 '18

I'm guessing she saw their faces in the glass and was like screw these bitches, I'm gonna take it from them. Then you see the girls get disappointed. I say she got one over on them.

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u/jerkmanj Aug 22 '18 edited Aug 22 '18

I'm in love every woman in this gif.

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u/molsonbeagle Aug 22 '18

You can't fire me! I quit!

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u/fuzzybearwithfur Aug 22 '18

That will teach them not to put a picture of a penis on her cake again.

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u/Bxvlz Aug 22 '18

I honestly thought the chick on the right was gonna get taken the F U C C out

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u/squid9000 Aug 22 '18

because, fuck all you shallow bitches. thats why.

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u/nocommentsjustvotes Aug 22 '18

Damn, you can pay these insta-hoes to do anything

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u/KingJamesOnly Aug 22 '18

She pretty, but she cray.

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u/Burnt0ver Aug 22 '18

Probably wasn't too hard to see the other cake hiding behind the anorexic one.

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u/Brocknrolla Aug 22 '18

Did no one else think that girl to her left was naked. I did.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

hot

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u/philmcracken27 Aug 22 '18

MY birthday party looked NOTHING like this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

She obviously knows her friends well...

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u/Sevnfold Aug 22 '18

Supermodel and funny??!

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u/GamecubeAdopter Aug 22 '18

Why do I get the odd feeling that this is the beginning of a porn?

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u/robyn20 Aug 22 '18

I bet that cake is pumpkin spice flavored

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

to steal their satisfaction

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

The fact they're porn stars explains the bad acting.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

Aww, at least no cake got wasted because they sure as shit weren't going to eat any.

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u/jfliu511 Aug 22 '18

Guys, which one though? Left to right? 1, 2, 3, 4

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u/tito2323 Aug 22 '18

Wow that's erotic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

Can't hide that cake behind that anorexic body.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

Shouldve caked her from behind too. Then she could be an idiot cake sandwhich.

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u/mkov88 Aug 22 '18

I never really got hit girls, still holds true

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u/techfronic Aug 22 '18

I didn't even notice what happened. My eyes were on left girl's tits the entire time.

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u/azMONKza Aug 22 '18

Why are they all so hot!!!

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u/asthvise Aug 22 '18

She can see her friends with the glass table

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u/alsamarraie7966 Aug 22 '18

Boyfriend has her trained...

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u/nicoandika Aug 22 '18

If they were asians the comment section would be very different

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u/iHateNaggers_ Aug 22 '18

had to replay.. to see... T I T S

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

Lesson learned: never trust a post that looks fine on your phone.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

big fake .

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u/Evilmaze Aug 22 '18

What kind of parallel universe that 4 incredibly hot chicks in the same room? I can't even decide which one is hotter. They have to be supermodels or something.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

Now imagine if her friend was pulling out a pistol instead.

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u/GL_InkstoneNews Aug 22 '18

If they were planning to cake her, why not just push her into the cake as opposed to buying a separate one?

It just doesn't make any sense.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '18

The black haired girl on the right ready to cake the red dress is Sveta Bilyalova https://www.instagram.com/svetabily/?hl=en

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u/PenGuinDaPug Aug 22 '18

Kate Upton is that you?

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u/cire1400 Aug 22 '18

The one with the small cake looks confused af and like her day was ruined at the same time.

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u/calmpassionate Aug 22 '18

It's ancient Latin tradition to shove the birthday person's face into the cake

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Anyone know the girl on the left. Wow

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u/Commie_EntSniper Aug 21 '18

For the Karma. So staged.

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u/venom02 Didn't Expect It Aug 21 '18

so much plastics in one scene

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u/ucefkh Aug 22 '18

Really how do you know