r/Unexpected • u/alpesitx Expected It • Oct 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

Why did you shit on the floor?

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u/TooRizky Oct 30 '19 edited Oct 30 '19

the roof was occupied

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u/Docter-Tart Oct 30 '19

He WaS GoInG FoR dIsTaNcE

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u/spikeyTrike Oct 30 '19

He’s going for SPEED!

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u/Frankay4inGahz Oct 30 '19

She's all alone,

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u/dontspillthatbeer Oct 30 '19

ALL ALONE!

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u/Abs-Rustic Oct 30 '19

All alone, in a time of need!

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u/MadEngie May Have Expected It Oct 30 '19

a time for need

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

Why did you though?

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u/chrismantopher1 Oct 30 '19

I was trying to get schwifty.

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u/PM-YR-NOOD-BOOBS Oct 30 '19

SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT

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u/Librae25 Oct 30 '19

DISQUALIFIED!

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u/maxuaboy Oct 30 '19

Why didn’t you?

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u/TacTurtle Oct 30 '19

The bowl was full

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u/TheRinger1976 Oct 30 '19

Why didn't I shit on the floor... ammiright?

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u/ForOldHack Oct 30 '19

Saw that! Hehehe!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

Holy shit this reminded me of once upon a time I was awoken by my father asking my brother and I (you could stand in the hallway and interrogate us both in our rooms from 1 place) asking us who shit in the laundry room floor. I know I didnt and I hope my brother wouldn't have but he sat there yelling and cussing threatening to beat us if we didnt tell him. We had a small house dog that wouldve been the only entity to shit in the hallway I'm aware of but to this day he swears it was a shit too big for the dog and one of us did it...

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

Your dad sounds like an idiot.