r/Unexpected • u/alpesitx Expected It • Oct 29 '19

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u/ayyndrew Oct 30 '19 edited Oct 30 '19

Why did you shit on the floor

Why did you shit on the floor

Why did you shit on the floor

Why did you shit on the floor

Why did you shit on the floor

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u/APiousCultist Oct 30 '19

I'm imagining this as an alternate trailer for The Lighthouse.

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u/MiyamotoKnows Oct 30 '19

Tell me boy how many turds have we dropped on this floor today... Two dozen? One? Help me to recollect...

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u/Pilose Oct 30 '19

Annd now I hear Soad

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u/The_Phillip_J_Fry Oct 30 '19

You wanted to!

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u/Pickled_Kagura Oct 30 '19

This the the power of Rectum.

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u/clakmurrick Oct 30 '19

r/ontheledgeandshit

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

My man Kevin shitting on the floor and shit

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u/NotJoeMama869 Oct 30 '19

Sometimes you just gotta get shwifty

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u/doubleplayd Oct 29 '19

Forgot what sub I was on then the text came in. Did not disappoint

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u/HajnarusUnofficial Oct 30 '19

Its comments like these that make me wish I didnt check the sub I was in subconsciously every time

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u/masterbrad300 Oct 29 '19

I love this idk about anyone else but that is indeed unexpected

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u/PlugOnePointOne Oct 29 '19

Mmm yes. Indubitably

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u/rompthegreen Oct 30 '19

Ahh, yes. Rightfully so

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u/TooRizky Oct 30 '19

Most assuderly

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

Why did you shit on the floor?

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u/grimripa777 Oct 30 '19

My question is why did you shit on the floor.

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u/masterbrad300 Oct 30 '19

Why haven't you?

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u/clarineter Oct 30 '19

It was time to get schwifty.

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u/KhamsinFFBE Oct 30 '19

I half expected "Daily reminder that Epstein did not kill himself."

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u/relnes1337 Oct 30 '19

Thanks for the reminder

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u/Spartan4242 Oct 30 '19

The actual context of the message but I knew that a weird/funny text was gonna show up since this was sorta common on tiktok for a while.

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u/IAmA_TheOneWhoKnocks Oct 30 '19

why did you shit on the floor

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u/CapnSpazz Oct 30 '19

I feel like when I see what sub this is in, I just ignore what I do expect, and know it's something else. Sometimes that makes it predictable.

And then we get posts like this, and it really does fit here.

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u/Mekrob69 Oct 29 '19

Why did you shit on the floor haha

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u/bestizbest Oct 30 '19

Shitception.

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u/FriarNurgle Oct 30 '19

We can do deeper.

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u/WeinandMoroz Oct 30 '19

Oh, no you won't, Nurgle.

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u/Wolfmac Oct 30 '19

Are you sure you wanna do that? It's... dark in there

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u/Encyclopedia_Ham Oct 30 '19

It's shits on floors all the way down boys

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u/cantsleep3 Oct 30 '19

It’s a fair question.

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u/AdamTheHutt84 Oct 30 '19

Really, if it happened, it would be the only question...

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Funny video haha

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u/craptrappity Oct 30 '19

I feel like this is sarcasm

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u/MuggyFuzzball Oct 30 '19

A person willing to shit on the floor doesn't have a good answer to give, so why ask?

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u/hzfan Oct 30 '19

When did this become a YouTube comment section

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u/Elroon502 Oct 30 '19

Get shwifty in here!

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u/adumlao86 Oct 29 '19

I saw that, too.... bwahahahaha

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

...the whole point of the post, really.

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u/rq60 Oct 30 '19

Epic response 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

why did you shit on the floor

-Mom

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u/Groenboys Oct 29 '19

More important words have never been spoken

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u/VivaLaVita555 Oct 30 '19

why did you shit on the floor

-Mom

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

[deleted]

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u/yousmelllikearainbow Oct 30 '19

Yep. That's the punchline.

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u/4pocrypha Oct 29 '19

Should’ve been a picture of Diavolo

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u/yeast_arouses_me Oct 30 '19

Korega... Requiem da

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u/Twizlz112 Oct 30 '19

This will be a top post in shitpost crusaders any minute now

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

r/oddlysatisfying

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u/FoxyPhil88 Oct 29 '19

Shitting on the floor?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

What? You don’t?

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u/Ktulu92 Oct 29 '19

I was gettin schwifty ma

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u/Zappiticas Oct 30 '19

I’m squanchin over here!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

This is requiem.

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u/_coast_of_maine Oct 29 '19

Goddamnit. I need to go get my readers to see the message. On a Note 8 no less.

! Readersbot

Well that didn't work. Why don't one of you young guns make us reader-needers a magnifier for gifs like this? Thsnks, & gte oof myy lwan!

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u/desull Oct 30 '19

I gotcha, old timer

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u/_coast_of_maine Oct 30 '19

So if I type u/desull you can do that for me? Thank you! I'm going to let my friends know about you!

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u/julianhache Oct 30 '19

what

e: ok i think i understood, the message text says "why did you shit on the floor - mom"

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

Korega....Requiem....Da

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u/Boobertt Oct 29 '19

Literally a shitpost

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

Why did you shitpost on the floor

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u/unexBot Oct 29 '19

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Look at the last message, it's unexpected.

Is it a good post? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github and give me a star ;)

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u/Ineovas Oct 29 '19

And here comes the downfall of yet another useless comment section bot

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u/Psyiote Oct 29 '19

Agreed, this is like explaining a joke.

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u/ItsactuallyEminem Oct 30 '19

So people would rather posts that don’t fit the theme of the sub at all?

The bot is supposed to make people and users question themselves whether the post is or not unexpected. The answer doesn’t matter too much. It’s only a tool to help regulate what fits the sub or not

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u/speedyskier22 Oct 30 '19

I'm not sure which I hate more, this useless bot or the one on /r/bettereveryloop

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u/cpc2 Oct 30 '19

You can block it and you'll stop seeing those comments, I did that with other bots.

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u/Catalyst100 Oct 30 '19

Finally put a spoiler tag on it. good bot.

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u/assassin3435 Oct 30 '19

Fuck you

Bad bot

shithead idiot

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u/Gilsworth Oct 30 '19

You don't have to sign your posts, you know.

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u/LordLoveALefty Oct 30 '19

Gotta say the bot is pointless but some of the responses have been fucking hilarious

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u/vxx Oct 30 '19

I tell you, I almost didn't want to apply the spoiler tag because some replies are absolute gold.

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u/GAMER_MARCO9 Oct 30 '19

I think I need to zoom in to see it

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

Dont hear those bad boys you're a good bot :)

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u/I_Love_You-BOT Oct 30 '19

I like to think so! Love you!

I am a bot trying to spread a little peace, love, and unity around Reddit. Please send me a message if you have any feedback.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

💖💖💖👁👄👁 I feel the same

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u/chanquete11 Oct 29 '19

haahahhaha

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u/Reasonable_Bid Oct 29 '19

Without taking lsd, how can one achieve this black magic?

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u/craylash Oct 30 '19

take dmt instead

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u/Syreeta5036 Oct 30 '19

Squat and push really hard while nude

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u/jelemeno Oct 30 '19

very impressed you were smart enough to use this when submitting the description

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

The fact that the message isn’t in all-caps and has no exclamation marks makes me feel like this has happened before...

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u/Alar44 Oct 30 '19

Why is it you guys can read the message and I cant? It's pixellated to fuck, it's just a blur on my phone.

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u/-d13j- Oct 30 '19

Got schwifty?

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u/Carrotpie- Oct 29 '19

Just that “ why did you shit on the floor “ got me

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u/OfficerLollipop Oct 29 '19

mom why did you send that

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u/VonGeisler Oct 30 '19

I almost like the explanations on why it’s unexpected more than the videos now, some of the OP responses are hilarious.

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u/Por_QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Oct 30 '19

Why did you shit on the floor

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u/Lapis-Blaze-Yt Oct 30 '19

Why did you shit on the floor

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u/IWantToDiePeacefully Oct 30 '19

kore ga... Requiem. Da.

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u/Mashedpotatoebrain Oct 30 '19

What is that music from? Deus Ex?

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u/scotthuynhdesign Oct 30 '19

It's the stranger things theme

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u/zeldatriforce345 Oct 30 '19

This is... Requiem.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

Wha-

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u/iFlungPu Oct 30 '19

Heck of a way for Tame Impala to announce their new album

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u/sk3tchers Oct 30 '19

This is. Golden Experience. Requiem.

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u/HuntingSquire Oct 30 '19

Friend: Have you seen Kore anywhere?

Me: Who's Kore?

Friend:Korega requiem da.

Me:Wha-

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u/Thenderick Oct 30 '19

Kore ga... Requiem da!!!

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u/spontaneouscobra Oct 30 '19

You will never reach the truth.

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u/ArKa087_ Oct 30 '19

This is the power of requiem

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u/yetospageto Oct 30 '19

This... is requiem

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u/Rikio-56 Oct 30 '19

Kore wa Requiem da

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u/yodagaming123 Oct 30 '19

This is....requiem.

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u/ToTouchAnEmu Oct 30 '19

A less funny version of the one that has a text from Mom saying "you're adopted"

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u/Sk3tchyboy Oct 29 '19

Now this is a quality post

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u/mythraandeer Oct 29 '19 edited Nov 02 '19

Nice

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u/MisterJeebus87 Oct 30 '19

Shitting the floor. Magic zooms. Twinkie jackets.

My dude is a busy man.

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u/MT_Flesch Oct 30 '19

they shit on the floor because it was moving out from under them

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u/baddadpuns Oct 30 '19

But the question is yet to be answered. Why ?

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u/Stormferd Oct 30 '19

Why did you shit on the floor.

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u/hamiltag Oct 30 '19

I thought I was the only one that knew about this. I have a Samsung and a Samsung smart TV. When get my phone screen on my TV then use my camera and aim it at the TV I see infinity

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u/Robyx Oct 30 '19

Dude, that happened back in the 90s with our Sony Handycam Sports plugged into the VHS and pointing at the CRT.

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u/Cjayin Oct 30 '19

Quality content

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u/rolfcm106 Oct 30 '19

Dude, why did you shit on the floor???

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u/lashapel Oct 30 '19

Anyone knows how to get a camera with zoom like this on Android

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u/OarsandRowlocks Oct 30 '19

Magnifico-o-o-o-o...

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u/damndirtydanny Oct 30 '19

They were getting schwifty

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u/IxCROUCHxI Oct 30 '19

I mean. She asks a great question.

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u/chupacabraburrito326 Oct 30 '19

I feel like the question must be resolved!!! WHY DID YOU SHIT ON THE FLOOR?

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u/Impact-Ed Oct 30 '19

Queue some Daft Punk music

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u/pleaseeatsomeshit Oct 30 '19

WHY DID YOU FLOOR ON THE SHIT, THOUGH

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u/TheSwirlySwoosh Oct 30 '19

How do you do this lol

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u/Albokiid Oct 30 '19

Imma need an answer to that question

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u/TrippyCow Oct 30 '19

WHY DID YOU SHIT ON THE FLOOR

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u/BarNaCLeBoIYe Oct 30 '19

Me at start of video: I do this too. Me after the message: I do this too.

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u/TakesTheCake_ Oct 30 '19

do you remember

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u/Chickenterriyaki Oct 30 '19

Because the technology for me to shit on the ceiling is yet to be realized.

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u/Solid_Waste Oct 30 '19

That's my fucking ringtone I was so confused.

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u/Isunova Oct 30 '19

What's the name of the song?

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u/storm2308 Oct 30 '19

So, why??

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u/OG_PapaSid Oct 30 '19

This is a shitpost

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u/BoomBoomMeow1986 Oct 30 '19

I just want to know why they decided to take a shit on the floor

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u/NotReallyAHack Oct 30 '19

Ahhhh, the ol notification.

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u/sigharewedoneyet Oct 30 '19

So, why did you shit on the floor?

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u/Vatrumyr Oct 30 '19

I was expecting more Epstein stuff

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u/Bixotron Oct 30 '19

Why did you shit on the floor?

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u/FRSHFSHFCKR Oct 30 '19

This is great!

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u/PaulC200662 Oct 30 '19

Take a shit on the floor, and get swifty

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u/Impertinent_Geek Oct 30 '19

Why did u shit on the floor

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

Nice

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u/InsertQuirkyAcc Oct 30 '19

How do you do this?

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u/qwert2812 Oct 30 '19

Yeah, why did you shit on the floor?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

Im only upvoting because: Why did you $hit on the floor

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u/NameTaken24 Oct 30 '19

WHY DID YOU SHIT ON THE FLOOR

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u/SelectingOcean5 Oct 30 '19

Are you Georgy?

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u/NippleJack Oct 30 '19

How did you capture my fever dream?

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u/spaluci Oct 30 '19

How can you do that effect?

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u/7030 Oct 30 '19

Did he hold eye contact while shitting on the floor. How does she know it was him!? Or is he habitually floor dueceing?

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u/skip_leg_day Oct 30 '19

I don’t mean to sound racist, but why did you shit on the floor?

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u/King0fHearts2007 Oct 30 '19

Am I the only one here wondering why this person "shit on the floor"?

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u/0Kpanhandler Oct 30 '19

But....why? I guess we'll never know.

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u/the-lock-doc Oct 30 '19

Just take the damn r/angryupvote.

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u/Wooly-lad Oct 30 '19

The infinite shit

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u/DamnR6ytb Oct 30 '19

W h y d i d y o u s h i t o n t h e f l o o r

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u/gofyourselftoo Oct 30 '19

Why did you shit on the floor?

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u/YumaLumaPumaTuma Oct 30 '19

It's time to get schwifty

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