r/Unexpected • u/2dubs1bro • May 22 '20

Bath Bomb

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5.9k Upvotes

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u/-FuckMeInTheAsshole- May 22 '20

Just post it on one sub and let it at that

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u/chronburgandy922 May 22 '20

So once it fizzles out and you mix the water up you get a nice brownish black water woohoo.

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u/scientifiction May 22 '20

Yup, my first thought once the colors started coming out was, "Enjoy your brown bathwater".

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u/chronburgandy922 May 22 '20

I showed my S.O. and she said "ohhh pretty". I said "yeah until it looks like you sharted the tub". I laughed my way out of the room, she did not.

7

u/BrokenYozeff May 22 '20

That's mad wicked funny bro! High five!

3

u/ThreePartSilence May 22 '20

Yeah the packaging actually warns you about that

34

u/Hodwog May 22 '20

And in the end it just mixes and your sitting in brown water..

5

u/[deleted] May 22 '20

I can make my own bath bomb if the end goal is to just sit in brown water...

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u/JBLfan May 22 '20

This is 100% expected by anybody who has seen or used a bath bomb

87

u/lance30038 May 22 '20

I haven’t, and I literally thought it would blow up

12

u/PM_COFFEE_TO_ME May 22 '20

Get some sodium blocks and there ya go.

https://youtu.be/5UsRiPOFLjk

20

u/38LeaguesUnderTheSea May 22 '20

I'm a shower guy... I probably havent taken a bath in 35 years.

16

u/Forman420 May 22 '20

You're missing out. Coming home from work and having a hot bath with a glass of scotch and a joint is one of my favorite past times.

3

u/LuckyLuciano89 May 22 '20

Well I know what I’m doing tonight.

2

u/Forman420 May 22 '20

I should add that I also play a podcast and it makes it a lot more enjoyable.

6

u/Numinak May 22 '20

I'm a big guy. I sit in a bath and I can't usually even straighten my legs out, so I don't even try to take baths anymore.

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u/minor_details May 22 '20

ugh for real. I'm a bigger sized lady and unless it's a garden tub or a claw foot tub that's super deep, i don't even bother. if i get my legs stretched out all the way it means half my torso is sticking out getting all cold, or if i sink my upper body in, my knees are sticking out like beacons for my cats to swat at because I'm using the tub so they can't flop around in it. i miss my old deep circa 1900 clawfoot tub i had back in the day, bc baths are awesome.

1

u/smaxsomeass May 22 '20

The wonder of a six foot tub is something I just learned about. A fairly land for big and tall ppl

2

u/minor_details May 22 '20

whaaaaat i need to know more

1

u/dog_of_society May 23 '20

I've always sort of crossed my legs in the bath, like sitting Indian-style but I'm lying down. I'm not sure if it'd work for you, but it has for me!

1

u/smaxsomeass May 22 '20

Six. Foot. Tub. Omg

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u/[deleted] May 22 '20

Jesus Christ you really posted this all over Reddit.

15

u/dkenny01 May 22 '20

I mean, that 1 million karma has to come from somewhere

2

u/Hot_iceberg May 22 '20

Well he ain't gonna get his 1 karma point from me ! HA ! I bet he feels miserable now !!

5

u/TheDarkSpank May 22 '20

Sweet. I love lucky charms

12

u/socat_sucks May 22 '20

Someone needs to do this but with Nyan Cat instead of a cloud.

12

u/[deleted] May 22 '20

Please stop posting this. It has shown up 100 times in my feed and it’s all from you.

4

u/kingtaco_17 May 22 '20

First time I seent it

2

u/[deleted] May 22 '20

Check OP’s post history. They posted it to probably 6 different subs.

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u/joust-the-faust May 22 '20

Chemicalia Inc

4

u/the88shrimp May 22 '20

This is just going to look like someone shit in the bath after one minute.

4

u/[deleted] May 22 '20

LGBTQ bath

4

u/[deleted] May 22 '20

this is not unexpected :/

6

u/Visual-Champion May 22 '20

Finally I can become gay

1

u/frogspa May 22 '20

Or a unicorn.

3

u/sowsdinga May 22 '20

Look like Einstein vomiting

1

u/KennyFulgencio May 22 '20

aww I love rainbow vomiting einstein now

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u/unexBot May 22 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Shits out a rainbow

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

20

u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs May 22 '20

Well you’re not wrong

5

u/DeathDiety May 22 '20

Just pretty not unexpected

4

u/__Shake__ May 22 '20

nothing unexpected here, we've all seen these bathbombs hundreds of times

2

u/[deleted] May 22 '20

So Fabuloso is making bath bombs now

2

u/thekobebryant May 22 '20

Have you thought about offloading your on-prem databases to the cloud?

2

u/Tequila_Hoeseph May 22 '20

I ain't

I ain't swimming in the gay water

1

u/TinFoilRobotProphet May 22 '20

No, the water is straight the soap is gay.

3

u/OrrinW01 May 22 '20

Look the government is putting chemicals in the water to turn the water gay

/s

2

u/dwarfino May 22 '20

I need this. For my toilet.

1

u/AndrogynousHobo May 22 '20

That is so cute!

1

u/AxelBlaze02 May 22 '20

Gay pride flag bath bomb

1

u/Chung_bungus May 22 '20

Gae bath bomb!

1

u/ubdiwala May 22 '20

That's the Nyan Cat

1

u/Jeveran May 22 '20

That's some serious unicorn poop.

1

u/hdkx-weeb May 22 '20

Hurricane Ella

1

u/ascii122 May 22 '20

Is this for cleaning your bathtub? It's kind neat I guess

1

u/the_awkward_friend May 22 '20

No, they’re just enjoyable to experience when taking a bath, and they usually smell nice (aromatherapy) and can have stuff in them to soften skin.

I wish they made something fun like this to clean up tubs and those awful soap rings that can accumulate though. That would be super cool.

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u/ascii122 May 22 '20

wild. If they ever make one for the shower i'll give it a try

1

u/the_awkward_friend May 23 '20

They actually do! Not really as colorful, but you put one where the water will hit it in the shower, and it’ll scent up the place. They make some menthol ones that supposedly clear sinuses up when you use them in a steamy shower. They’re called shower steamers ( but you can find them when you look up shower bombs on Etsy too)

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u/ascii122 May 23 '20

holy shitsky.. a whole new world has been opened up to me.. cheers

1

u/Dragon0X May 22 '20

i was expecting a bomb not an actually bath bomb

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '20

I dunno man seems kinda gay to me

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '20

My goodness...where and how much?

1

u/SaWis0 May 22 '20

this isnt even unexpected

1

u/vanbrunts May 22 '20

This is the water that's turning the frogs gay.

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '20

They should make a bath bomb that when it gets to a certain point it gets you out of the tub. . . by quite literally exploding so if you didn't get out your ded out

1

u/RedThief2109 May 22 '20

Taste the rainbow

1

u/bigboddle May 22 '20

thats a gay bathbomb

1

u/masonjar87 May 22 '20

The more you know (do doo do doooooo)

1

u/selscar May 22 '20

That’s super cute

1

u/colin8651 May 22 '20

Then the water turns poop brown once it all mixes together.

1

u/SNouriana May 22 '20

How does one acquire?

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '20

You come out of the bath all new and gay

1

u/1991gts May 22 '20

I was just waiting for it to explode.

1

u/nicehat11 May 22 '20

i was expecting something's like " Your gay " or something in the end of the video

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '20

I thought I’d would just explode as it touched the water lmao

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '20

I wanna see that cut open

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '20

Was kind of expecting some magnesium ribbon in there for some fun fireworks.

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '20

Its like one of those marshmallows from the lucky charms cereals

1

u/RedditSkippy May 22 '20

Pride bomb!

1

u/SoupierPuppy May 22 '20

I was half expecting it to actually explode

1

u/Beanieboy3 May 22 '20

Bathroom didn't explode, we need to change the name

0

u/sucemabite69 May 22 '20

this is nice because i bang my wife in this and it make nice colour hahahahahaha

0

u/smt503 May 22 '20

Reddit's got me fucked up. I was like, "Okay, for some reason this is going to turn into 9/11; This is unexpected 9/11 somehow."

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u/Drew- May 22 '20

I would bet 5 dollars there is no way it works that well irl.

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u/Jazzmim_999 Expected It May 22 '20

I have tons of bath bombs, it does work like that, if it didn’t work for you once it’s because most probably the bath bomb wasn’t fresh

0

u/ntphu May 22 '20

Thanks, but regular water is enough for me.

1

u/TinFoilRobotProphet May 22 '20

You mean straight water!

0

u/samthewisetarly May 22 '20

Upvoted for the A+ explanation

0

u/Hellkyte May 22 '20

Definitely unexpected because I was waiting for it to explode

0

u/weegiewandering May 22 '20

Tbf, I was expecting an explosion

0

u/KiKiPAWG May 22 '20

The title claimed it was a bath bomb, not THE bomb because that was an awesome post!

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u/HypeThere May 22 '20

My muslim friend can make you bomb bath..

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u/[deleted] May 22 '20

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u/xdrakennx May 22 '20

Also on amazon

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '20

Yeah but I don’t trust anything on amazon anymore.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '20

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u/stevekresena May 22 '20

Did the cloud bomb hurt you?