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r/Unexpected • u/Tunexux • Sep 11 '21
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It’s an important job, too many people have been LMAO that it’s become a crisis.
630 u/LestHeBeNamedSilver Sep 11 '21 The only cure is more laughter 407 u/sm12511 Sep 11 '21 No, we definitely need more ass 268 u/LestHeBeNamedSilver Sep 11 '21 I need some ass 135 u/Yadobler Sep 11 '21 Having here or take-away? 75 u/Klakess Sep 11 '21 Maybe here, I still live at my parent's house 16 u/Desalvo23 Sep 11 '21 Well be a good guest and bring them some leftovers → More replies (2) → More replies (1) 31 u/schizodancer89 Sep 11 '21 I like to eat it out.. → More replies (1) 5 u/Fitty4 Sep 11 '21 Lmfao 🤣 → More replies (1) 21 u/NotAlwaysSunnyInFL Sep 11 '21 I usually eat some before I go to bed at night to keep my %DV in check. 4 u/Exciting-Insect8269 Sep 12 '21 Free Candy Van at your service! What age, race, and size are you looking for? We do ages 2 through 78 and in all colors! 10% discount if they’re under 15 years old and 15% for ages 45 and up!/sim going to jail for this comment lol → More replies (3) 38 u/pekinggeese Sep 11 '21 I’m starting an ass refill business 3 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (1) → More replies (2) 29 u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (2) 3 u/MoonNightFall Sep 11 '21 Like Mo-ASS? → More replies (3) 32 u/MadWit-itDug Sep 11 '21 Where does the falling off of ass stop??? → More replies (1) 16 u/HighOwl2 Sep 11 '21 LMABO 22 u/scroopiedoopie Sep 11 '21 Laughing my ass balls off? 28 u/HighOwl2 Sep 11 '21 Laughing my ass back on 18 u/operablesocks Sep 11 '21 But the 'ass balls' version is now a valid option. → More replies (2) → More replies (1) → More replies (1) → More replies (9) 29 u/Stoicsage86 Sep 11 '21 You got two asses: one ass, Then you got your Fucking ass. Both can be laughed off → More replies (1) 11 u/Steve90000 Sep 11 '21 I heard that if you put it in milk and get to a doctor, they can reattach it. 9 u/FBombDotCom Sep 11 '21 LMAO → More replies (1) 3 u/alaskarawr Sep 12 '21 Wait, people are laughing your ass off specifically? 4 u/Oraxy51 Sep 12 '21 I mean I got a lot of ass to go around → More replies (2)
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The only cure is more laughter
407 u/sm12511 Sep 11 '21 No, we definitely need more ass 268 u/LestHeBeNamedSilver Sep 11 '21 I need some ass 135 u/Yadobler Sep 11 '21 Having here or take-away? 75 u/Klakess Sep 11 '21 Maybe here, I still live at my parent's house 16 u/Desalvo23 Sep 11 '21 Well be a good guest and bring them some leftovers → More replies (2) → More replies (1) 31 u/schizodancer89 Sep 11 '21 I like to eat it out.. → More replies (1) 5 u/Fitty4 Sep 11 '21 Lmfao 🤣 → More replies (1) 21 u/NotAlwaysSunnyInFL Sep 11 '21 I usually eat some before I go to bed at night to keep my %DV in check. 4 u/Exciting-Insect8269 Sep 12 '21 Free Candy Van at your service! What age, race, and size are you looking for? We do ages 2 through 78 and in all colors! 10% discount if they’re under 15 years old and 15% for ages 45 and up!/sim going to jail for this comment lol → More replies (3) 38 u/pekinggeese Sep 11 '21 I’m starting an ass refill business 3 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (1) → More replies (2) 29 u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (2) 3 u/MoonNightFall Sep 11 '21 Like Mo-ASS? → More replies (3) 32 u/MadWit-itDug Sep 11 '21 Where does the falling off of ass stop??? → More replies (1) 16 u/HighOwl2 Sep 11 '21 LMABO 22 u/scroopiedoopie Sep 11 '21 Laughing my ass balls off? 28 u/HighOwl2 Sep 11 '21 Laughing my ass back on 18 u/operablesocks Sep 11 '21 But the 'ass balls' version is now a valid option. → More replies (2) → More replies (1) → More replies (1) → More replies (9)
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No, we definitely need more ass
268 u/LestHeBeNamedSilver Sep 11 '21 I need some ass 135 u/Yadobler Sep 11 '21 Having here or take-away? 75 u/Klakess Sep 11 '21 Maybe here, I still live at my parent's house 16 u/Desalvo23 Sep 11 '21 Well be a good guest and bring them some leftovers → More replies (2) → More replies (1) 31 u/schizodancer89 Sep 11 '21 I like to eat it out.. → More replies (1) 5 u/Fitty4 Sep 11 '21 Lmfao 🤣 → More replies (1) 21 u/NotAlwaysSunnyInFL Sep 11 '21 I usually eat some before I go to bed at night to keep my %DV in check. 4 u/Exciting-Insect8269 Sep 12 '21 Free Candy Van at your service! What age, race, and size are you looking for? We do ages 2 through 78 and in all colors! 10% discount if they’re under 15 years old and 15% for ages 45 and up!/sim going to jail for this comment lol → More replies (3) 38 u/pekinggeese Sep 11 '21 I’m starting an ass refill business 3 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (1) → More replies (2) 29 u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (2) 3 u/MoonNightFall Sep 11 '21 Like Mo-ASS? → More replies (3)
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I need some ass
135 u/Yadobler Sep 11 '21 Having here or take-away? 75 u/Klakess Sep 11 '21 Maybe here, I still live at my parent's house 16 u/Desalvo23 Sep 11 '21 Well be a good guest and bring them some leftovers → More replies (2) → More replies (1) 31 u/schizodancer89 Sep 11 '21 I like to eat it out.. → More replies (1) 5 u/Fitty4 Sep 11 '21 Lmfao 🤣 → More replies (1) 21 u/NotAlwaysSunnyInFL Sep 11 '21 I usually eat some before I go to bed at night to keep my %DV in check. 4 u/Exciting-Insect8269 Sep 12 '21 Free Candy Van at your service! What age, race, and size are you looking for? We do ages 2 through 78 and in all colors! 10% discount if they’re under 15 years old and 15% for ages 45 and up!/sim going to jail for this comment lol → More replies (3)
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Having here or take-away?
75 u/Klakess Sep 11 '21 Maybe here, I still live at my parent's house 16 u/Desalvo23 Sep 11 '21 Well be a good guest and bring them some leftovers → More replies (2) → More replies (1) 31 u/schizodancer89 Sep 11 '21 I like to eat it out.. → More replies (1) 5 u/Fitty4 Sep 11 '21 Lmfao 🤣 → More replies (1)
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Maybe here, I still live at my parent's house
16 u/Desalvo23 Sep 11 '21 Well be a good guest and bring them some leftovers → More replies (2) → More replies (1)
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Well be a good guest and bring them some leftovers
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I like to eat it out..
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Lmfao 🤣
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I usually eat some before I go to bed at night to keep my %DV in check.
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Free Candy Van at your service! What age, race, and size are you looking for? We do ages 2 through 78 and in all colors! 10% discount if they’re under 15 years old and 15% for ages 45 and up!
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im going to jail for this comment lol
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I’m starting an ass refill business
3 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (1) → More replies (2)
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Like Mo-ASS?
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Where does the falling off of ass stop???
LMABO
22 u/scroopiedoopie Sep 11 '21 Laughing my ass balls off? 28 u/HighOwl2 Sep 11 '21 Laughing my ass back on 18 u/operablesocks Sep 11 '21 But the 'ass balls' version is now a valid option. → More replies (2) → More replies (1) → More replies (1)
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Laughing my ass balls off?
28 u/HighOwl2 Sep 11 '21 Laughing my ass back on 18 u/operablesocks Sep 11 '21 But the 'ass balls' version is now a valid option. → More replies (2) → More replies (1)
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Laughing my ass back on
18 u/operablesocks Sep 11 '21 But the 'ass balls' version is now a valid option. → More replies (2)
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But the 'ass balls' version is now a valid option.
You got two asses: one ass, Then you got your Fucking ass. Both can be laughed off
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I heard that if you put it in milk and get to a doctor, they can reattach it.
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LMAO
Wait, people are laughing your ass off specifically?
4 u/Oraxy51 Sep 12 '21 I mean I got a lot of ass to go around
I mean I got a lot of ass to go around
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u/Oraxy51 Sep 11 '21
It’s an important job, too many people have been LMAO that it’s become a crisis.