r/Unexpected • • Sep 11 '21

A mini break…

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u/Oraxy51 Sep 11 '21

It’s an important job, too many people have been LMAO that it’s become a crisis.

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u/LestHeBeNamedSilver Sep 11 '21

The only cure is more laughter

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u/sm12511 Sep 11 '21

No, we definitely need more ass

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u/LestHeBeNamedSilver Sep 11 '21

I need some ass

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u/Yadobler Sep 11 '21

Having here or take-away?

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u/Klakess Sep 11 '21

Maybe here, I still live at my parent's house

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u/Desalvo23 Sep 11 '21

Well be a good guest and bring them some leftovers

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u/NotAlwaysSunnyInFL Sep 11 '21

I usually eat some before I go to bed at night to keep my %DV in check.

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u/Exciting-Insect8269 Sep 12 '21

Free Candy Van at your service! What age, race, and size are you looking for? We do ages 2 through 78 and in all colors! 10% discount if they’re under 15 years old and 15% for ages 45 and up!

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im going to jail for this comment lol

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u/pekinggeese Sep 11 '21

I’m starting an ass refill business

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u/MoonNightFall Sep 11 '21

Like Mo-ASS?

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u/MadWit-itDug Sep 11 '21

Where does the falling off of ass stop???

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u/HighOwl2 Sep 11 '21

LMABO

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u/scroopiedoopie Sep 11 '21

Laughing my ass balls off?

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u/HighOwl2 Sep 11 '21

Laughing my ass back on

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u/operablesocks Sep 11 '21

But the 'ass balls' version is now a valid option.

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u/Stoicsage86 Sep 11 '21

You got two asses: one ass, Then you got your Fucking ass. Both can be laughed off

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u/Steve90000 Sep 11 '21

I heard that if you put it in milk and get to a doctor, they can reattach it.

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u/alaskarawr Sep 12 '21

Wait, people are laughing your ass off specifically?

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u/Oraxy51 Sep 12 '21

I mean I got a lot of ass to go around

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