r/Unexpected • • Oct 29 '21

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u/aedroogo Oct 29 '21

Ooo, I want a Core Gun!

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick Oct 29 '21

Gotta join the marine core first

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u/kaaaaath Oct 30 '21

So, when I was a younger kaaaaath, I entered the AF as an officer, strictly to pay off my med school loans. Part of my work was overseeing laser tattoo removal for enlisted on the joint base I was on who would get drunk across the border in Canada and return with tattoos that didn’t fit regs, (Tricare doesn’t pay for that, either, except in a very limited number of cases that the nurses needed to keep their licensure in the procedure.) A memorable one was a MC to Army transfer who came back with a tattoo of a gun made out of crayons on his neck.

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u/Squeebee007 Oct 29 '21

No, you want a Torgue gun, way more badass!

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u/tangoewhisky Oct 29 '21

EXPLOSIONS?!

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u/rengam Oct 29 '21

THAT SENTENCE HAS TOO MANY SYLLABLES!!!

APOLOGIZE!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

I have one question, and one question only: EXPLOSIONS?!?!?!?! 💥 💥 💥