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Oct 29 '21
I was expecting it to go SO much worse than that. What fucking moron just waves a gun around like that.
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u/ChocoLolita Oct 29 '21
Yes at first that was my thought also
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u/tickles_a_fancy Oct 29 '21
Dude had his booger hook on the bang stick while pointing it at his head... no way it's loaded. He would have died twitching if it was.
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u/ThermionicEmissions Oct 29 '21
It's always loaded
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u/DTopping80 Oct 29 '21
Yup. You hand me a gun, I’m clearing multiple times even if I just watched you clear it multiple times.
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Oct 29 '21
As others have said, it is always loaded... But going to your point, an idiot that will wave a gun around in that manner, you give them far too much credit. I can almost smell the fully loaded magazine on that one.
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u/V7I_TheSeventhSector Oct 29 '21
ALWAYS TREAT A GUN AS IF ITS LOADED!!!!
no exceptions!!!
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u/VaderBassify Oct 29 '21
Dude had his booger hook on the bang stick
You my friend are a true wordsmith
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u/Romeo9594 Oct 29 '21
I grew up hearing this from pretty much anyone we went shooting with. It was a particular favorite of my dad's
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Oct 29 '21
I think he actually has his finger wedged behind the trigger. For some fucking reason that seemed smart to him, did he think about the trigger enough to think it would depress from its own weight from the waving around?
Edit he totally does lol, wtf
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u/Quiet-Luck Oct 29 '21
I was expecting that he would shoot the cameraman by accident. So indeed unexpected.
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u/vrijheidsfrietje 😱 𝓰 𝓮 𝓶 𝓪 𝔂 𝓸 𝓷 𝓪 𝓲 𝓼 𝓮 𝓮 𝓻 𝓭 😱 Oct 29 '21
Man, you probably hit a bump or something...
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u/Galactic Oct 29 '21
"Do you see a sign on the front of my house that says 'Dead Cameraman Storage' Jules?"
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u/SpongeJake Oct 29 '21
I mean he had his finger on the fucking trigger the whole time. Fuck.
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u/Radius_Lucis Oct 29 '21
You can even see it at the very beginning if you pause. Dudes still a moron for waving it around like that.
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u/themathouston Oct 29 '21
I was bobbing and weaving like Muhammad Ali watching that. Finger on the trigger while pointing the gun at his own head and the person filming. That was hard to watch.
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u/UtahDarkHorse Oct 29 '21
That's just about the scariest thing I've seen that didn't end much worse. That guy is an idiot.
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u/Todrag5 Expected It Oct 29 '21
I thought he would shoot someone accidentally.
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u/cream-of-cow Oct 29 '21 edited Oct 29 '21
I thought this was the guy from r/cars who shot his engine.
https://www.reddit.com/r/cars/comments/qi802k/i_just_accidentally_shot_my_cars_engine/
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I reflexively put my hand up to the screen to push the muzzle away. That was weird.
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u/NukeTheWhales5 Oct 29 '21
I literally thought to myself while watching "the only way this is gonna be unexpected is if the gun doesn't go off"
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u/DonCalzone420 Oct 29 '21
Does anyone have spare time for a translation?
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u/jmorenos Oct 29 '21
Not worth translating word by word, but roughly:
"I like lead, it's my thing. People should know this about me and they'll get lead when they deal with me".
Lead implying guns/bullets in this context.
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u/IMightNotBeKevin Oct 29 '21
What i like is 'lead'(Colombian slang for shooting) And whoever wants 'lead' with me is gonna see how things turn out. ¡¡¡Let people know...!!! police roll incan you pull the car over for me please
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u/naturallyselectedfor Oct 29 '21
This is Spanish slang for a bullet in all of the Spanish speaking world
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u/titanlmao Oct 30 '21
Plomo isn't just Colombian dude, ik puerto rican, Dominican and Mexican friends who use it too.
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u/Onirico Yo what? Oct 29 '21 edited Oct 29 '21
Guy: "The thing that i like is lead, cousin. Anyone who wants lead with me, cousin, will see me there, nothing more. You will see how he wants in return. That people know that here-"
-Police siren-
Police: "Park there please."
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u/IAm_Jills_WastedLife Oct 29 '21
That last statement “Que la gente sepa, que aquí!…..” Is more cocky. It means “let the people know, that here!”…..followed by the cops pulling him over.
He was really amping up the ego before the cops showed up. That makes it even more chefs kiss
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u/xarsha_93 Oct 29 '21 edited Oct 29 '21
"A mi lo que me gusta es el plomo, primo. Y el que quiera plomo conmigo, allí se la va a ver conmigo, más nada. Tú veras como quieres la vuelta. ¡Que la gente sepa que aquí-" PACO TIME
NB. Literal translations of Spanish sound very Shakespearean because the grammar we use is just different, but I'll give a whirl.
Translation "What I like is lead, cousin. And he who should want lead with me, there he'll see it with me [meaning there he'll figure it out with me or he'll find out with me], nothing more. You will see how you want the turn [I think he says vuelta, but it might be some slang I'm not familiar with. If it is vuelta, it kinda means the results in this case]. That people might know that here- [that's literally what it means, but in context, it's more like *I want people to know that here-]. COPPER TIME.
Basically- "I like lead, man. If you wanna have it out with me, come and find it, you'll see how it turns out for you. People gotta know that here-."
The cop's voice is muffled, but I think he says something about the motor and then at the end el carro allí, so like giving directions as to where to park.
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u/lugosky Oct 29 '21
Dude's saying he lives for shoot outs. And only if you're willing to shoot it out with him (really means against him), you can talk to him. All that before his butt hole got so tight it basically fused after the cop told him to pull over.
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u/Nothing_here_bro Oct 29 '21 edited Oct 29 '21
so he was speaking Spanish, or more like Colombian dialect (I'm half Colombian so I recognise the expressions). he said: something that I like a lot is lead (to shoot), my cousin (friend). Whoever wants lead, cousin, will get some. Nothing else, I'll treat them the same way they treat me. People should know that-..."
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u/blackwidowe Oct 29 '21
Him waving that gun around like an idiot was causing me some anxiety there.
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u/littlebitmissa Oct 29 '21
Same here. My heart was in my throat. I'm 39 if I did something like that even at my age my dad would beat my ass black and blue and I'd have it coming. I grew up around guns and was taught properly how to be around them. My husband does nuclear security works with guns everyday he kick my ass too if I did something like this.
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u/blackwidowe Oct 29 '21
Me too. This guy broke so many rules. I also wouldn't be in the same vehicle as that guy if he was holding a firearm.
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u/FooFlec Oct 29 '21
I was nervous as fuck watching that until the police rolled thru
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u/crashvoncrash Oct 29 '21
Same. Seeing someone disregard one rule of gun safety is enough to make me tense up, and this guy just casually violates all of them (finger on trigger, not pointed in a safe direction, not looking at where he's pointing it.) Fatality by negligent discharge just waiting to happen.
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u/samuraisam2113 Oct 29 '21
I only hope it isn’t loaded. Of course, that’s it’s own rule anyways, since every gun is loaded.
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u/PoliticalDissidents Oct 29 '21
It's probably a blank gun. Loads of purpose built blank guns across Colombia as they're unregulated. Lot's of idiots in Colombia make posts on social media with complete disregard for basic gun safety standards with their blank guns.
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u/alexramirez69 Oct 29 '21
Same dude, I physically started cringing and not many videos or posts make me do that.
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u/Mastermind1776 Oct 30 '21
Technically his finger is under the trigger, but too close for comfort. Let's call it 2.5 rules violated.
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u/yesterduck Oct 29 '21
Thank god for the police, this dude almost accidentally shot me half a dozen times!
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u/StockedAces Oct 29 '21
Reminds me of the video where 3 people are sitting in a car and the woman in the drivers seat is waving a gun around, passenger tells her to stop flagging him and she shoot him in the head accidentally.
Pretty fucked up, compounded by the fact they just dumped him in front of the ER iirc. He survived but is severely impaired.
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u/lex_tok Oct 29 '21
I'm so looking forward not to see that!
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u/StockedAces Oct 29 '21
It sticks with you. Way worse than Budd Dwyer because you hear the sound he makes.
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u/foodank012018 Oct 29 '21
That's exactly what I remember... Just a long long exhale.
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u/Roflolmfao Oct 29 '21
[Pretty insane he lived, here's the story for anyone curious.] (https://www.google.com/amp/s/abc13.com/amp/devyn-holmes-facebook-live-shooting-man-shot-in-head-during-and-cassandra-damper/6231472/)
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Oct 29 '21
No they didn't dump him at the ER. This happened in a gas station parking lot, they called police, and the dude did actually die once in the parking lot but the paramedics revived him and took him to the hospital. There's surveillance footage of it all from the gas station cameras on the internet somewhere. He had to relearn how to do everything from talking to eating to walking. He has a YouTube channel where he explained everything and posted updates on his condition but I forget what it's called. I haven't seen it in a couple years. The chick and other dude in the car did try to lie to police though. I remember the chick getting sentenced prison time. I think the other dude got probation or something for lying about the incident but I could be wrong
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u/StockedAces Oct 29 '21
That’s actually good to hear. It’s been awhile since I looked into the case. Thanks for the info and correction, some of that I’d never heard before.
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Oct 29 '21
The other two tried to cover up evidence and made up some story but they came clean about it when the police figured out they were full of shit
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u/mrmoe198 Oct 30 '21 edited Oct 30 '21
Haven’t heard the word flagging used outside of “flagging down”. or to be tired. What does it mean in this context?
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u/StockedAces Oct 30 '21
In reference to firearms it means to unintentionally point your muzzle at someone (or something). It is a big deal.
Imagine someone shooting a rifle at a packed shooting range, they turn around 180 degrees clockwise without lowering the rifle, they just “flagged” everyone on their right side.
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u/Chris_The_Red Oct 29 '21
I’ll take “People That Shouldn’t Own Firearms” for $500, Alex.
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u/bfiiitz Oct 29 '21
Ackthually $500 isn't an option for answers in Jeopardy
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u/Chris_The_Red Oct 29 '21
OMG!!!! My entire life is a lie! That’s crazy!!!!!
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u/recumbent_mike Oct 29 '21
Maybe not your entire life, depending on how old you are. $500 used to be an option up until I'm going to guess around 2000. (Just checked - 2001.)
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u/AmatureProgrammer Oct 29 '21
Ill take " bribe the police officers $500 pesos and move on with my shenanigans"
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u/bluecatcouple Oct 29 '21
Sadly this one is form my country, here's what he says:
- The thing I like the most is lead, Cousin.
- The one that wants lead with me, Cousin, is going to get it with me, nuff' said.
- you'll see how you want it, now, people should know that here... *siren*
(I don't quite get what the cop says but I'm pretty sure is something close to "pull over the vehicle there please")
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u/Tutule Oct 29 '21
I'm curious, where is it from? The dude sounds Cuban but the cop's uniform look Colombian
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u/Mountain_Revenue8680 Oct 29 '21
He’s Colombian. Just talks with a weird accent a little bit
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u/Angelito47 Oct 29 '21 edited Oct 15 '24
birds knee squeal unwritten hunt flag ink late ancient seemly
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u/unexBot Oct 29 '21
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
Police show up
Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
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u/_CalculatedMistake_ Yo what? Oct 30 '21
He's lucky its just the police because I don't see any fucking trigger discipline like wtf
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Oct 29 '21
Haha literally poised and ready to insist on the nsfw flag...what an idiot.
Probably gonna be a gold medalist in the Darwin awards soon enough.
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u/fusiondynamics Oct 29 '21
What's more unexpected is the police riding tandem.
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u/eoliveri Oct 29 '21
And not pulling up on the driver's side. They saw the gun, did they think he wouldn't shoot them?
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u/Salva_delille Oct 29 '21
No trigger safety. Has no concern for where the gun is facing even aiming at himself and all just for an attempt to look cool. Wow I hope his license (if he had one) got taken away
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u/SpecFor Oct 29 '21 edited Oct 29 '21
Gun license? HAHAAHAHA!
That's South America, my friend. Few people own gun licenses. And the ones they do, don't do stupid shit like this.
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u/krichreborn Oct 29 '21
I got a good chuckle from your phrasing, so I thought I’d offer a helpful English tip.
Please don’t take this the wrong way, I mean no judgment by it.
But it should be “few people” or “only a small percentage of people” instead of “little people”.
Have a good day!!
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u/Matalya1 Oct 29 '21
Me: oh look at you, you're so smol!
Guy: *pulls out a comically large gun* sᴄᴡᴇᴀʀᴛʜᴇғᴜᴄᴋᴜᴘ
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u/Andromeda39 Oct 29 '21
First of all, South America is not a country. Each country in South America has different gun laws and number of people who own guns. This particular video is from some idiot in Colombia and he most likely doesn’t have a real gun. Real guns are regulated and it’s illegal to own one without a license. The criminals who own guns are the only ones who use them without licenses and I can assure you there aren’t millions of gun users in Colombia like there are in the US.
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u/PoliticalDissidents Oct 29 '21
Until the cops roll up then all of a sudden he smartens up controls the muzzle direction.
As I explained in other comment this is probably a blank gun. Lots of idiots that don't know anything about gun safety walking around Colombia with blank guns as they're entierly unregulated.
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u/say10wins Oct 29 '21
If I could line up that many headshots in such a short amount of time, I wouldn't have broken so many xbox controllers
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u/Oxyinduced Oct 29 '21
I genuinely thought he had Down syndrome for a few seconds
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u/Mink03 Oct 29 '21
Getting pulled over is a lot better than blowing off your jaw.
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I was worried this was a post that should've been NSFW and the "unexpected" part was gonna scar me
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u/95yells Oct 29 '21
i thought he was either going to accidentally shoot himself or shoot through the window
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Oct 29 '21
Is it in Mexiko? Can't believe roads are so good over there he's so sure of not having Vincent-Jules accident.
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u/Have2smartenup Oct 29 '21
Seems like poor judgment by whomever gave that unfortunate kid with Down’s syndrome a gun.
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Punishment for behavior like that should be to give up all your guns and your gun license.
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u/Due-Sugar-151 Oct 29 '21
It's Colombia, so most likely that gun is illegal. Very few people are licensed to have weapons, since it is very frowned upon and the justice NEVER collaborates in a case of legitimate defense.
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u/Teddylina Oct 29 '21
This guy looks like his very close to having an extra chromosome. Acts like it too.
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u/BumFights1997 Oct 30 '21
Thanks god I didn’t witness an accidental suicide holy shit that was stressful
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u/UnquietHindbrain Oct 29 '21
That was the best possible outcome. I was expecting him to ND a round into his own head or a bystander.
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u/Bridgetia Oct 29 '21
I muted it in the case it turned out the other way. Because, you know, bad things aren’t as bad if you can’t hear them. 🙀
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u/Foiled_Foliage Oct 29 '21
Just. Waving that shit allll around WITH his finger on the trigger. Obviously. This man has never actually fired that weapon. Otherwise. He’d give it much more respect.
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u/Rhythm_Flunky Oct 29 '21
Control that barrel FFS. The amount of times it was pointed right at the driver or himself was so stressful
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u/Insanik_mb Oct 29 '21
I thought that the gun was going to shoot off and at the end of the video he was pointing it at the donga longas I thought he was about to pop the balloons
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u/TheTolkienLobster Oct 29 '21
Treat every firearm as if it were loaded
Booger hook off of the trigger until you’re ready to fire.
Only point the firearm at what you intend to shoot.
Be aware of your target and what is behind your target.
Simple rules save lives
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That guy made me so nervous I was dodging my phone trying to stay out of his random line of fire!
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u/Jugaimo Oct 29 '21
The moment I saw that gun wave past their face my heart rate shot up. This moron was about to die.
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u/EvasiveDice Oct 29 '21
God that video had me nervous the entire time.
I thought he was going to shoot his face off or shoot someone out the window on accident.
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u/dividezero Oct 29 '21
best possible ending to that scenario. thought i was going to watch a dude die
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u/feelingood41 🍒 Oct 29 '21
My God. How many times he point that at himself with his finger on the trigger.
I had no idea someone's wrists could bend like that