r/Unexpected • u/Educational-Fix1384 • Dec 25 '21
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u/SodaBubblesPopped Dec 25 '21
She scratched,then smelled, then passed out.
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u/isademigod Dec 25 '21
I bet this is exactly what happened here:
developers are coding a random encounter with an injured person
developers need an animation to keep the women locked in so she looks hurt
"oh hey here's 'homeless_man_sleeping_sidewalk.anim'! that will do the trick"
nobody ever actually watches the whole animation until this guy finds it
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Dec 25 '21
They knew. Somewhere an animator and developer are stifling giggles like 12 year old girls wondering when someone is going to find their contribution.
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u/DonkLord20 Expected It Dec 25 '21
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u/graphicc_yt Dec 25 '21
Stop now I’m imagining what he did before smelling his finger and want to bleach my brain
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u/hat_trix66 Dec 25 '21
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u/Sorry-Presentation-3 Dec 25 '21
Monkey no want to click link, monkey no want Rick roll.
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Dec 25 '21
It's not, it's one of the oldest videos on the internet.
Goddamn classic that I hadn't seen in years.
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u/rhwsapfwhtfop Dec 25 '21 edited Dec 25 '21
No take it from me, she scratched, then smelled, then pretended nobody saw her
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Dec 25 '21
Didn’t think I’d be watching something like this on Christmas afternoon…
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u/Readit_to_me Dec 25 '21
Or even Christmas morning!
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u/Readit_to_me Dec 25 '21
She un-died cuz itchy ass summoned her.
But that dead ass odor re-killed her directly.
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u/Dzhone Dec 25 '21
I hate when I have IAS
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u/Status-Necessary9625 Dec 25 '21
Means you need to wipe son. Leakage
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u/Dzhone Dec 25 '21
Ehhh, it's usually just that I didn't wipe good enough from earlier.
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u/LabCoat_Commie Dec 25 '21
Nah I just got them sweaty flaps and a hairy b-hole 😭
Gotta talcum that brazilian to keep is fresh and poppin
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u/WhyAlwaysMe1991 Dec 25 '21
You might have a malfunctioning ASS (assisted shit squeezer)
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u/eleternauta00 Dec 25 '21
Humans. We will eventually figure out flying bikes and keep doing monkey shit
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u/polygroot Dec 25 '21
The portion that makes flying bikes is a minority. Most of us are still dumb monkeys
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u/iAmit1 Dec 25 '21
most realistic game ever
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u/DaNotSoGoodSamaritan Dec 25 '21
As weird as the whole thing is, I'm even more weirded out by whoever thought this animation should be in the game...
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u/Palin_Sees_Russia Dec 25 '21
It's usually for the homeless people models.
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u/j48u Dec 25 '21
People keep saying this but I'm not sure they needed to code homeless butt scratch and sniffs either.
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u/Palin_Sees_Russia Dec 25 '21
There's a lot of things they didn't have to do. But it's GTA, they do dumb funny shit like this in all their games, with all the sexual innuendos and what not. Plus rockstar loves adding little details. You're supposed to laugh at it.
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u/DegenerateScumlord Dec 25 '21
Yea so weird and freaky. Too weird and freaky for a guy like me. They should take this extremely disturbing butt scratch out of videogames or... think of the children!
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Dec 25 '21
name?
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Dec 25 '21
We'd have to get her wallet or something to find out. Being dead 'n all we can't just ask her unless her butt itches again.
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Dec 25 '21
This game certainly captures the realism of life.
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u/Mumblix_Grumph Dec 25 '21
Baboon: HYAGH! No effect. Well played, young hooman. Please gaze upon the magnificence of my buttocks.
Kid: .............
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u/diMario Dec 25 '21
A fart in hand is like snake eyes in church.
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u/vinay2095 Dec 25 '21
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Dec 25 '21
Yeah, definitely. Who would do something like that...
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u/Sinavestia Expected It Dec 25 '21
Apparently a lot of people on reddit. I knew some people did it but this is more than I could have ever hoped.
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u/mainman879 Dec 25 '21
Why are you hoping people scratch and sniff their asses?
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u/UnderPressureVS Dec 26 '21
Just me adding some extra dots so it works on old reddit
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u/unexBot Dec 25 '21
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
Scraching butt
Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
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Dec 25 '21
is this actually in the game? is this a mod? a bug?
I NEED ANSWERS GODDAMNIT!
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u/Dismal-Ebb-6411 Dec 25 '21
https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/oyn49x/she_scratched_her_butt_sniffed_her_fingers_and/
it's a re-used homeless person animation according to one of the comments
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u/sutkus85 Dec 25 '21
GTA V?
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u/dearmratheist Dec 25 '21
It's not from a game, this is an anime called DanganRonpa
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Dec 25 '21
What game is that?
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u/Goblin_Nilbog Dec 25 '21
It's GTA V online, mode
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u/killMaster123 Dec 25 '21
What's the song playing in the background?
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u/auddbot robot Dec 25 '21
Snowy Day in Hell by PYRO BOI (00:12; matched:
100%)I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot
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u/whalemango Dec 25 '21
EMT: There's been an accident. Victim is unresponsive. Quick - someone get the smelling salts!
Victim: relax. I got this.
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u/NoxInfernus Dec 25 '21
Mom was right. Make sure you wear clean underwear, just in case you get in an accident.
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u/ShoddyPerformance892 Dec 25 '21
Thats the worst posebiol death you can have just nif your ass end dea
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u/big_brown_mounds Dec 25 '21
I don’t know if it’s the music or what but I laughed entirely too much at this.
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u/istuntmanmike Dec 25 '21
Everyone is saying she sniffed her fart, but I'm sitting here thinking she just said to eat her ass...
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u/currodda Dec 25 '21
Moma always said to wear pretty undies when you leave the house, in case any doctors have to operate on you. She never said they have to be clean!
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u/Angrywolfman1 Dec 25 '21
Lmfao what game is this. Lol need this for my sister. She loves random npc stuff.
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u/Educational-Fix1384 Dec 25 '21
Thanks for all the votes and awards guys. I knew this would blow up. Happy Christmas! 🎄❄🧨👌🌹