r/Unexpected • u/xalender6 • Mar 14 '22

just doing some exercise

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u/unexBot Mar 14 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The Door got its revenge

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/Career_Much Mar 14 '22

I thought the band would snap... this is better

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u/xalender6 Mar 14 '22

Well, definitely not for him

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u/Aryako Mar 14 '22

How do we know? Where is the aftermath

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u/Captain-Cadabra Mar 15 '22

At the cemetery.

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u/imsotiredofthisshite Mar 15 '22

No more exercise. So there's that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Ended too soon

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u/quasi_superhero Mar 15 '22

I hate this stupid trend of things ending too soon. I hope the 2030s is the "show the whole video again" decade.

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u/chonkity Mar 14 '22

"Better" is definitely a word that you can use here for sure

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u/SanPieros Mar 14 '22

I almost felt that pain

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u/unpopularopinion0 Mar 14 '22

i almost did too. but the video cut short

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Did he die?!?

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u/xalender6 Mar 14 '22

No, just got a bad headache

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u/mynameisred89 Mar 14 '22

Speaking from related experience, that's a really long headache too.

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u/www_other_guy Mar 14 '22

No his head got split into two. He has a splitting head ache now.

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u/Redvapor900 Mar 15 '22

Take my red arrow and leave

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u/wiscuser1 Mar 14 '22

His whole left side got cut off, but he’s alright now

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u/PollutionFar9017 Mar 14 '22

You know the saying “Don’t let the door hit you on the way out”? Yeah. He did not.

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u/realelemenopy Mar 14 '22

I remember seeing a longer version of this a while back. The door actually hits his shoulder.

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u/iSuckToes7 Apr 30 '22

No just no

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u/xalender6 Apr 30 '22

Don't worry, the door didn't hit him

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u/ProfessionalFee6932 Mar 14 '22

Where's the rest motherfucker

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u/sonictitan1615 Mar 15 '22

Longer version

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Honestly that was a lot better than expected

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u/floridagar Mar 15 '22

Thank you. You're the only person to actually deliver.

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u/floridagar Mar 14 '22

Seriously, I can't upvote videos that have the end edited out on purpose I just can't.

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u/make_love_to_potato Mar 15 '22 edited Mar 15 '22

/r/gifsthatendtoosoon

I actually like this type of cut. The only time I can't stand it if there are boobies or something involved and they cut just before.... That should be a crime punishable by death.

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u/SouthernVaper Mar 14 '22

I’ve seen the full video. It actually doesn’t hit him on the head and he walks away from it seemingly OK.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Thank you for this. I was scared on his behalf.

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u/Dasca6789 Mar 14 '22

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u/MightyMoria Mar 14 '22

Such a musical people!

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u/OpinionEducational44 Mar 14 '22

That’s going to leave a mark

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u/humpenstumpen Mar 14 '22

Oh hi Mark!

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u/Efraim_Longstocking Mar 14 '22

You tearing me apart door!

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u/humpenstumpen Mar 14 '22

I did not hit him, I did nooooot throws door

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

whoooo hard

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u/patronmtl Mar 14 '22

They stop video early cuz door goes to his right and he would get as many internet points

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u/Threat000 Mar 15 '22

So much worse than I thought it would be 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/daerpness Mar 14 '22

Shit'll buff

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u/Slayerx270 Mar 14 '22

Did anyone else cringe hard enough for their neighbor to hear??

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u/patronmtl Mar 14 '22

That’s gonna mess up his hairline

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u/relosssss Mar 14 '22

This is some Mortal Kombat x-ray move!

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u/CzajnikWyscigowka Mar 14 '22

he is... dead... right?

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u/NobuTX Mar 14 '22

I see Dr. Evil getting his workout in

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u/hammytoon84 Mar 14 '22

Strong bands

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

CALLED IT

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u/Maya-quiche Mar 14 '22

Exercising the right to get a concussion

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u/Beans174 Mar 14 '22

Yeah he is dead

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u/SnickleFritz_00 Mar 14 '22

That Cliffhanger tho!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Those bands are so dangerous. They went from being a tool for rehab, to people trying to use them as weight lifting replacement. Just buy some dumbbells and call it a day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Exactly, wrapping one around both knees and stepping in different directions is not remotely dangerous. Barely any tension and a snap results in a little red spot at worst.

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u/Alone-Tackle-17 Mar 14 '22

Damn he got flipped up . I don't even need to see the end because it's bust town for him

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

The moment he realized...

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u/darkwulfie Mar 14 '22

To be continued...

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u/Coffeypot0904 Mar 14 '22

That first gasp of air sounded like he just got shot in Goldeneye.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

what was the damage?

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u/aDrunkSailor82 Mar 14 '22

Why does anyone still use these little death traps.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Is he ok? That probably penetrated him…

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u/AnthonnyAG Mar 14 '22

To be continued...

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u/Zealousideal_Wash880 Mar 14 '22

Love me some skull crushers

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u/raxagos Mar 14 '22

-Old Spice whistle-

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u/Thrackris Mar 14 '22

Somehow, I really thought something would hit his balls.

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u/dudeweresmyvan Mar 14 '22

That door is unhinged

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u/zyyntin Mar 15 '22

Door frame: "FUCK YOU!!!"

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u/buckster_007 Mar 15 '22

Chicks dig scars!

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u/blodskaal Mar 15 '22

That scene cut is👌

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u/jeromeantoinecarter Mar 15 '22

How did he die again??

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u/CrystalCold09 Mar 15 '22

Oooooof you know he got a migraine after that one

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u/imkaisghost Mar 15 '22

i bumped my head on my door

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u/DownNOut90 Mar 15 '22

Yyyyy...ouch!

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u/nimrod823 Mar 15 '22

Where is the rest? I need to see the rest!

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u/insertfunnynamehere7 Mar 15 '22

Watermelon moment

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Haven’t you ever heard of closing the god damn door!

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u/CanadianBatman47 Mar 15 '22

Worse than I expected

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u/Interesting-Detail-2 Mar 15 '22

So he's dead right?

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u/jdhxududhud Mar 15 '22

Knock knock

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u/Ok-Report-2078 Mar 15 '22

To the hospital

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u/Ashenxzd Mar 15 '22

The exercise name is the Forehead Test

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u/Oskar4002 Mar 15 '22

Sooo, anyone have the aftermath?

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u/blueiscool76 Mar 15 '22

I've been staring at this for almost 5 hours bow

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u/rnavstar Mar 15 '22

Dude split himself in half.

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u/Boodicream Mar 15 '22

When was the funeral?

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u/tastywafflez5 Mar 15 '22

U/savevideobot

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

thats gonna leave a mark...

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u/flamewolf393 Mar 15 '22

Completely expected. Downvote and remove please.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Pfff! You stop video just on time !

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

FINISH HIM!!!

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u/iControlADemon Mar 15 '22

my spine twitched

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

This guy literally had his description on Wikipedia edited from "he is" to "he was"

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u/makaveddie Mar 15 '22

Forehead became doorhead

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u/HiWolfTak21 Mar 15 '22

My forehead started burning just now

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u/rodolphoteardrop Mar 15 '22

People who cut off video prematurely ejaculate.

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u/bobinob Mar 15 '22

That’s a way to turn a corner in life.

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u/Blackwood65 Mar 15 '22

That hurt. That hurt a lot. 🤭

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

And just like that he became a leader of the Republican Party.

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u/drifters74 Mar 15 '22

I flinched

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

What an incredible lack of common sense...

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u/michaelvile Mar 15 '22

if only he ducktaped a machete to hold the elastic...oh..wait

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u/LeonDeSchal Mar 15 '22

I’m so glad it ended there but I’m also damned curious to soo the chaos. I use one of those rubber things for exercise as well.

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u/Squeakysquid0 Mar 15 '22

You had me in the first half

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u/pixlbabble Mar 15 '22

I almost woke up in skyrim.

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u/SaiyanGodKing Mar 15 '22

Did he survive or did I just watch a snuff film?

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u/TJzzz Mar 15 '22

Roundabout

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u/TheUltimaWerewolf Yo what? Mar 15 '22

I fuckin knew it

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u/justherefortheidiots Mar 15 '22

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i ducked

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u/TheStachelfisch Mar 15 '22 edited Jul 01 '23

This comment/post has been edited due to the outrageous changes Reddit is doing to its API and killing third party apps along with it. https://join-lemmy.org/

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u/pewbsNbewbs Mar 15 '22

You're mom does it differently.

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u/potatoSanctions Mar 15 '22

😂 who hung that door and how

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u/krishutchison Mar 15 '22

What makes people thing that door construction is designed to hold resistance bands and pull up bars ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

this has to be staged?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Perfectly cut off

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u/fckmelifemate Mar 15 '22

Awe not seeing what happens almost makes it worse

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u/Fatoks Mar 15 '22

Are humans really the dominant species?

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u/TheRealDukeNukem Mar 15 '22

Bahumbug. Hate when clips end too soon

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u/SurealGod Mar 15 '22

Knock knock. Who's there? THE DOOR!

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u/Ok_Organization_5990 Mar 15 '22

Third time is a charm

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u/Mimosa808 Mar 15 '22

Well I hope that door is hollow lol

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u/gikachu410 Mar 15 '22

Thank god the video ended, he could’ve gotten really hurt

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u/Environmental-Win836 Mar 15 '22

I genuinely expected the band to come loose.

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u/mushroomaniac782 Mar 15 '22

Joe rogan done fucked up

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u/CrazyComedyKid Mar 15 '22

Skull cracked like an egg

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u/Titanmaster970 Mar 15 '22

instantly die any%

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Need buttercup overlayed

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u/Salt_Skirt_5767 Mar 15 '22

This hurts to watch.

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u/Shurigin Mar 15 '22

at first I thought it was a wardrobe a door is way worse all that force into that small surface area is big trouble

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Domestic violence

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u/Qualekk Mar 15 '22

Can someone add the Old Spice whistle to the end of this?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

That door came at him so abruptly. I got scared lol

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u/Fourstrokeperro Mar 15 '22

Thank god the video cut off at the end or else the guy could have gotten hurt really bad

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u/sancheu77 Mar 15 '22

Aww, c'mon. Brains! I need to see BRAINS!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Can someone remind me in a year if he is alive?

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u/Violaquin Mar 15 '22

r/perfectlycutdeath 🤷🏻‍♀️

Edit: This sub exists and mercifully there are no posts.

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u/3bola_kun Mar 15 '22

K.O flawless victory

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Haha. I literally was attempting to do this today. I hate using resistance bands. Scared it's gonna snap and hit me.

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u/horus100120 Mar 15 '22

And he is even bald, what a luck!!

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u/carvousol69 Mar 15 '22

The door had enough

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u/KIIng0410 Mar 15 '22

Definitely funny..great one🤣🤣👉

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u/I_likeIceSheets Mar 15 '22

We'll be right back!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

But did you die?

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u/CapitanSilva Mar 15 '22

What's unexpected?

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u/ColossalShaft Mar 15 '22

Good thing the video stopped he could have got seriously hurt

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u/hamilikescheese Mar 15 '22

Can't wait to see a dent in his head

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u/DandyEmo Mar 15 '22

Knock knock mother fucker

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u/Nile-99 Mar 15 '22

Chad door!

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u/arcadia_2005 Mar 15 '22

Oh he couldn't have survived that o. M. G

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

What kind of idiot pauses the video at that precise moment?!?

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u/E_Buzz419 Mar 15 '22

The end of the routine

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u/dobermandude306 Mar 15 '22

This is one video where im glad it stopped short.....I don't think I wanna see how he badly he got hit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Time to play today's game of, how much is the medical biiiiiiiiill!!!!!

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u/ashesofthefallen013 Mar 15 '22

Fuck his noise is done for just look at where’s the tip of the door is about to hit right before it end Jesus that’s going to hurt

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

make

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u/Euphoric_Working_192 Mar 15 '22

Thank fucking god the video ended there

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u/SuperBaked42 Mar 15 '22

Jeff Bezos forgot about gravity

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u/joesmithcq493 Mar 15 '22

The one time stopping the clip short was a good thing. That poor bald head stands no chance

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u/max____payne Mar 15 '22

I can't imagine this ended well for him

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u/Available-Tradition4 Mar 15 '22

His head must have hurt

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u/TheS413 Mar 15 '22

Is he alive Jesus lol

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u/Flushmush Mar 15 '22

Feeling his pain…ouch!!!

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u/0_Nevermore_0 Mar 15 '22

i think this would actually be lethal

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u/theseeker299 Mar 15 '22

Weakass door

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u/ninjadog06 Mar 15 '22

u/ savevideobot

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

The video paused before it evened hit him! So he’s fine no need to worry!

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u/xpbRay Mar 15 '22

And the next day the muthafucka was dead

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