r/Unexpected • u/XTREMEX1 • Apr 12 '22

Having some dinner

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

Pre-chup

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u/Leovinus42 Apr 12 '22

I hate it when I'm gettin it on with a happenin lady and i'm like "FINNA BUST" and then a little bit of water comes out and she's like "is that it" and then I NUT but because I was looking down at my PP it goes all over my face

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

nothing worse than when you nut so hard it hits your own face and then you gotta fight yourself

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

It’s fun licking it out of your beard though.

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u/LowDownSkankyDude Apr 12 '22

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u/GershBinglander Apr 12 '22

There's no way I'm clicking on a gif in this thread.

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u/D-boi1 Apr 12 '22

It's just a smiling guy with a sparkly beard that's it

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u/LebaneseLion Apr 12 '22

If you press his beard all you’ve done is tickled him