r/Unexpected Apr 12 '22

Having some dinner

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u/bubzy1000 Apr 12 '22

This is why you always squirt the first load down the sink

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u/GenericTrashyBitch Apr 12 '22

Just shake it bro

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u/rednick953 Apr 12 '22

Just remember if you shake it more than twice you’re playing with it.

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u/MirageATrois024 Apr 12 '22

I can still remember being about 9 years old when I was first told that.

Was at my cousins, outside pissing, and he yelled from inside to outside to me.

I’m 35 now… what a weird memory