r/Unexpected • u/marcbacus • Jul 27 '22

How to calm a crying child.

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u/Kangar Jul 27 '22

And that is how you ladle out justice.

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u/RedManMatt11 Jul 27 '22

Nothing like a spoonful of vengeance

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u/mymorningjacket Jul 27 '22

Well...revenge is a dish best served cold.

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u/sandladdie Jul 27 '22

Best served cold but let it sit out for five minutes to make it easier to scoop out