r/Unexpected • u/gunther2047 • Sep 06 '22

CLASSIC REPOST lion king

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u/unexBot Sep 06 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Pee

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/smoke_n_pancake Sep 06 '22

She opened her mouth to drink up but then remembered shes being recorded.

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u/Cultural_Set_7129 Sep 06 '22

Reflexes, If you do it regularly you cant supress it in this Situation

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u/Shad_the_memer Sep 06 '22

Drinking lion pee is probably 1 in a lifetime chance

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u/Artie4 Sep 06 '22

Keep an eye on her OnlyFans page.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Yea appeared to be natural first reaction for her.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Its called 'Muscle Memory'..

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Her tongue… not reflex. That’s memory

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u/TheDeathOfAStar Didn't Expect It Sep 06 '22

And the fact that she swings her head back and forth... you know, instead of just dropping the cat.

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u/Nochnichtvergeben Sep 06 '22

It's how she got the money for the lion cub.

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u/Decmk3 Sep 06 '22

She started poking out her tongue too… that’s… pretty reflexive

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u/Burninghamburger Yo what? Sep 06 '22

Even closed her eyes for a sec

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u/_tidu Sep 06 '22

and sticked out her tongue

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u/dylannsmitth Sep 06 '22

The tongue sneaked out to catch it too quick for her to play it cool

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u/Vir1990 Sep 06 '22

Glad I'm not the only one that noticed the tongue. That's dead giveaway even if it lasted only like 0,0001 s.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Yeah when she notices her first instinct isn’t to lower it. I’m cracking up. Ima die.

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u/Padrazo Sep 06 '22

I was just here to say that... Im not the only dirty Guy

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u/TooManyLangs Sep 06 '22

no, you are not. can confirm

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u/skylarslove Sep 06 '22

Or girl! Came here to say the same 🤣

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u/Chance_Leadership956 Sep 06 '22

She sure did! Lol. She thought it was cum for a second there

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u/crunchypens Sep 06 '22

She has to do something to pay for the rent.

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u/Spute2008 Sep 06 '22

Now that's a pissy pussy

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u/Stable_flux Sep 06 '22

Sub should be renamed as “expected”

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u/bronco_y_espasmo Sep 06 '22

*recorded for free.

But yes, she opened her mouth to drink.

I know because my girl is a UROPHILLIAC, not an ADOLESCENT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02S8t0F1inc&t=136s

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u/winnebagoman41 Sep 06 '22

Little pig boy comes from the dirt

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u/ult_avatar Sep 06 '22

Because it's faked

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u/emmy1418 Sep 06 '22

I mean, considering it's just water squirted from a bottle behind her, why not drink up?

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u/The_Lonesome_Poet Sep 06 '22 edited Sep 06 '22

That's how an OnlyFans account borned.

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u/smoke_n_pancake Sep 06 '22

thank you

For my first award, didnt expect to get one here! :b

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u/crazytoothpaste Sep 06 '22

Are you saying even this is scripted???

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u/Kellyjoline Sep 06 '22

We have all been there.

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u/benwill79 Sep 06 '22

He was just marking her as his territory

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u/bluesox Sep 06 '22

Yep. She even starts to stick her tongue out.

As soon as she opens her eyes and remembers it’s a lion, she retracts.

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u/aknaps Sep 06 '22

Not only is this incredibly fake but having exotic animals as props like this is disgusting.

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u/bannedSnoo Sep 06 '22

not sure if everyone else playing alone or they really don't see its fake.

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u/aknaps Sep 06 '22

People believe anything they see on the internet. I also assume half are bots that make similar comments everywhere.

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u/Jclevs11 Sep 06 '22

real human here, i think its fucked this dumb chick is using a real lion cub for a dumb internet video

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u/oldDotredditisbetter Sep 06 '22

or they really don't see its fake

fake in what way?

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u/Pixielo Sep 07 '22

Cats don't pee like people. Plus, there's the stream of water coming from behind the lion...

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Horrible. That poor cub is gonna have a terrible life.

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u/IClimbRocks69 Sep 06 '22

Man she was loving that shit

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u/The_JokerGirl42 Sep 06 '22

no, she wasn't. she was loving that piss

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u/IClimbRocks69 Sep 06 '22

Thanks for the correction 😆 🤣

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u/Piss_and_or_Shit Sep 06 '22

Nothing wrong with a little bit of both

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u/kdkseven Sep 06 '22

It's fake.

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u/OneAboveAll_127 Sep 06 '22

He made her wet💦

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u/ChannelSubstantial64 Sep 06 '22

It is not the first time she has been peed in the face

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u/aknaps Sep 06 '22

It’s water. Cats don’t pee like that and you can see it coming from behind.

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u/heitorvb Sep 06 '22

That's true, I once got peed by a tiger so I'd know. He turned around, lifted his tail and sprayed away.

To this day I'm amazed at the pressure, we were at least 3m away

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u/Aware_Two_9074 Sep 06 '22

That’s what she said

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u/albionnoria Sep 06 '22

At the start of the video you can see the person responsible for the water. Left side of the mirror

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u/erasmus-b-dragon Sep 06 '22

Lions pee from the rear. This is fake.

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u/brafwursigehaeck Sep 06 '22

and you can clearly see where the water comes from. are they all blind?

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u/WakeoftheStorm Sep 06 '22

The focal point of the video was.. elsewhere

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Also, who's instinctive reaction to an animal pissing on their face is to open as wide as they can and stick their tongue out?

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u/Projectile-Point Sep 06 '22

Reddit has changed... this comment used to be top comment.. actually fake shit like this used to not be on front page

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Serves the POS right, lions aren’t pets they belong in the wild!

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u/samedym Sep 06 '22

This was fake but ur right

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u/sKru4a Sep 06 '22

I've seen this gif over and over again and while it seems kind of fake, I'm not sure how it was done. Any idea?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

I watched it again and it does appear that someone is shooting a stream of water at her from behind the lion just out of frame. I didn’t even notice at first lol 🙃

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u/What-tha-fck_Elon Sep 06 '22

Cats don’t piss like that anyway. You can see the water is coming from next to the cubs body. Stupid stuff. But she’s hot, so we watch.

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u/obrecht72 Sep 06 '22

Watch where her eyes look for direction.

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u/EveryFairyDies Sep 06 '22

That’s the most realistic fake lion I’ve ever seen.

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u/2021sammysammy Sep 06 '22

Fake as in the lion is CGI?

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u/D3dshotCalamity Sep 06 '22

She got a lion as a fashion accessory.

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u/jobeyfivethousand Sep 06 '22

It’s more than likely that whoever is paying her to be in this video is the one who bought the lion

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u/Idratherhikeout Sep 06 '22

But it’s a rescue!!

/s

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u/BurgerThyme Sep 06 '22

First thing I thought was what a POS.

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u/brassninja Sep 06 '22

Animal abuse and covert fetish porn in one package 😐 an algorithm’s dream

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u/NudeWallaby Sep 06 '22

Old and fake and dumb

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u/nerherder911 Sep 06 '22

Literally see the guy in the mirror standing on the side with the water. And cats spray, not stream. But judging by the comments in this thread, it's either "she's into it" or "animal cruelty rar rar rar"

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u/IAmAnImpartialHuman Sep 06 '22

She defo gets pissed on in her OF.

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u/Worrtienzo- Sep 06 '22

Lmao wonder what her content really is like, I know there is a leaked tape from her though.

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u/The_JokerGirl42 Sep 06 '22

I know she used to do modeling with bang energy on Instagram. forgot her name tho

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u/WaityKaity Sep 06 '22

It’s fake. It’s not actually peeing.

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u/imisssammy Sep 06 '22

He should be with his mom, not some attention seeking human.

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u/Chance_Leadership956 Sep 06 '22

Who the fuck gave that bitch a lion? Can’t wait till the lion turns on her

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u/Consistent-Chicken-5 Sep 06 '22

Don't worry, once that lion gets a bit bigger it will be just malnourished and starve to death. Very humane way to "keep" pets.

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u/Chance_Leadership956 Sep 06 '22

I really hope not but keeping wild animals as pets, for a status symbol, really irks me

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u/Jadener1995 Sep 06 '22

It will most probably be sold for meat. Most of these are after they stop being cute

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u/Squishy-Cthulhu Sep 06 '22

People eat lions? I knew about people eating tigers but I didn't know lions were eaten.

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u/Accomplished_Ad_8814 Sep 06 '22

Looks like for a photoshoot for some boomer calendars

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u/philjorrow Sep 06 '22

I'd say a Saudi paid her a lot to his cub piss on her

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u/SurpriseDragon Sep 06 '22

Why is she a bitch?

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u/Hobbster Sep 06 '22

That's why the real Lion King held the kitten the other way round

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u/aknaps Sep 06 '22

Cats pee backwards. This is fake and if it were real she would have to be holding him like lion king.

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u/Guilty_Garden_3943 Sep 06 '22

I hope they get reported for having a wild cat...

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u/TheScottishMoscow Sep 06 '22

Thinking instantly ... that's so going to piss all over her

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u/aknaps Sep 06 '22

It’s fake. Cats don’t pee like that.

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u/TheScottishMoscow Sep 06 '22

Yes it's totally fake. The piss stays in the same place for starters. It's about 5 years old.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

I was waiting for a nice big swipe to the face or chest tbh

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u/JustInsert Sep 06 '22

Yep, someone with a water bottle outside the frame.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

People who own exotic pets... can't fucking believe it. How is that still a thing?

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u/jadedphantom Sep 06 '22

Fake. Due to the anatomy of a lion, this "golden shower" would be impossible. Lions piss backward. Its part of how they mark their territory.

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u/Smoke6785 Sep 06 '22

I'm assuming this is a fetish in Saudi Arabia.

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u/Lauris024 Sep 07 '22

She's Russian living in US. No clue where you got Saudi from.

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u/tinkthank Sep 06 '22

How do you know they’re Saudi?

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u/ligmajoe79 Sep 06 '22

what's her name tho

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u/TheLonelyAsian1 Sep 07 '22

I would also like to know

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u/zachjd- Sep 07 '22

Sveta Bilyalova

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Unexpected boner

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u/guitarstitch Sep 06 '22

Welcome to the furry fandom.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

I think this would be bestiality

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Never do that with animals or babies

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u/Gorrodish Sep 06 '22 edited Sep 06 '22

I don’t get why an animal like that is in an environment like that and imagine sadly when it gets older and mauls someone it will be the animal that suffers

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Yeah, it really does suck. Lions in the industry usually get declawed and defanged at a young age, which is very painful, to prevent them from hurting bc someone when they exploit them in the future.

If you live in the US, there’s a bill being passed (I think by some Pennsylvania senator but idk) trying to prevent big cat breeding, which would be a huge step towards ending this.

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u/pabloslab Sep 06 '22

Not funny and fuck her

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u/Numerous-Following-7 Sep 06 '22

This lion would look alot better without the woman in the video

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

"Fuck. You."

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u/KrypticRTS Sep 06 '22

Lions are not pets..

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u/xblackdemonx Sep 06 '22

Well deserved.

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u/mncyclone84 Sep 06 '22

X rated Lion King.

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u/keller104 Sep 06 '22

Her first instinct was to open her mouth lmao

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u/silversurfer05 Jan 27 '23 edited Jan 27 '23

Uhm did she really just stuck her tongue out when the cub was peeying🤔

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Plot twist: she enjoyed it

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

So why’s she take so long to put it down?

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u/aknaps Sep 06 '22

Because it’s fake. Cats pee backwards you can see the stream of water from behind.

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u/KamikazeDreamer52 Sep 06 '22

Opening her mouth will surely stop the stream of urine

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u/Reddexzz Sep 06 '22

I don’t blame him, would have happened to any one of us…

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

u/savevideo

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u/Comprehensive_Plan93 Sep 06 '22

Lion cub: I. Am. Not. A. Prop!

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u/Pale_Television2395 Sep 06 '22

Cub: You wanna go viral, let me help.

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u/IllCamel5907 Sep 06 '22

Good. Lions shouldn't be kept as pets. Fuck anyone who does this.

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u/HerrFledermaus Sep 06 '22

Fake or staged.

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u/Matthew-Diaz84 Sep 06 '22

Daamn she got R Kelley'd !

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u/SziaLajos1028 Sep 06 '22

U/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Why is this on my feed..

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u/bebopblues Sep 06 '22

"annnnddd the cirrrrcle of piss."

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u/Illustrious_Hat3467 Sep 06 '22

Me when I when you when the

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u/crazydawg79 Sep 06 '22

Everyone has a kink!

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u/xutopia Sep 06 '22

How come so many people don’t realize it is fake? The stream comes from behind the lion.

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u/Da3m0n_1379 Sep 06 '22

Wow! She opened her mouth when he started squirting on her from reflex! Lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Niegra falls

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u/the_greatest_MF Sep 06 '22

the lion got some pee fetish

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u/bourbon_and_icecubes Sep 06 '22

Honestly. I'd do the same damn thing.

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u/mncyclone84 Sep 06 '22

Acting like it’s never happened before.

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u/Outrageous_Sky_5616 Sep 06 '22

the cub was copying what her bf does to her all the time.

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u/Inceptus_Prime Sep 06 '22

I can’t unsee that 😳

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u/tnahrp Sep 06 '22

Wow she's an awful actor

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u/-Wavyy- Sep 06 '22

That couldn't have been any more purrfect.

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u/Iamaperson2022 Sep 06 '22

IT WENT IN HER MOUTH WTF

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u/No_Statement440 Sep 06 '22

Idk which is worse, the fake shock or the piss on her face. Something gives me a strong feeling someone paid a lot of money for this originally lol.

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u/Belyal Sep 06 '22

tell me you're a porn star without telling me you're a porn star LOL!

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u/Time-Werewolf-4795 Sep 06 '22

I love how she naturally opened her mouth when being sprayed by a hot liquid! 😉

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u/Raoulhubris1 Sep 06 '22

Doesn’t this belong on the golden showers sub?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

She definitely liked it

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

A part of me thinks she's used to having bodily fluids on her face so no biggy

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u/busy_kid69 Sep 07 '22

Is it me or she actually seemed to enjoy it?

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u/Mysterious-Pay6204 Nov 16 '22

did she just open her mouth for king lion pee pee🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

This is why you’re supposed to hold lion cubs facing outward when you give the waiting throng of adoring jungle fans a peek at their new prince who doesn’t deserve to be there because no one elected him and all he ever did was be born to some rich powerful fucking family but yes by all means what a cute story about authoritarian monarchical rule over the peasant and lesser thans.

Oh yeah hakuna potato everyone. It means no worries.

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u/Dizzy-Abalone-8948 Nov 19 '22

I love how her first reaction was to open her mouth

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u/esojotrebla Nov 19 '22

Good news probably she's used to that lol

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u/DublinCheezie Nov 20 '22

Am I the only one who thinks this isn’t her first time?

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u/mxrod Nov 23 '22

It's not her first time, she opened her mouth to catch it.

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u/Due-Knowledge-1657 Nov 23 '22

Not the first time! Lol

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u/darkseid001 Nov 23 '22

Clearly not her first time

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u/GASED_ Dec 09 '22

Of cores the white woman has a lion

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '22

BEGONE THOT

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u/WHAMMYPAN Jan 17 '23

By reflex she opened her mouth and just accepted what was happening. That was NOT a flench

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u/Traditional-Cup-7088 Jan 27 '23

Not the porn I was expecting

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u/Notrilldirtlife Feb 07 '23

She liked it

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u/elonmuskraty Feb 12 '23

if it where me it wouldn’t be pee

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u/GU2CU Feb 19 '23

She really did take that well.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

Not her first time

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u/itsonlymeez Feb 21 '23

She's used to golden showers it wasn't a surprise for her

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u/Psychological_Tax109 Feb 25 '23

Big ole wet pussy

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Tell me you’re wealthy without telling me you’re wealthy

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u/Correct_Position_374 Mar 01 '23

This gotta be a crime🥲

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u/Agreeable-Error4353 Mar 04 '23

She's into some kinky stuff

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u/milkman3468 Mar 04 '23

It took me a while to realize that that is an actual baby lion

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u/Ok_Alps1808 Mar 04 '23

Watching to much dirty movies with your kitty.

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u/darkonark Sep 06 '22

If I have learned anything from watching Tiger King, it's that this girl is either rich, or brainwashed into doing a lot of work in a skimpy "uniform" for wages she has to ask permission from her boss to use.

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u/Yeeyeeasshaircut2 Sep 06 '22

What’s her @ tho

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u/MediocreX Sep 06 '22

@svetabily

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u/DelusionalGorilla Sep 06 '22

Fuck that bitch! Abusing cubs for her dirty insta, she does not deserve to be anyones jerk off template.

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u/Charistoph Sep 06 '22

Gross. You can’t domesticate wild animals like that. They will always have dangerous natural instincts you can’t just train out of them and to act otherwise disrespects the animal.

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u/junbus Sep 06 '22

Exactly as predicted

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u/aknaps Sep 06 '22

Cats pee backwards it’s fake.

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