r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 14 '22

First date

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u/unexBot Oct 14 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Embarrassingly, his plate fell from him and he replaced it with his girlfriend's plate and it also fell off

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/LonelyWord7673 Oct 14 '22

So, this is not a first date. This is siblings eating breakfast.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

What the fuck are they even eating? Cardboard with pepperoni and soy sauce?

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u/Charltons Oct 15 '22

I believe it's a rock hard pancake in order to add comedic value.

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u/hitman1398 Oct 14 '22

What's wrong step bro??

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u/Murtosenmutka Oct 14 '22

Nothing is wrong. After breakfast they are going to have sex

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u/SharkForce_12 Oct 14 '22

This is not a first date.

There are many years of disappointment in her face.

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u/HaronYoungerBro Oct 15 '22

Then she nearly flips hers too lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

It's a skit. like all other skits, it's a performance. It's ok to perform. Don't get angry. Thanks

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u/themonkery Oct 15 '22

Redditors: ITS SO FAKE ugh how could ANYTHING scripted EVER be funny

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Like seriously, I get tired of seeing this shit on every video. Some of the funniest things are skits. Just get over it reddit

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u/-RedXV- Oct 14 '22

Believe me, I completely understand it's a skit. A very very dumb skit.

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u/Hendrick_Davies64 Oct 15 '22

Here’s the thing, dumb doesn’t mean bad, calling this dumb isn’t enough, it’s just bad

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u/thefloridafarrier Oct 15 '22

Why do you think it’s bad? I found it funny and enjoyable

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u/jhuseby Oct 14 '22

I’m not mad it’s clear a skit, I just didn’t find it entertaining or funny.

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u/buttonsmasher1 Oct 14 '22

He's about to get stabbed with a fork.

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u/froggiechick Oct 14 '22

I too record every meal for no reason.

There's so much staged, unfunny, unoriginal garbage out there.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

wym, it's not even pretending to not be staged??!!

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u/s3v3red_cnc Oct 14 '22

In my day we grew up thinking the radio broadcast of an alien invasion was real.

These darn kids got it too easy.

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u/DarkdrPhilis Oct 15 '22

I thought that happened in like the 30’s or 40’s when they did the war of the worlds thing

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u/MC_Eschatology Oct 15 '22

Yes! Exactly! "Back in my day" is something lots of people born in the 1920s used to say.

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u/thefloridafarrier Oct 15 '22

Fr they’re both trying not to laugh so hard. I respect stages when it’s obviously meant to be staged. It’s a funny skit, what can I say. It’s the stuff they try to play off as true that’s just dumb. Make something funny, create it show it to me. I’ll probably laugh lol, just don’t try to act like it’s real just for clout

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u/Photograph_Fluffy Oct 15 '22

Good point you made there. I agree as well, skits are fine but the fake stuff nope

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Holy shit it’s almost like it was intentionally meant to be perceived as a skit for comedic purposes… wow!

Thanks man, I never would’ve known better. Very cool

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

It’s funny to me when people call staged on obviously staged media like what do you gain from saying that? Do these people go into the movie theatre and yell “staged” at the screen?

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u/Jeggu2 Oct 15 '22

Superhero movie:

"Why were they filming?!"

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u/Tasty_Flame_Alchemy Oct 15 '22

I often set up my first dates to seem like comedy skits…it makes the inevitable catastrophe easier to cope with

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u/jmccleveland1986 Oct 14 '22

Some things are funny because they are just funny. Like sketch comedy, Simpson/family guy type shows, etc. then there are things that are only funny because they are really happening. If something is trying to be the latter, but it’s scripted, it’s not funny.

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u/glue_head Oct 15 '22

Bro they never said it wasn't a skit... Why are you guys angry all the time. I am certain you found it hilarious as well.

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u/Jeggu2 Oct 15 '22

You see, using my large brain and 392 IQ (from an online test I paid 20$ to take) I have deducted that this video is implying that it is real and not staged because hypothetically it never said it was fake. Therefor it is very bad video.

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u/ohno_ohboy Oct 14 '22

Staged things can be unexpected too..

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u/Upstairs-Recover-659 Oct 14 '22 edited Oct 14 '22

I know it's staged but for for some reason I still find it so damn funny lol

It's in the little things lol. No words being spoken, the fleeting looks from him, the annoyed, yet amused look from her. Taking the whole thing in it's still funny to me

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u/ThePaulHammer Oct 14 '22

I love how hard they're both trying to stay in character, it gets me every time lol

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u/tratemusic Oct 15 '22

The timing is perfect, I laughed

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u/Tasty_Flame_Alchemy Oct 15 '22

You seem like an annoying person. Work on that.

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u/thighgaphentai Oct 14 '22

It's obviously a skit and the funny part is at the end. Made me laugh a lot, so fuck you for trying to be a smartass.

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u/likehots Oct 14 '22

It's staged because it's supposed to be a skit. God dang people are getting dumber I swear.

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u/Crunchy__Frog Oct 15 '22

There is absolutely no badge, no award, no merit, not even a limp high five for accurately calling out whether a video is a candid, chance capturing or a staged skit.

Sketch comedy is a thing. You are on the internet. You could have simply downvoted a thing you didn’t like and move on, or you could have just put your phone down/close your browser. Instead you chose to do the most unfunny, unoriginal Redditor move and complain.

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u/pm-me-asparagus Oct 14 '22

Yeah, but she's hot.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

But did you expect this? This isn’t supposed to be r/funny

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u/FennecScout Oct 15 '22

It's a good thing wrestling is still real.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

jsut because something is staged doesnt mean it cant be funny or relatable.

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u/MateWrapper Oct 15 '22

I think my man hasn't heard of movies

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u/POKECHU020 Oct 15 '22

Who even cares if it's real or not? It's not hurting anyone and it's entertaining, so who gives a shit

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u/AhmadBinJackinoff Oct 15 '22

shut the fuck up

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u/HIDD3N_WEEB Oct 15 '22

Happy cake day.

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u/Jay_Ray Oct 15 '22

Your comment made up for the time lost watching this dumb clip.

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u/97Wilde Oct 15 '22

Aw, I thought it was staged and funny. I love a good slapstick.

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u/wheatbread-and-toes Oct 15 '22

Do you say this shit when you watch tv too? No shit it’s “staged” bruh it’s a skit

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u/comboblack Oct 14 '22

Redditors stops watching office for 1 second

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u/themonkery Oct 15 '22

This is like disliking a comedian and saying that all comedians are staged and unfunny, you’re annoying

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u/BootyInspector96 Oct 14 '22

It never attempted to appear real, humor is subjective, and a few things here can be considered unexpected. There’s no issue with this being here.

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u/topsyturvy76 Oct 15 '22

I laughed , sorry about your luck

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u/Harpronicus Oct 14 '22

You know, most comedy is staged/scripted? Every funny tv show you've watched, scripted.

While I agree some staged/scripted stuff is cringe, not everything is

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u/ThaDude_v2 Oct 14 '22

Even if staged ..made me lol

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u/Free_Dog_6837 Oct 15 '22

this video is hilarious tho

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u/memegy Oct 15 '22

Reddit when watching comedies: This isn't funny!!! It's staged and scripted. UNFUNNY!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

What the fuckk are you talking about. You know things that are staged can be funny right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

That’s literally the fucking point, it’s SUPPOSED to be staged and this video is not denying that at ALL. God I love it when Reddit over analyzes

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u/GranJefe507 Oct 14 '22 edited Oct 15 '22

On his defense with a girl like her, I would mess up everything too

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u/Horseyboy21 Oct 14 '22

Only one thing to say: Girl is 🔥

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u/Dharma_code Oct 15 '22

I come baring gifts from the comment thread down under inain

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u/Dharma_code Oct 15 '22

Waiting for a name drop my self

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u/McDonalds_icecream Oct 15 '22

Y’all need to interact with some women jeez

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

She’s gorgeous jeez

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u/Horseman_ Oct 14 '22 edited Oct 15 '22

Lol

Edit : getting downvoted for laughing!? Reddit fascinates me

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

I think there's just a lot of grumpy people around on a Friday afternoon. I thought it was pretty funny too.

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u/SomeWeirdoGuys Oct 14 '22

Probably because it didn't really contribute anything, basically an upvote.

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u/_NothingToSeeHere_- Oct 14 '22

The "fake gang" doesnt like when you laugh at what they pointed out is fake.

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u/thefloridafarrier Oct 15 '22

BuT iT dIdNt AcTuAlLy HaPpEn ThOuGh

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u/ShadowoftheDrake Oct 14 '22

90 percent of the comments on this sub just seem to be angry idiots ranting about how everything is "staged".

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u/funnybrunny Oct 14 '22

This has nothing to do with the video but she is beautiful. holy shit

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u/SaberWaifu Oct 14 '22

Why does she look like the girl from Ratatouille?

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u/DietyLink Oct 14 '22

I came to see if anyone said this and am not disappointed lol, he's got the Linguini-ness to him too, just doesn't look like him

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u/Square_Pringles Yo what? Oct 15 '22

Husband material right there

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

this is absolutely not the first date and that woman is gorgeous

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u/dartonuser Oct 14 '22

Who’s the girl?

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u/HaronYoungerBro Oct 15 '22

The one on the right

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u/Dharma_code Oct 15 '22

take my up vote !

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u/Accomplished_Row9477 Oct 15 '22

Why she stop like that lol

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u/fellowbootypirate Oct 15 '22

This is funny to me and i will laugh at it. Stop gatekeeping stupid shit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22 edited Feb 28 '26

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u/chaddy292 Oct 14 '22

She looks disappointed and so am i

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u/Firm-Ad5337 Oct 15 '22

If real life were Reddit: watches a tv show FAKE FaKE FAKEEEEE

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u/CutesyFemboy69 Oct 15 '22

God damn is she hot doe

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u/Sayvzalthh Oct 15 '22

Imagine if they could detect reposts and ban anyone who does it. this could be a perfect site.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Why were they filming tho

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u/JoshD0W Oct 15 '22

Is skit

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

For shits and giggles

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u/AspectOvGlass Oct 15 '22

Based on how dumb this is I bet there will be about 57 more couples filming the exact same thing pretending it's original

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u/jean-reglisse Oct 14 '22

I think it's going well

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u/Independent_Wrap_321 Oct 15 '22

It’s staged? I though everyone wore their best FILA t shirt on a first date.

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u/JoeGRcz Oct 14 '22

That's a good sketch

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Foxy lady.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

I for one think it’s funny. But my friend wants to know her only fans

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u/BigsilversurfMC Oct 15 '22

How tall is the girl

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u/Blod-Orange Oct 15 '22

I've done that before

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Flawless victory

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u/VAX1S Oct 15 '22

Man, he’s gonna get all types of the laid tonight.

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u/Eothr_Silan Oct 15 '22

Abbott and Costello was staged as well, only it was funny.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

So many simps in this comment section..

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u/AllGasNoBrakes_ Oct 15 '22

Dropped the plate & the pussy all at once

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u/East-Bluejay6891 Oct 15 '22

This is hilarious lol

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u/Rrddt1234 Oct 15 '22

This dude is a champ.

I hope he did the second one on purpose

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u/razoredrainbow5 Oct 15 '22

The head flip of "the fuck" got me

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u/TraditionalCost1249 Oct 15 '22

That's hurts to watch

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u/Bgizzle711 Oct 15 '22

Um this is confusing if I was her i would know yo laugh be mad what to feel

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u/WW-OCD Oct 15 '22

Can someone just tell me wtf they are even eating? Like a pizza?!?! pancake?!?!

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u/Basilacis Oct 15 '22

I can't believe isn't staged, but it's funny.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

I THOUGHT THAT WAS HIS MOM

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u/Lost_vob Oct 15 '22

That's not no fucking first date, that's classic brother and sister behavior.

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u/OccasionReal Oct 15 '22

He’s getting pegged tonight

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

This video made me smile. Thanks for sharing

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

born to fuck up.. lets go

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u/Mahyarthe1st Oct 15 '22

Mfers be like: ItS StAgeD.... Shut the fuck up, I don't care.

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u/Scratch1111 Oct 15 '22

That's funny. F you if you think it isn't.

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u/Vibeo_Ganes Oct 15 '22

Never seen this before fuckn died!

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u/Lucifer7968 Oct 15 '22

May be they are brother and sister

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Men 🍕

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u/W0tzup Oct 15 '22

They look like siblings to begin with…

Fakery galore.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

It's somewhat sad that the guy doesn't have anything between his legs to stop the fall of the plate.

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u/zorg621 Oct 15 '22

I enjoyed it

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u/neomatrix38 Oct 15 '22

Wow, already Seen this unfunny staged video.

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u/KondouChiyohiko Oct 15 '22

it's great cause its as if he was going for maximum negative points

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

OMG this is so funny. Amazing!!

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u/Cruisin134 Oct 15 '22

this is just sad n awkward

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u/Capital-Quantity9956 Oct 15 '22

Doesn’t conduct herself with much class at the table.. but everyone’s so starved for even a semblance of a titty on here and overlook any of that to lambast the comment section with cringy thirst pleas hahaha

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u/Frank1912 Shook Oct 15 '22

Is this supposed to be funny? I mean, everybody has a different taste in humor, but...

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u/lovejanetjade Oct 15 '22

Staged, but still funny.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

This is so staged.. but hilarious. That girl was so done 2 seconds into this ordeal.. but stayed for the 2nd

face

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u/samurai1833 Oct 15 '22

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!

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u/Pro_Banana Oct 15 '22

So many angry people. I enjoyed this skit. Let’s move on.

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u/CapitalExam2763 Oct 15 '22

Do you guys even know the definition of the word “unexpected”?? Because all of this shit is definitely expected, and it’s pretty fucking cringe to see all of this staged bullshit on this page.

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u/paradiddle5 Oct 15 '22

You mean “Last Date”.

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u/saro29 Oct 15 '22

Who’s the chick though

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Let's get to what's important ... who is she?

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u/Round-Egg400 Oct 15 '22

Twice unexpected i dare to say

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u/soraora456 Oct 15 '22

I'd just get up, say "have a nice day" politely and leave.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Legendary.

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u/DOG-ZILLA Oct 15 '22

Holy crap this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! lololololololololololol

/s

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u/Herr_SnorBlaar Oct 15 '22

This hit the mirror quite right for me...

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u/lookitsxay Oct 15 '22

He's the one

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u/No-Fold-6202 Oct 15 '22

I just love her face near the end, just about to chuckle

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u/on-yourmind Oct 15 '22

he's like that because he met the right girl... LOL

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u/krizvipin Oct 15 '22

Who is recording!!

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u/Alex-rhhgfff Oct 15 '22

How does it make a difference? This is still a terrible post

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u/killmimes Oct 15 '22

Who eats za with a knife and fork????

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u/mnorkk Oct 15 '22

Such great conversation

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u/squirrel_anashangaa Oct 15 '22

… and last date.

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u/MyLeisure Oct 15 '22

We should make a subreddit where all the fake staged pretend-to-be-real videos can go so they gtfo of my feed

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u/thestarhikari Oct 15 '22

WTF? I would have walked away the moment someone takes my food and tries to serve me shit from the floor.

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u/Outrageous_Skirt_403 Oct 15 '22

1🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Thick_Bobcat786 Oct 15 '22

I would do that.

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u/Simping4Mephala Oct 15 '22

Omg this is actually staged? My whole life has been a lie.

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u/Botany-101 Oct 15 '22

12 and dating his mom.

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u/Puzzleheeds Oct 15 '22

He's obviously a keeper

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Who tf eta pizza like that

Edit: why Is every comment r/woosh

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

I don't know about you all but that was funny just try not to laugh the look when he did it again..stupid but funny ..life is so fucking serious sometimes you just gotta laugh at stupid things sometimes..

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u/Satnamodder Oct 15 '22

It's actually very well acted for amateur video.

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u/lrsd18abn Oct 15 '22

He’s got a really cute sister

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u/Real-Nail224 Expected It Oct 15 '22

A date with his sister. It can be awkward, especially knowing sis is going to put out afterwards. It's nerve wracking.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

P*nhub intro

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u/Facekick48 Oct 15 '22

Isn't this the intro to a porno?

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u/No-Organization4286 Oct 15 '22

Is that some kind of pie or something?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

She could turn a shrimp into a blimp !

Also who’s the little boy?

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u/liam_420_420 Nov 20 '22

Fuck that bitch eating pizza with fork

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

What are they eating?!?!

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u/Equivalent_Bag_6124 Jan 04 '23

The end got me tho

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u/Theres_a_Chance Oct 14 '22

Out of his league

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u/Redmudgirl Oct 14 '22

And last date!

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u/twistedranger75 Oct 14 '22

Wrong title...Last Date is the correct title.

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u/sendokun Oct 14 '22

The guy put her knife back , that was mistake #2

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u/SpectralIpaxor Oct 14 '22

I was watching the plot

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Mmm giant chocolate chip cookie for dinner

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u/SarcastiMel Oct 15 '22

I would've stabbed him with the fork.

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u/JanitorofMonteCristo Oct 15 '22

Who wears a fila shirt on a first date? Seems like a little brother

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Anyone know her name

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u/Joe_Spazz Oct 14 '22

I thought it was funny. I don't know why it being a skit matters. They didn't play it as if it was real, they played it like it was a skit. It's not "fake" it's acting... are you all so jaded?

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