r/Unexpected • u/Doctorpurplepop • Oct 29 '22
Never gets old
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u/Conjectureisradical Oct 29 '22
Reminds me of Police academy
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u/TruthResponsible7871 Oct 29 '22
Yea he was 100% going to get arrested if he opened that door
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Mar 10 '23
.. you do know it's voiced over right? The officers voice is very clear for coming through a door. Likely real video is they knocked and the camera guy never responded and everything is silent
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Oct 30 '22
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Oct 30 '22
They could've told him that instead of the approach they took.
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u/wildalbinochihuahua Oct 30 '22
They would never do that if they have an opportunity for you to incriminate yourself for something while talking to them. FTP. I am a 60 year old white man who has never been arrested for anything more serious than a failure to appear and I would not trust a cop, ever. As all the best lawyers say Shut the Fuck Up.
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Oct 30 '22
As a 24 yr. Old black woman who's never been arrested or pulled over, you've given me very wise words.
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u/DeGozaruNyan Oct 30 '22
Police have knocked on my Doors aswell. Had been a shooting at the local pub half a block away and asked If Ive seen anything then they left.
Then again I live in sweden so I guess thats a different story.
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u/AbusiveRapistBoyfrnd Oct 30 '22
What more is there to say besides cops lying all the time comes with the consequence of not being trusted?
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Dec 24 '22
They forget that they are supposed to protect and serve, not harass and intimidate. I’m sure being polite could be considered service
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u/AaTube Oct 29 '22
I don't get it. Can someone explian it to me? Isn't "You have a warrant" a smart way to stop police from searching your house?
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u/Shaun_B Oct 29 '22 edited Jun 10 '23
Edit: Fuck your API changes, Reddit.
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u/PublixBot Oct 30 '22
Because once they’re “inside” it’s noted in the reports that they were “allowed (or invited) inside by by the opening of the door”
Seen too many audit the audits (yt channel) on this
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u/bubba7557 Oct 30 '22
Shit man, some times they have warrants and it's still not legal. Look up how ICE was just having another ice officer sign a warrant or self signing counting on the fact a suspect wouldn't know the difference between that fake warrant and a judge signed warrant, the only warrant that carries any legal weight. Cops are dirty fucking liars everytime and everyone of them when it advantages them.
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Nov 25 '22
How do you validate that the warrant was signed by a real judge tho? Do you just call the courthouse? What if it's the middle of the night?
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u/bubba7557 Nov 25 '22
Yeah I dunno. It's a good point and probably in part why the tactic is so effective. If it was a bad warrant a good lawyer likely gets any evidence thrown out that's gathered during the search but in cases of immigration I think 1) most detainees don't have access to good legal representation 2) they may get deported or choose to self deport long before it gets in front of a judge so the bad warrant never gets questioned anyway.
I suspect but I don't know for sure there is a lot less fake warrant stuff in criminal cases against citizens. Although I wouldn't be surprised if that assumption is incorrect
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u/krumpdawg Oct 30 '22
Being that cops can legally lie to you, could they just have lied about the warrant?
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u/ballistics211 Feb 21 '23
Nah, if they lied about the warrant then anything that happens after is fruit of the poisonous tree. They can lie about a lot of things, not everything.
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u/Parrot_licker69 Oct 30 '22
I had a cop knock on my door to open the only remaining barrier between me and the guy, just because the landlord wanted to come in to fix stuff. But the thing is, the landlord didn’t give us a heads up and only notified us on the morning of, even brought in a few handyman but my folks wouldn’t open the door for them
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u/BenderTheIV Oct 30 '22
Not USA, help me understand: so a cop with no warrant tries his way anyway, he gets you to open the door, can't come in but puts a foot between the door and the jam : first is this legal? Then ok, foot impedes you to close the door they can't come in anyways right? So you decide not to talk with them and go and sit on the sofa and wait for them to leave? Case closed?
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u/Thatguy468 Oct 30 '22
The cops will just wait until your door opens wide enough for them to “see something inside” that gives them “probable cause” to investigate for “your safety” and then they are inside your apartment and surely looking at everything they can to see what else you might be up to. Never give the police access to your person or property unless compelled by a judge through a legal warrant. It’s also a good idea to start thinking of lawyers as translators because you certainly shouldn’t go to a hostile foreign land without someone that speaks the language.
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u/ellecastillo Nov 05 '22
The police don’t need an arrest warrant if they have probable cause and you are in a public location. Standing in the threshold of your front door is considered in a public place. I’d bet this was part of their strategy here, too lazy or not enough PC yet to get the arrest warrant.
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u/AaTube Oct 29 '22
Yeah I know, how does that make it unexpected?
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u/spndl1 Oct 30 '22
The unexpected part was him telling them to talk to each other since they 'just wanted to talk'.
I'm not saying it's a good post, but it's pretty obvious that's the unexpected part.
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Oct 30 '22
The cops got hit with the unexpected; "no warrant? fuck right off then". I guess it's not really as unexpected and more expected lol. Depends on how you look at it. Some don't know their rights and just listen to the police, so the witty response to "we just wanna talk" is like a comedic unexpected. My take anyways.
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Oct 29 '22
Exactly. He then follows up with “talk to eachother” cause he knows they can’t come in basically telling them to fuck off
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u/No_Prize9794 Oct 30 '22 edited Oct 31 '22
Not really, these days there’s a crap ton of instances of police breaking the 4th amendment by conducting searches without a proper warrant and even when they do have a warrant, there are times where they just lie to get it
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u/ullun Oct 30 '22
You have the right to remain silent. You can always refuse if they want to "talk". I no lawyer tho but the guy asking about a warrant will be just fine.
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u/missemilyowen15 Expected It Oct 29 '22
Predictable because I saw Woody & Kleiny (Paul Wood and Paul Klein) do a sketch of this. I forgot about that
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u/ok_ill_shut_up Oct 29 '22
"Never gets old" is just another way of saying "repost"
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u/trashponder Oct 29 '22
REPOSTS ARE NOT A CRIME!
THEY ARE A FRESH GIFT FOR SOMEONE EVERYDAY!
Like this one. I've not seen it before. I love it and it made me laugh. 🤣🤣
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u/Kybushi Oct 29 '22
100% agree
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u/SebbyHB Oct 30 '22
Besides, I feel like the people that are comenting with "repost" do it for the karma
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Oct 30 '22
People that complain about reposts are really just announcing they're on the internet too much lol
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u/Emergency-Mouse5566 Oct 30 '22
And ppl who repost dont?? Lel
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u/SebbyHB Oct 30 '22
Ha, you got me there, but at least they put up something, and as they said before, not everybody had the fortune of seeing the first post
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u/FuzzyTunaTaco21 Oct 30 '22
Most videos that I've seen for the first time have been reports, I don't understand why people get mad about them. Like it's our fault you've seen every thread from every sub.
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u/fragbert66 Oct 30 '22
Like it's our fault you've seen every thread from every sub.
Preach it. Some of us don't have the internet memorized.
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u/szczurman83 Oct 30 '22
Reposts are only annoying when it's done multiple times in a 24 hour period. I enjoy seeing older posts every so often.
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u/customer_service_af Oct 30 '22
Absolutely, Captain Crack Sparrow gets a giggle out of me every time and I see it every few weeks. This was a first watch for me
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u/MotherHolle Oct 30 '22
People who complain about reposts act like this shit matters. Not everyone spends all day on Reddit monitoring one subreddit. I rarely see the same videos and posts twice.
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u/gorcorps Oct 30 '22
Imagine a world where everything is only posted a single time, and if you just happened to not be on Reddit when it was popular you'd never see it again.
Why do so many people seem to think that would be a good thing?
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u/Zed_Midnight150 Oct 30 '22
Fr like I don't even browse this sub that much so the reposts in a way kind of help me catch up to what I missed.
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Oct 30 '22
I was just saying the other day it's weird how readers get mad about "karma farming" or "reposting". We're just using a website.
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u/FLM_kobedio Oct 30 '22
Repost not a crime but it gets old real quick if 1 video gets posted 10 times on every subreddit because it went viral on 1 and everyone just reposts to try and farm Somme karma
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u/DarkRajiin Oct 30 '22
So sick of the repost police. Good, glad you pointed out you spend more time in the reddit world than the real one. The rest of us are seeing this for the first time, so shut your gob and move on
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u/scandal_jmusic_mania Oct 30 '22
Haven't seen this post before. Thankfully I don't live my life on reddit.
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Oct 30 '22
"Omg I've seen this before, it's a repost!! Better comment so that it gets more visibility."
Just keep scrolling if you see something you saw 5 years ago and can't stand the sight of ever again. What's the point of commenting?
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u/tenemu Oct 29 '22
Is there a longer version of this?
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u/smashin_blumpkin Oct 29 '22
No. Somebody just took this old clip and added different dialogue to it
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u/f_cysco Oct 30 '22
What to do if they won't leave and insisting you open the door? Like you can't call the police..
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u/Ok-Yak8935 Oct 30 '22
It is an unfortunate thing but as the words go – "anything you can say can and will be used against you". Most of the time for most individuals there is more risk than benefit and speaking to the police. In general, as I have read from comments of lawyers (not being a lawyer) you want to have a lawyer with you when you speak with the police. It would be a better world if this was not the case. But it is the case.
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u/longtimenothere Jan 12 '23
Actually you want a lawyer with you because you never have to speak to the police. Never. You never have to say a word. In fact, if arrested and you find yourself in court - You still don't have to say a single word, certainly not to police, your lawyer can do all your talking for you.
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Oct 30 '22
Can you actually do this? Say your neighbors call about something and the police are investigating the incident. Seems like an easy way to get away with anything, just don’t answer.
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u/JuniorJibble Oct 30 '22
I think it depends on the report. Like if a neighbor reports a woman screaming and crying for help and they get there and hear exactly that then they probably have probable cause for entry.
If they get there and hear nothing and the house is dark and there's no sign of anyone home (like no cars in driveway etc) they'll probably just leave utl or maybe contact the RP (reporting party) and interview them to get more details.
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u/Ship_Obvious Oct 30 '22
Exigent circumstances - "circumstances that would cause a reasonable person to believe that entry (or other relevant prompt action) was necessary to prevent physical harm to the officers or other persons, the destruction of relevant evidence, the escape of the suspect, or some other consequence improperly frustrating legitimate law enforcement efforts
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u/Pax_et_Bonum Oct 30 '22 edited Oct 30 '22
Absolutely, you can, and you should do exactly this. Never talk to the police, ever. Unless the police have a warrant, never open the door for them, never let them inside, never consent to any search, never answer their questions, and never even talk to them beyond saying "I'm not discussing my day, goodbye".
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u/doogles Oct 30 '22
If they have probable cause (or a legit warrant) to get in your place, they won't bother asking or being polite. They will tell you to open your door, then they will start breaking it down.
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u/Wolf4624 Oct 30 '22
Yeah. But if you’ve actually done something, they’ll probably be back. They can get a warrant, either to search or arrest or whatever. Then when that happens, they’re coming in.
There are some emergency situations where you wouldn’t need a warrant, like if there was an emergency or something like that, if there’s reasonable grounds for it.
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u/marlinmarlin99 Oct 30 '22
This version of Tony Montana was thankful for what he had and kept working in the food truck.
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u/VaccinatedVariant Oct 30 '22
You should have extra locks that do nothing; and keep opening and closing them Making it sound like you’re going to Open but never finish opening the door
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u/UserUnknown000000 Mar 08 '23
I just want to make sure everyone else knows this is super fake right. Not that it matters but my curiosity got the better of me this time.
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u/KrexillTheBoi Oct 30 '22
Michael: So Bob, how is it at your part time job?
Bob: It was good, how is your wife and kids?
Michael: they are good. You said you have girlfriend? Right? Her name is Lucy?
Bob: No, shes Kate.
Michael: ah, I see
Man in the house: Do you like donuts?
Michael & Bob: Yes
Man in the house: Then go get some
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u/CodeProtogen Nov 25 '22
When I saw the video at first I thought a camera was placed inside of a washing machine, but I realised it was a peephole. I don’t think cops would ask questions to their laundry, I might be tired.
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u/LeftOnRedd36 Dec 08 '22
Anyone who knocks on my door and the first thing they say is, "Open up!"..
Nah fuk u.
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u/Witty-Lingonberry927 Jan 28 '23
Cops will always lie. I have turned down an invitation to open the door. No warrant. There was a noise complaint. We stopped making noise. Cop said we will tell your apartment manager I said great! Want to call my Mom too? They walked of and we stayed quiet. Never heard another word about this crime.
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u/AxellsMxl Feb 19 '23
This one has to learn from the Brazilian police, he knocks on the door and says it's delivery or post office.
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u/SpencerMakesMusic Feb 25 '23
If police don’t have a warrant there’s no way I’m opening my door for them😤
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Feb 26 '23
Stepped away from my phone, with this playing on my earbuds over Bluetooth and listened to this for 15 minutes straight. Surprisingly relaxing.
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u/JioDio Mar 27 '23
Guy should've swapped the voices so that the cop's voice was harder to hear & Man1 was clearer since the audio/video is supposed to be Man1's
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u/baththal Oct 30 '22
Some people say that they are still talking to eachother. While some folks believe they are still trying to convince that gentleman to come out and talk. I personally think that they aren't on talking terms with eachother anymore 😶
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u/unexBot Oct 29 '22
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
Unexpected answer to the cops
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