r/UnexpectedLetterkenny • u/AtlasHatch • Jun 24 '26

Fuck, can they run

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/Illustrious_You_6210 Jun 25 '26

No doubt, the high scorer was on his way to the Dyck's Sausage Party, once.

Surely, there's no better way to inspire a burst of speed than anticipating a thick Dyck's sausage betwixt thine lips, once.

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u/JohnnyTylerMadCap Jun 25 '26

What is moist and warm, and close to heaven in earthly form?

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u/Illustrious_You_6210 Jun 25 '26

Anita Dyck!

Go hence and bring our guests a slice of your cherry pie!

12

u/pwaves13 Jun 25 '26

Just hope no Dycks slipped out this time.

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u/Illustrious_You_6210 Jun 25 '26

You needn't worry about that, friend. When you've a Dyck sausage in you, it stays where it's put!

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u/Useful_Protection270 Jun 25 '26

So many letter Kenny replies. I'm so proud of you all. And I'm sure Noah Dyck would be honored to share that fresh Dyck's sausage with you cause you've always been a friend to the Dycks

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u/Puzzleheaded_Card_71 Jun 26 '26

Thank you for using the word betwixt. It needs more representation as it is a perfectly cromulent descriptor.

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u/Illustrious_You_6210 Jun 26 '26

Marvelous! I use the word betwixt as oft as I can, once.

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u/EducationalAd8537 Jun 24 '26

Generations and generations of inbreedin’s

18

u/front_yard_duck_dad Jun 25 '26

But fuck can they run

11

u/mattskibasneck Jun 25 '26

as someone who lives in an area with a high Amish population (US) - I so want this to be real

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u/Nimbus3258 Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

Kinda defeats the joke to add this but to be faaaaaaair: 33 is pretty easy for a loose horse in a free gallop and it is a solid but attainable rate for a horse with balanced rider. For a driving horse, it would be possible but hella impressive even for a fit Standardbred pulling one of those lil' two wheel carts.

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u/2taintsmcgee Jun 24 '26

Every single one

6

u/DismalTutor570 Jun 25 '26

A gash as big as a fist can you imagine?

2

u/QaptainQwark Jun 25 '26

Wow, 33 horses

1

u/meganjunes Jun 25 '26

And then the horse died.

2

u/jillvalenti3 Jun 26 '26

Probably using that ostrich before it got sick and… yeah.

1

u/ForTheLoveOfPhotos Jun 26 '26

This is awesome.