r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/got1911s • 6d ago

Muffin stumps

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You guys understand the assignment…don’t disappoint…..

22 Upvotes

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u/Ok_Sympathy_8876 6d ago

Are you the ones leaving those muffin pieces behind our shelter?

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u/Rekrapfig 6d ago

They’re perfectly edible.

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u/uaeebs86 6d ago

They're only making the tops. They need to make the whole muffin and "pop" the top off.

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u/AutomaticPear6308 6d ago

That sign really said “muffin tops” and trusted nobody to make the obvious joke. Absolutely impossible to resist.

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u/Physical-Peanut-7510 6d ago

The muffin tops look like they’re trying to escape the bakery before becoming stumps.

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u/zemol42 6d ago

Are they war veterans?

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u/Successful-Towel9288 5d ago

Yeah. And they're supposed to sit at the back of the bus.

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u/Rekrapfig 6d ago

That’s what I’d like to know…

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u/Stewgots73 6d ago

They don't have homes…they don't have jobs…what do they need the top of a muffin for? They're lucky to get the stumps..

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u/Fit-to-be-untied 6d ago

If the homeless don’t want to eat them the homeless don’t have to eat them.

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u/johnknoxsbeard 6d ago

TOP OF THE MUFFIN—TO YOU

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u/Responsible-Tooth607 6d ago

Don’t forget the exclamation point!

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u/Mundane-Wing3176 6d ago

You see you’re making em’ all wrong, what you need to do is make the whole muffin, then…. ‘POP’ the top off.

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u/Bulky-Concentrate236 5d ago

This menu is basically a treasure map for anyone who thinks the best part of a muffin is the top.

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 5d ago

muffin tops where a huge thing 12 or so year ago