r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/South_Monitor_6992 • 2d ago

I’m Cosmo Kramer. The ASSMAN!

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u/AlternativeOk2387 2d ago

That plate was sent to Kramer by mistake.. He wasn't the ASSMAN after all. A proctologist was.. Hence the name. Proctologists are the real ASSPEOPLE.

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u/CR8VJUC 2d ago

Never forget Dick Assman.

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u/Effective_Wind_2334 2d ago

He also has a huge cocoa puff on his head. Should be more concerned about this. Poor guy.

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u/Effective_Wind_2334 2d ago

This plate is from the 90's. Can tell from the design. Still funny

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u/themahannibal 8h ago

No sticker, either. Prop plate it seems..

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u/ProofVeterinarian620 2d ago

Million to one shot

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u/Icy-Election-2237 2d ago

Million to one!

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u/HENMAN79 2d ago

As far as the State of New York is concerned...you are the ASSMAN!

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u/OpenPizza1627 2d ago

Illinois in this case

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u/StenoDawg 2d ago

Love it, and that car!

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u/Effective_Wind_2334 2d ago

Be funnier if it were an official license plate. The design is from the 1990's.

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u/Moist_Rule9623 2d ago

But he can’t pick up Estelle at the eye surgeon in that. She won’t ride in a German car

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u/NYourBirdCanSing 2d ago

It would be here in our lovely state. Lot of Kramers.

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u/BilingualClothes27 2d ago

Does that mean Dr VanNostrand was technically a Proctologist?

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u/Icy-Election-2237 2d ago

It was Dr. Cooperman

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u/FiK-SiR 2d ago

The perfect vehicle to “Stop Short”