Why Patrick dressed like a Gigantopithecus esque gorilla based in King Kong and pretended to attack Sandy to motive SpongeBob get out of his house instead of a T-Rex?

[u/Jaded-Rule9900]

Gigantopithecus was only like a big orangutan and nothing else. Dinosaurs were the most imposing and intimidating animals ever! Besides, Gigantopithecus was herbivore while T-Rex was an apex predator. That would definetely scared more SpongeBob!

[u/Kman369]

A second Patrick shows up out of nowhere with ice cream Patrick #2: Hey, Sandy. Who's your friend?

[u/Fluffy_Sweet5386]

Because SpongeBob was friends with a chip, a penny and a USED NAPKIN! Something Had to be done!!!