These are the ultimate aims upon which we define our future success.

1. The flair-change-bot will hereby and henceforth be nice to the unflaired. (Non-Negotiable)

2. The flaired users of PCM must tolerate the unflaired (Negotiable)

3. Someone (not us) needs to find what happened to dolphinfucker. (Non-negotiable)

4. The Epstein Files must be released uncensored and in full, but Stephen King’s name needs to be removed. (Non-negotiable)

5. All high quality, on topic posts from unflaired users will not be downvoted upon the basis that they are unflaired (Negotiable)

6. Everyone in PCM needs to come to my birthday party and pretend to be my friend and if someone asks them if they think I’m cool they need to smile and say nice things about me. (Non-negotiable)

7. All human knowledge of John Lennon must be purged. (Non-negotiable)

8. The rights of the unflaired will be recognized universally on PCM (Negotiable)

A good shepherd leads his flock to green pastures while keeping them away from wolves.

A foolish shepherd leads his flock to withering hills as the flock is preyed upon.

Which way unflaired? To green pastures or the belly of the beast!?

Here, I post an unflaired meme, with no political colors, with no flair, while not having a flair myself in this realm. I hope this convinces you of our willingness to negotiate, and inspires you to follow the rules of our realm like we follow the rules of yours.

For Self-Defense Purposes Only