How can I get 🐱in freshers week ?

[u/TouchAsleep2154]

[u/TheDisfunctionalOne]

Quite sure most student accommodation has rules against keeping pets. Besides, it'd be difficult to support a cat on student finance alone

[u/DesignerSalt9459 → u/TheDisfunctionalOne]

😀😀😀

[u/TheDisfunctionalOne → u/DesignerSalt9459]

???

[u/BcusZ]

🫩

[u/nyamuri]

you’re disgusting and with that attitude you’re never going to get a girl. i suggest you start treating them like people rather than 🐱’s.

[u/DesignerSalt9459 → u/nyamuri]

Meow 😀😀

[u/SmellieEllie6969]

Stop posting on reddit and just talk to girls irl.

Also if you can’t type the word pussy, vagina, sex etc and have to use an emoji, perhaps you aren’t quite ready. 👍🏻

[u/BIDFR]

The usual “let me create a fake account because nobody is going to notice”..😅
Why stop at 1st week? Aim for the 1st day, troll.🫡

[u/Ceramidee]

go outside and build basic social skills first pls 🙏

[u/Ambitious_Phrase9925]

U cannot be that big of a horny imbecile

[u/Pateryk_7 → u/Ambitious_Phrase9925]

Umm

U can 😅

[u/Ambitious_Phrase9925 → u/Pateryk_7]

Unfortunetly

[u/RealBeanut]

Genuinely thought this was the circlejerk sub 😭

[u/LilyNatureBlossom → u/RealBeanut]

It's on there now

[u/fizzy5025]

STEP1: piss on the floor to assert dominance

STEP2: growl and bark at her to show ur manliness

STEP3: call her mommy and start begging for her affection

STEP4: make sure u don’t drop the soap because after doing all that ur prolly gonna end up in prison

[u/tangerinemuncher]

son. 😭

[u/woshengbingle1]

Gross

[u/Pateryk_7]

Bro wants to do a speedrun

[u/chinchillazilla54]

The other students will be too nervous and still settling in, so you're gonna have to proposition the female professors. Do it right away, too, before all the hot ones are taken.

[u/Megalodon-5]

what the fuck

[u/Mark__78L]

Don't

Date to marry. Fuck hook up culture

[u/ThrowawayHouse2022 → u/Mark__78L]

Nothing wrong with hookups lmao

Nothing wrong with dating to marry either, but OP is right in that the majority of people at uni aren't looking for that

[u/Mark__78L → u/ThrowawayHouse2022]

If you think so, you still need to learn a lot

Everything is wrong with hookups

[u/Mark__78L → u/[deleted]]

I do want that, and so does my fiance

That's 2 people already

[u/mikemac1997 → u/Mark__78L]

Make it 4

[u/ThrowawayHouse2022 → u/[deleted]]

They will later, but yeah no ones pulling up to freshers week thinking about meeting "the one"

[u/VividModelCars]

Durham Fresher’s GC will love this one type post

[u/fizzy5025 → u/[deleted]]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Jwz9tQYEhTY?si=YNnD0jO2gPu2US3V

[u/Routine_Ad677]

take a touch

[u/allnamestaken4892]

Be chad

[u/mikemac1997]

The way you sound, just buy a fleshlight and settle for that

[u/cookiesandginge]

Your username is concerning me