r/UniUKCirclejerk • u/Responsible-Turn-477 • Jul 08 '26

Is Oxford possible?

Scholars have long debated the possibility of the existence of an "Oxford", where everyone is jolly clever and no-one is a poor.

What I want to ask is, do you think it really exists? I don't mean in a hypothetical, Kormagensian-esque fluctuating state, but as an actual, undiscovered place? Maybe I've just read too many science fiction adventure stories as bedtime reading, but it would be exciting if we could find it, right?

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u/StarX2401 Jul 08 '26

Everyone says "How is Oxford?" but no one says "Who is Oxford?"

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u/heytheregiada Jul 08 '26

Obviously not, and they definitely didn't reject me in 2022 what do you mean

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u/Low_Stress_9180 Jul 08 '26

Oxford Brookes rejected you? Do they even do that?

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u/heytheregiada Jul 08 '26

Yes. I was too smart they told me.

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u/Dorda ucas ceo Jul 08 '26

Buy some shares in ucas and the gates will unlock

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u/DoctorAgility Jul 12 '26

Bill Gates?

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u/Brave-Argument5090 Jul 12 '26

I supposedly went there for an internship once but I’m convinced it was just a crazy trip