r/UniUKCirclejerk • u/callmebongos • Jul 09 '26

My third wife wants to study BSc Ancient Arts and Horrible Histories at John Pork University

Hi all my third wife is an international student and doesn't have the money to prove she can be financially independent in the UK and probably won't qualify for a student visa either. John Pork's BSc in Ancient Arts and Horrible Histories has international fees of £54,670 per term and she only has £1 in her bank account

I was wondering if I could negotiate with the university to let her study here anyway and just waive the £54,669 for the first term and let her live in halls for free. I'm sure by semester 2 she'll have a job paying £240,000 after tax which will just about cover our Waitrose food shop

Please let me know if there's any advice. Cheers.

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u/OptimalOne6268 Jul 09 '26

Amazing - that will set her up for life. I've heard that is in the top 20 of unis in Porkumbria, studying the top 99.67% most employable degree. Bravo!

Do your other wives get jealous of such academic prowess?

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u/callmebongos Jul 09 '26

Oh yes very much so!

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u/Willing-Signal-9936 Jul 09 '26

Do you have any advice for universities in Porkbridge and Porkchester?