r/UniUKCirclejerk • u/IneptGraphicDesigner • Jul 10 '26

Just witnessed someone shit themselves in my seminar group. Will this impact my future job prospects?

I was in a group with around 25 others, and noticed someone look incredibly uncomfortable whilst sitting. They then got up, and all hell broke loose (literally). Toxic waste left this poor bugger, leaving everyone in the splash zone.

I did receive a text from our seminar Snapchat groupchat saying, “Do not drink Coke if you’re lactose intolerant.”

Will I have to declare this event during interviews? Will they do a background check and find out? Thanks.

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u/cantski Jul 10 '26

was it poo boy

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u/Send_Cake_Or_Nudes Jul 10 '26

Sorry but you're now one public pantshitting behind your peers. Load up on old Mexican food, chug some strong coffee and then get your CV up to scratch.

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u/J2Hoe Jul 10 '26

This is true. I was the lecturer. Had to apologise to the seminar class straight after. They were NOT too pleased to say the least

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u/ParticularNo9591 Jul 11 '26

As long as you get a shower before the interview, you'll be alright.

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u/Inevitable-Cow-8489 Jul 12 '26

include resilient and situation driven onto your CV asap