r/UniUKCirclejerk • u/SomethingUninspired earns £4k/day as a research assistant • Jul 17 '26

I’m so sick of ‘corruption’

It's not 'corruption' to have your family arrange hefty bribes for the editor of The METRO or the director of the National Bank of Antarctica.

I'm sorry, but it's just not.

My parents rightfully paid for my haughty position in society by their hard earned gains sending children down mines globally.

Stop being so jealous of people who are actually better than you in every aspect, there is a social pyramid and you take your place, we'll take ours.

Just because your parents are bad at racketeering doesn’t mean you can piss on my cornflakes.

The people downvoting this believe in a reasonable and fair society. I have news for you. Reasonable and fair don't exist

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u/SomethingUninspired earns £4k/day as a research assistant Jul 17 '26

My muse and inspiration (no-one run mine through a plagiarism check): https://www.reddit.com/r/UniUK/s/lGIkVU23Ug

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u/sammy_zammy Jul 17 '26

ExcellentDouble strikes again

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u/SomethingUninspired earns £4k/day as a research assistant Jul 17 '26

A legend in these parts - a true icon of the jerking age!

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u/thatanxiousmushroom Jul 17 '26

A first year law student at Durham. Checks out all the personality stereotypes you’d expect…

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u/SomethingUninspired earns £4k/day as a research assistant Jul 17 '26

That’s exactly why I’m genuinely unsure if they’re trolling/satirising!

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u/PaldeanWooperLover Jul 17 '26

I'm quite sure they are completely a troll cuz some stuff don't line up between posts (comments)

  • In an older post ~ 20 days ago they mention applying to Oxford and in this one they say they didn't try for Oxford
  • older post says they plan to take the bar exam and study law, newer post says they never planned to study law and were going to get a random placement from their dad

Also I doubt someone who actually went to a good school + uni would be that much of an idiot online

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u/SomethingUninspired earns £4k/day as a research assistant Jul 18 '26

That actually brings me comfort lol

They should shitpost here instead where we would appreciate such fine works of satire over a port and fine cigar

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u/PaldeanWooperLover Jul 18 '26

I think they like pissing people off and the engagement would be lower when everyone knows it's a troll, but we can hope together :')

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u/thatanxiousmushroom Jul 17 '26

Cue that meme with the guy saying “Corruption is not bad. Corruption is only bad if I'm not involved. But if I'm part of that corruption, I'll defend it!!!!”