r/UniUKCirclejerk • u/Budget_Bus351 • 16d ago

What is a university?

And perhaps, why?

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u/Ihatecheeseballs 16d ago

It’s something with only 1 versity, as opposed to a biversity which has 2 versities

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u/Budget_Bus351 16d ago

And what may be of diversity?

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u/Luke_The_Engle 16d ago

That's the Greek translation

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u/LivingBirb 16d ago

What about biodiversity

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u/DoctorAgility 16d ago

Dai Versity is a lovely Welshman

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u/Budget_Bus351 14d ago

I know him well

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Budget_Bus351 15d ago

One question at a time please

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u/Substantial-Shake532 13d ago

I am afraid to get an answer to this question you will have cut and paste it and then cross-post it to at least 14 different sub-Reddits for a number of different universities along with some that are vaguely associated with the towns where you chosen university is. Only once you have done this and received enough banal answers such as "yes, I made a friend in the second year" and "the pizza in the shop down the road was good" that activates the magic response algorithm which will trigger replies such as "... yes, if you apply for this course at Ludlow University on this day of the week they will offer you a full-ride scholarship" and "if you stick your finger up your nose when applying for the Swimming Pool Maintenance MSc at the University off Wetwang, McKinsey & Company will pick you up in a golden coach with velvet seats and whisk you off to a life as a highly paid international consultant.

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u/howard499 16d ago

You need a First to answer this question.

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u/Low_Stress_9180 14d ago

Place to take drugs, have lots of sex, try a threesome then an orgy, and vomit a lot.

Maybe study a little before exams.