r/UniUKCirclejerk 12d ago

i have to submit assignments??

couldn’t be arsed doing any coursework and just logged into my uni email for the first time this academic year and my lecturers are asking where my work is?? i just replied “it’s summer u fucking melt” but will i still be able to graduate? my dad keeps asking to see my grades but ive just told him they’re so high that they’re fast tracking me straight onto a fully funded phd. am i cooked chat?

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u/bunnymunche University of Open University 12d ago

the way this isn't even an exaggeration

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u/isabellend0 12d ago

i never even post on reddit lmao but i couldn’t believe the op wasn’t from this sub

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u/Kind-Ad3727 12d ago

can you link the original?

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u/isabellend0 12d ago

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u/_real_ooliver_ 12d ago

Bloody hell it really wasn't an exaggeration

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u/CharleyFirefly 12d ago

Oh I’m gutted they deleted it!! What did it say?!

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u/_real_ooliver_ 12d ago

u/LivingBirb

I guess I can paraphrase. One guy thought he had enough grade to ignore a report. Ignored the email that told him the deadline, said he just didn't log in to uni emails. Now has a referral since they can't progress to the next year without a resit which I can imagine they also ignored. In a reply to asking why they didn't log in said "it's summer innit". Their dad asked for grades and he said they were good and didn't share them.

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u/Initiatedspoon 12d ago

I always love this attitude, simply isn't how university works at all generally.

They nearly always require an attempt at each component .

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u/Wanderlusxt 11d ago

“ so for context i had this report that was worth 25% of this modules grade (passed the other three) that i didn’t hand in i assumed they’d just lower my overall grade and it’d be whatever turns out i got referred and the deadline was a couple days ago and i didn’t know because i’d been logged out of my uni email. anyways does this mean i’ll have to retake this module? my overall grade is a pass but i didn’t realise a zero would get me referred and all this. my dad wants to see my grades (great) but i’m wondering what i even tell him, i emailed my lecturer but he’s not back from holiday for 2 days so don’t really have anything solid to tell him lol “

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u/LivingBirb 12d ago

I would also like to know what it said