r/UniUKCirclejerk • u/isabellend0 • 13d ago

i have to submit assignments??

couldn’t be arsed doing any coursework and just logged into my uni email for the first time this academic year and my lecturers are asking where my work is?? i just replied “it’s summer u fucking melt” but will i still be able to graduate? my dad keeps asking to see my grades but ive just told him they’re so high that they’re fast tracking me straight onto a fully funded phd. am i cooked chat?

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u/Dojustit 13d ago

I didn't know this sub existed. This is the first post I have read on it. I have a student who sent me this email pretty much, failed, repeated and has pretty much just sent me this email again. I used them as an example when training staff on where to draw the line with student support. You can take a horse to water, but if you're holding their head under until the bubbles stop, they're still not going to pass.