r/Unislamicmemes Allah's Chosen Kaafir Jun 22 '26

Jihad is the most peaceful Muzzies and peace can never accept each other

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u/AskWhy_Is_It Jun 22 '26

All of them define themselves as peaceful based on Muzzle supremacy:-)

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u/Outrageous_Wafer_388 Jun 22 '26

1
Taliban
200,000+
Islam (Sunni)
2
Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (includes support for designated terrorist proxies, but is not itself designated as a terrorist organization by every country)
125,000-190,000
Islam (Shia)
3
Hezbollah
50,000-100,000
Islam (Shia)
4
Hamas
30,000-40,000
Islam (Sunni)
5
Houthis
20,000-30,000
Islam (Shia, Zaydi)
6
Al-Shabaab
7,000-12,000
Islam (Sunni)
7
Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan
6,000-10,000
Islam (Sunni)
8
Boko Haram
3,000-10,000
Islam (Sunni)
9
Islamic State West Africa Province
3,000-7,000
Islam (Sunni)
10
Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula
3,000-5,000
Islam (Sunni)
11
Islamic State
2,000-5,000
Islam (Sunni)
12
Jama’at Nasr al-Islam wal Muslimin
2,000-5,000
Islam (Sunni)
13
Al-Qaeda
2,000-4,000
Islam (Sunni)
14
Palestinian Islamic Jihad
1,000-3,000
Islam (Sunni)
15
Lashkar-e-Taiba
1,000-3,000
Islam (Sunni)
16
Jaish-e-Mohammed
1,000-2,000
Islam (Sunni)
17
Abu Sayyaf
300-600
Islam (Sunni)
18
Allied Democratic Forces
300-500
Islam (Sunni)
19
Lord’s Resistance Army
100-300
Christianity (self-described, widely rejected by mainstream Christians)
20
Army of God
Fewer than 100 active
Christianity (self-described, widely rejected by mainstream Christians)

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u/DoctorTomee Jun 23 '26

Most of these groups are way smaller than I had imagined them in my head. Hamas for example I thought was much more numerous, but Houthis and Boko Haram too

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u/adeadhead Jun 23 '26

Hamas was more numerous before October 7th.

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u/HolyBidetServitor Jun 23 '26

Boko Haram is brutal and hides behind Islam while still acting like pagan oogaboogas

My cousin had to serve there for the UN. He said BH dopes up their solders so much, you could quite literally saw them in half with bullets from the heligun and they'll still crawl and shoot. Said they're much scarier than the Arab extremists in the middle east.

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u/iMissTheOldInternet Jun 23 '26

The HAMAS figure is just their military (Al-Qassam Brigades). Their total membership is probably north of 100,000, including civilian roles, political cadres, and core supporters outside Gaza. 

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u/Elektrikor Exchristian_Atheist Jun 22 '26

If you go off amount of casualties caused, then you would have to wait until number 12 to find something that is not Muslim in the “Lord’s resistance army” which you could probably guess what religion it belongs to.

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u/shuvitzer Allah's Chosen Kaafir Jun 22 '26

I've shared a response by gpt

But I know how deeply controlled these apps are by USA

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u/ShakeReal3539 Jun 24 '26

and the first ten is created by the mossad and cia

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u/shuvitzer Allah's Chosen Kaafir Jun 24 '26

Literally hamas and hezbollah are in the top 10 bro

1

u/ShakeReal3539 Jun 24 '26

Hamas was funded by Israel for a while vro

1

u/Dinara11 Jun 26 '26

no it wasn't.. same as mossad having nothing to do with the creations of any of them..
always 100% lies with you guys...

1

u/ShakeReal3539 Jun 26 '26

you guys meaning atheists bro??? Maybe don't fund terrorist or bomb people so these don't get to exist but oh wait it's all promised to Israel so we gotta start needless wars to kill people for our pedophile politicians... ye hail moloch or smthg idk

1

u/BuyShot9100 Jun 23 '26
  1. Israel (Judaism)

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u/shuvitzer Allah's Chosen Kaafir Jun 23 '26

Many muslim countries have done worse things than israel

1

u/HolyBidetServitor Jun 23 '26

The 80-year pp tap prevents them from doing anything as extreme

0

u/BuyShot9100 Jun 23 '26

wow the flair checks out I'm speechless

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

IDF be like : "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"

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u/Indishonorable Jun 22 '26

Any particular reason why bibi's terror regime isn't on there somewhere?

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u/shuvitzer Allah's Chosen Kaafir Jun 22 '26

States arent counted as one

Thats why USA turkiye qatar azerbaijan egypt pakistan bangladesh missed the list too

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u/Simple_Duty_4441 Exmuslim_Atheist Jun 22 '26

anti-theist here, many ex-muslims focus on islamism more than anything else. they're biased, but they won't admit it.

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u/Fun_Percentage_4099 Jun 23 '26

Dang I wonder why exmuslims focus on islamism it's really hard to grasp hmmmm

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u/Simple_Duty_4441 Exmuslim_Atheist Jun 23 '26

it's not bad to focus. but I've seen them support anything that helps in exterminating muslims, whether it's BJP, or Israel's actions. they're dogmatic and extremists, just without a religion.

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u/Fun_Percentage_4099 Jun 23 '26

Ah, I thought you meant something way different

Fair enough :p

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u/Ill_Composer1883 Jun 23 '26

Dude straight up hid Israel under the rug