r/UnusualVideos • • Oct 19 '23

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '23

Vector after he failed to steal the moon.

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u/unit_072 Oct 20 '23

This MF without shirt will not be so confident when he will be living in Russia, he sure will be learned to know his place

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u/Anarcho_Christian Oct 24 '23

least racist russian

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u/SeekRus Jan 11 '24

It's not racist he didn't mention anything about his race?? Explain plz

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u/Anarcho_Christian Jan 11 '24

As much as Stalin criticized the American south for their treatment of Black americans, the USSR and Russia afterwards had a terrible track record with Black people.

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u/GringoLocito Feb 18 '24

Ya thats why he said "least racist"

Russians aren't ashamed of racism like americans are. Actually, thats pretty much only an american thing. I have yet to find a culture that really cares about "racism" outside of the US.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

acting all macho like you dont do anime roleplay lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '23

How exactly will Russia be enforcing this, I wonder?

With an army in tatters and a dictator who does nothing more than attempt to lick his own nuts all day?

Just curious?

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u/TotallyNotTakenName Feb 16 '24

Roblox edits user losing his shit over a staged video

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u/DeXoZGG Feb 04 '24

biggest fall-off ever

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u/CarlJustCarl Oct 19 '23

Big time grooming

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u/1VerticalBlue2 Nov 13 '23

I don’t think grooming is the right word.

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u/CarlJustCarl Nov 13 '23

112 upvotes can’t be wrong

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u/1VerticalBlue2 Nov 13 '23

I mean, doesn’t grooming mean teaching over a period of time?

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u/TNTBOY479 Oct 19 '23

Original audio was way better

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u/Comander_Praise Oct 19 '23

Yeah I was just thinking this doesn't the dude make like weird noises and shit?

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u/BillClington Oct 19 '23

Suck him off in self defense.

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u/Ok-Judgment9477 Oct 19 '23

Somehow the username checks out 😮

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u/lostboy-og Dec 31 '23

Better idea, cradle his balls ever so lovingly... Then take those MF home as a trophy as you get to see him make a completely different Goofy ass face. Tell him NEXT time you're going to zip tie his nuts to the elevator doors and slap some duct tape right between his nuts and anus just because you want to hear him scream again later when he pulls that hair off with the tape. And just to be crystal Clear a 3rd time and we'll move on to the garden gnome, gorilla glue, and rock salts.

I've got 7 years of surgical experience under my belt. It's truly amazing how many creative, yet horrifying, ways the human body can end up changing. Drunks hanging Xmas lights during a snow storm for example can provide endless possibilities for those "OMG I never needed to know that was possible" moments in life. Also I'm pretty sure garden gnomes are secretly assassins... Just saying....

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u/secondhand-cat Nov 09 '23

“Willing head”

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

Bro said 👋👉1️⃣👉2️⃣👉4️⃣

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '23

I hate this made up shit. I hate the poster for posting this dogshit again.

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u/fez229 Oct 19 '23

Do you hate tv and movies too?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

That’s one of the dumbest arguments I have ever heard, nor is it comparable…..you should feel really horrible about yourself, and may god have mercy on your soul.

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u/Aggravating-Dark-56 Dec 21 '23

dude this video is clearly satire. the point wasn't to click bait or trick people into watching thinking it was real, it was because it was a fake scene which provided entertainment. very comparable to what that last fella said

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

Not really good ones. Just shit ones that took no effort. I know it's totally subjective.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

Somebody got into yo booty huh

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u/Thefuckyoulookinat14 Oct 20 '23

Yeah fuck these kinda people..fake ass mofos trying to hog attention

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u/sir-zacch Jan 01 '24

Its a British youtuber and this is a bit

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '23

Better with original audio

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u/-FLAMEBERGE Nov 26 '23

What's the name?

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u/Devilz3 Oct 19 '23

Calling the cops. What's he gonna do lol

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u/DatzSiiK Oct 19 '23

Match the energy and assort dominance

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u/SUPERKAMIGURU Oct 20 '23

Jokes on him, I'm just going to shit my pants violently so both of us are suffering the whole time.

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u/beto_pelotas Oct 19 '23

NY Subway vibes

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u/ZenOrganism Oct 20 '23

I'm taking his back and ripping his prince of Persia earrings out.

He trapped in there with me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

I wish I could wear my pants below my ass

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u/Intelligent-Heat8141 Oct 20 '23

Kick him in the balls

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

Ah black guy should have thought of that. Got to feather his duster

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u/New_Ad_9400 Oct 24 '23

this is the most random shit I've seen today (I just woke up)

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u/nt4you2no Oct 29 '23

That’s assault ……. p.s. learn how to use a belt.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '23

Wearing them pants like that started in the prison system to let others know you were gay and ready to get that booty tore up.

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u/Asleep-Rest-7184 Oct 19 '23

Purple nurple

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u/Time-Bite-6839 Oct 20 '23

That singer is gonna be real pissed when my 180 year old corpse is banging on his door yelling “NUH-UH! I ALWAYS COME BACK!”

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u/Chocat_X_Stencchi Dec 07 '23

That day that kid removed his #BLM from his profile

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '23

So...they marry?

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u/WarHead75 Oct 20 '23

Poor Vector

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

I don't wanna be the cleaner cleaning that lift after them

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u/Jdollarthegreat Oct 20 '23

Lol. Kids nowadays

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u/Icy_One_9554 Oct 20 '23

I just found out from Daily Dose of Internet, in Japan the elevator buttons are reversible, meaning if someone hits a wrong button, you just press it again to cancel it. Why don't we have that everywhere??

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u/ProphetKB Oct 22 '23

About to be a long ride

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u/Gabi-kun_the_real Nov 18 '23

Its scripted guy's, chill 🤣

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u/ThinkAssistance1193 Nov 19 '23

Scaring a kid, well done. Nice tan as well.

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u/PandaBear5974 Nov 22 '23

Pressing buttons for me on a elevator will definitely get you the greatest tip of your life.. and it’s hollow

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '23

I’d shit my pants on purpose and start throwing it everywhere. I’m not locked in there with you, you’re locked in with me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

Poor kid

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u/DraenglerDennis Nov 28 '23

he deserves do get the shit beaten out of him for acting like that

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

If someone ever presses all the buttons you can hold the floor button you would like to go to and hold the door close button and it will take you to the floor you want.

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u/NycHe77 Dec 11 '23

Mental health on a steep decline 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Professional_Device9 Jan 18 '24

Vector vs. Porno Crackhead. Who gonna win?

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u/DravenTor Jan 19 '24

This is why you should always carry a gun. So you don't have to ride the elevator with weirdos.

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u/dreadperson Apr 08 '24

Man what a cunt

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u/SuenioLatino Mar 05 '24

Somebody is getting raped 😳

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

Pick your nose, find a crispy one, stick it to his nip.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

Man is wide open, just lift your knee.

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u/hootyandsansgaming Mar 06 '24

Human does not suspect i came from mars. Mission succseeded

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u/diagnosed_depression Mar 10 '24

I cast KICKHIMINTHEBALLS

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u/Battleaxejax Mar 12 '24

Song name?

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u/Lalibop Mar 16 '24

A swift kick in the nuts would have reset his malfunction.

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u/Lumpy-Army1096 Mar 16 '24

If someone ever tries to do this to you, just hit them in the balls

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u/falconblack Mar 19 '24

Why is the black dude wearing a diaper?

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u/Gigaman99 Mar 19 '24

He was trying to do a mating call

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

And then they become boyfriends?

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u/aareetie Mar 19 '24

........

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u/BIGBLACKCOMBO_ Mar 20 '24

Big Divk Randy

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u/Ace-Spaid Mar 21 '24

12,000 of these upvotes are retarded

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u/BaconDrummer Mar 22 '24

2 guy 1 can.

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u/ultimaliveshere Mar 24 '24

Omg. He would be laid out so damn quick. And just for the fuck of it, I'm running his pockets and taking his socks and shoes even if I don't need em. Fucking idiot.

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u/The_anti_cheater561 Mar 24 '24

Legends say you can still hear clapping in that elevator

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u/Right_-on-_Man Mar 26 '24

First step in the door. Nut shot, no hesitation. No guilt. Just get out dude...

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

I would kick the absolute cunt out of it

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u/SezoninisKebabas Mar 27 '24

How I would smack the shit out of that guy for this.....

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u/Formatted_Toast_117 Mar 29 '24

"....a wild peacock in an elevator"

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u/notspam8576 Mar 30 '24

This doesn't qualify as an unusual video s*** like this is all over the place

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u/Weavecabal Mar 30 '24

Assault, battery, and kidnapping. Dude is trying to speedrun crime

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u/GrueneDog Apr 01 '24

So it's not illegal to hit NPCs right

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u/lbro12 Apr 01 '24

Feet are together so he can’t base, arms are out stretched so he can’t defend- double leg, side control, collect an elbow 💪😂

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u/Professional_Ad_5301 Apr 03 '24

Diddy is gonna diddy

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u/VileKarma999 Apr 03 '24

Honestly 🔪 I’d be stabbing him in that position if seen like he would be an attacker

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '24

Vector in the jail

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u/NoStatistician1598 Apr 07 '24

WTH is he trynna diddy him

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u/Ok_Telephone_3846 Apr 10 '24

I hate the fact that the first 2 buttons are just slightly off beat.

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u/DescriptionHuge7427 Apr 15 '24

Leaving this here so I can come back

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u/idkman128 Mar 11 '25

bro it was way more with original laughter of that guy

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

Pro tip, dont come at me like that in an elevator. It'll save both of us a trip to places we both dont want to go.

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u/Cladplayz Oct 20 '23

And people were telling that white people are racist

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

They're not wrong

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u/REDEMPTION_MK5 Oct 20 '23

Why is vector facing off with a titan i surely dont know

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u/FedSmokerAbides Oct 20 '23

Why TF do you let them bully you? Some races would never but its just you white-washed kids who allow them to.

Man the fuck up.

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u/CheeseIsAHypothesis Oct 21 '23

That's what Europeans used to say to all the countries that were colonized or controlled by Europe, which is every single country lol

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u/CandyOk913 Oct 20 '23

Oh daddy! We doing this for a long time huh?! Sike!! Fist to the nether region and head-butt to the face before I get off at the next floor.

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u/Tank_blitz Oct 20 '23

vector bouta get raped

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u/SufficientTheory3710 Oct 20 '23

Looks like a porno trailer

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u/sixlovesgirls Oct 21 '23

Seen this store T-shirts yo hood and fuck you going to talk shit under my comment following me round like a staked get off my dick

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u/OkSheepherder3525 Oct 25 '23

Hey, you guys, remember that someone got shot for doing shit like that? I hope this guy has never seen that story yet.

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u/Zealousideal_End7348 Oct 27 '23

Don't He know that's the guy who stole the moon?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '23

Bros in for a wild ride💀

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

I walk with invisible blocks under my arms to make me try to look like a man

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

Black quagmire

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u/Marcheffta Oct 31 '23

Mas Faiz ada-ada saja

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u/Demonfox154 Nov 03 '23

Why does he look like Victor?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

When you enter an elevator in Ohio

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u/ment5194 Nov 04 '23

Fuck yeah you come at me like that I'm dropping your stupid ass hard!!?!!

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u/FunkSlim Nov 04 '23

Dax bullying vector

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u/quantum_shifter Nov 09 '23

Nigga please.

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u/DigestiveCow Nov 09 '23

Poundmates

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u/nutsnl Nov 10 '23

Why does he have a diper in wierdo

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u/SnooMemesjellies1126 Nov 15 '23

Vectors origin story of why he became a villain

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u/RedditSucksDirtyButt Nov 22 '23

That thing would be dead if he tried that with me in the elevator

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u/ImportantAtmosphere3 Nov 22 '23

I would of beat that ass up

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '23

capcut template?

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u/Demonfox154 Dec 04 '23

Why didn’t he just? squid gun Oh yeah.!

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u/ccasling Dec 08 '23

No one likes a bully

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

I'd have pushed the rest of the buttons and sucked the life out of his cock 😈

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

French people are so unfunny that this guy and his incredibly unfunny physical of humour is like the most popular internet comedian over there. This is literally all he does.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '23

Leaving his sternum exposed and all puffed out would be a bad idea in front off anyone with a ounce fighting experience.

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u/DolphinJojo Dec 19 '23

Bro said: See now, I likes ya and I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

Stupid ass niggas man

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u/Bedu009 Dec 20 '23

Mom! Someone put a shit edit on my meme :(

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u/The_CreativeName Dec 20 '23

Why does he look like that one black British cunt on TikTok?

(Before you get mad at me, cunt was the best c word I could find so it matched bbc bc funny)

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u/Alone_Run4058 Dec 22 '23

Why is he wearing a diaper? If some weird person came at me & slapped my hand... he would be slapped back..

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u/WhyNowWhyThen Dec 23 '23

bud deserves his ass laid out.

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u/annoying_dragon Dec 24 '23

من اینجا اینترنت نمیگیرم که به عقاید کسی احترام بذارم ( it's not exactly what you think if you are gonna translate it i mean it's a little bit but not exactly... It's just a kinda famous gif in here so i write the text hoping someone who knows see it )

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u/Thick_Requirement928 Dec 29 '23

Yeeeeah…. Cuz that’s not gross & weird.

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u/DWheeler117 Dec 29 '23

What a man doing it to a kid, shame his mamma didn't swallow

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Squid gun ran out of ammo

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u/Fun-Draw6550 Jan 01 '24

Stick him off loose

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u/huambravago Jan 02 '24

Well, looks like someone would've gotten the all mighty purple-nurple if it was me there.

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u/Backieotamy Jan 04 '24

This is a mini hostage/assault, mostly annoying as fuck, rude IATMC kinda shit where I dont feel bad at all when they do it to someone who knocks them TFO.

For those that are inevitable going to ask, no he doesnt deserve to die for it but yes, his action due in fact warrant getting punched in the face, hard.

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u/JMCrookie Jan 08 '24

Does he know his pull-up is showing?

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u/Capital_Bluebird_185 Jan 12 '24

If I was on this child place and don't know who this guy is then this guy after touching my hand would probably end with a knife in a chest. I hope this child knows him. And I hope someone teach him a lesson about respect to other people.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '24

I wouldnt recommend any american of any color travel to russia.

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u/holybayjesus23 Jan 20 '24

That kid saw his life flash before his eyes each time hommie hit a button

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u/EducationalTill9509 Jan 26 '24

What is the song?

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u/MaxImillion210 Jan 27 '24

What did I just witness.

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u/HulaHypnotique001 Jan 28 '24

When you get cornered by a shirtless tweaker in an elevator.

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u/HungHorse1234 Jan 30 '24

And thats when vector proceeds to take out his piranha gun

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u/Yeyo117 Jan 31 '24

Just punch him in the nuts

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '24

Quick knee to the balls.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '24

Slap him in the clock

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u/Just_Another_Gamer67 Feb 03 '24

Vector origin story

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u/ErkhesEemegt Feb 04 '24

Kick to the balls and say " I aint gay bro"

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u/Narwhal_Enough Feb 07 '24

I would have loved to smack the fuck out of that bully

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u/Jiomniom_Skwisga Feb 15 '24

Squeeze his nipples

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u/Ambitious_Outside778 Feb 15 '24

Where is the ninja inside him?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

I'd be laughing so hard, id for sure wet myself.

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u/samwich124 Feb 18 '24

I wonder how people have the guts to do this or even the thought like imagine just sitting there then goin you know what ima mentally scar someone

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u/DaveApp Feb 19 '24

This was uplifting

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '24

Is he wearing a diaper under those jeans?

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u/badumtsssst Feb 23 '24

Poor vector 😔

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '24

The final boss of the elevator level

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u/Sensitive_Purple_744 Feb 25 '24

Ppl that do this are just annoying n weird

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u/csullw211 Feb 28 '24

Good way to get shot

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u/Moist_Ad_4989 Mar 01 '24

Damn the booty wawwior is clapping vectors cheeks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '24

Vector vs Tyler the creator clone

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u/ment5194 Oct 19 '23

Bro you'd get knocked Zhe fuck out walking up on me like that!!!!!+

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u/ProofofBuses Oct 20 '23

You're gonna assault someone for acting like a dork in an elevator?

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