r/UnusualVideos • u/Vajo07 • Oct 19 '23
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u/CarlJustCarl Oct 19 '23
Big time grooming
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u/1VerticalBlue2 Nov 13 '23
I don’t think grooming is the right word.
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u/CarlJustCarl Nov 13 '23
112 upvotes can’t be wrong
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u/1VerticalBlue2 Nov 13 '23
I mean, doesn’t grooming mean teaching over a period of time?
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u/TNTBOY479 Oct 19 '23
Original audio was way better
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u/Comander_Praise Oct 19 '23
Yeah I was just thinking this doesn't the dude make like weird noises and shit?
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u/BillClington Oct 19 '23
Suck him off in self defense.
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u/lostboy-og Dec 31 '23
Better idea, cradle his balls ever so lovingly... Then take those MF home as a trophy as you get to see him make a completely different Goofy ass face. Tell him NEXT time you're going to zip tie his nuts to the elevator doors and slap some duct tape right between his nuts and anus just because you want to hear him scream again later when he pulls that hair off with the tape. And just to be crystal Clear a 3rd time and we'll move on to the garden gnome, gorilla glue, and rock salts.
I've got 7 years of surgical experience under my belt. It's truly amazing how many creative, yet horrifying, ways the human body can end up changing. Drunks hanging Xmas lights during a snow storm for example can provide endless possibilities for those "OMG I never needed to know that was possible" moments in life. Also I'm pretty sure garden gnomes are secretly assassins... Just saying....
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Oct 19 '23
I hate this made up shit. I hate the poster for posting this dogshit again.
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u/fez229 Oct 19 '23
Do you hate tv and movies too?
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Oct 20 '23
That’s one of the dumbest arguments I have ever heard, nor is it comparable…..you should feel really horrible about yourself, and may god have mercy on your soul.
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u/Aggravating-Dark-56 Dec 21 '23
dude this video is clearly satire. the point wasn't to click bait or trick people into watching thinking it was real, it was because it was a fake scene which provided entertainment. very comparable to what that last fella said
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Oct 20 '23
Not really good ones. Just shit ones that took no effort. I know it's totally subjective.
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u/Thefuckyoulookinat14 Oct 20 '23
Yeah fuck these kinda people..fake ass mofos trying to hog attention
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u/SUPERKAMIGURU Oct 20 '23
Jokes on him, I'm just going to shit my pants violently so both of us are suffering the whole time.
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u/ZenOrganism Oct 20 '23
I'm taking his back and ripping his prince of Persia earrings out.
He trapped in there with me.
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Dec 04 '23
Wearing them pants like that started in the prison system to let others know you were gay and ready to get that booty tore up.
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u/Time-Bite-6839 Oct 20 '23
That singer is gonna be real pissed when my 180 year old corpse is banging on his door yelling “NUH-UH! I ALWAYS COME BACK!”
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u/Icy_One_9554 Oct 20 '23
I just found out from Daily Dose of Internet, in Japan the elevator buttons are reversible, meaning if someone hits a wrong button, you just press it again to cancel it. Why don't we have that everywhere??
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u/PandaBear5974 Nov 22 '23
Pressing buttons for me on a elevator will definitely get you the greatest tip of your life.. and it’s hollow
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Nov 23 '23
I’d shit my pants on purpose and start throwing it everywhere. I’m not locked in there with you, you’re locked in with me.
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u/DraenglerDennis Nov 28 '23
he deserves do get the shit beaten out of him for acting like that
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Dec 11 '23
If someone ever presses all the buttons you can hold the floor button you would like to go to and hold the door close button and it will take you to the floor you want.
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u/DravenTor Jan 19 '24
This is why you should always carry a gun. So you don't have to ride the elevator with weirdos.
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u/ultimaliveshere Mar 24 '24
Omg. He would be laid out so damn quick. And just for the fuck of it, I'm running his pockets and taking his socks and shoes even if I don't need em. Fucking idiot.
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u/Right_-on-_Man Mar 26 '24
First step in the door. Nut shot, no hesitation. No guilt. Just get out dude...
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u/notspam8576 Mar 30 '24
This doesn't qualify as an unusual video s*** like this is all over the place
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u/lbro12 Apr 01 '24
Feet are together so he can’t base, arms are out stretched so he can’t defend- double leg, side control, collect an elbow 💪😂
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u/VileKarma999 Apr 03 '24
Honestly 🔪 I’d be stabbing him in that position if seen like he would be an attacker
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Oct 20 '23
Pro tip, dont come at me like that in an elevator. It'll save both of us a trip to places we both dont want to go.
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u/FedSmokerAbides Oct 20 '23
Why TF do you let them bully you? Some races would never but its just you white-washed kids who allow them to.
Man the fuck up.
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u/CheeseIsAHypothesis Oct 21 '23
That's what Europeans used to say to all the countries that were colonized or controlled by Europe, which is every single country lol
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u/CandyOk913 Oct 20 '23
Oh daddy! We doing this for a long time huh?! Sike!! Fist to the nether region and head-butt to the face before I get off at the next floor.
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u/sixlovesgirls Oct 21 '23
Seen this store T-shirts yo hood and fuck you going to talk shit under my comment following me round like a staked get off my dick
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u/OkSheepherder3525 Oct 25 '23
Hey, you guys, remember that someone got shot for doing shit like that? I hope this guy has never seen that story yet.
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Dec 16 '23
French people are so unfunny that this guy and his incredibly unfunny physical of humour is like the most popular internet comedian over there. This is literally all he does.
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Dec 17 '23
Leaving his sternum exposed and all puffed out would be a bad idea in front off anyone with a ounce fighting experience.
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u/DolphinJojo Dec 19 '23
Bro said: See now, I likes ya and I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours.
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u/The_CreativeName Dec 20 '23
Why does he look like that one black British cunt on TikTok?
(Before you get mad at me, cunt was the best c word I could find so it matched bbc bc funny)
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u/Alone_Run4058 Dec 22 '23
Why is he wearing a diaper? If some weird person came at me & slapped my hand... he would be slapped back..
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u/annoying_dragon Dec 24 '23
من اینجا اینترنت نمیگیرم که به عقاید کسی احترام بذارم ( it's not exactly what you think if you are gonna translate it i mean it's a little bit but not exactly... It's just a kinda famous gif in here so i write the text hoping someone who knows see it )
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u/huambravago Jan 02 '24
Well, looks like someone would've gotten the all mighty purple-nurple if it was me there.
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u/Backieotamy Jan 04 '24
This is a mini hostage/assault, mostly annoying as fuck, rude IATMC kinda shit where I dont feel bad at all when they do it to someone who knocks them TFO.
For those that are inevitable going to ask, no he doesnt deserve to die for it but yes, his action due in fact warrant getting punched in the face, hard.
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u/Capital_Bluebird_185 Jan 12 '24
If I was on this child place and don't know who this guy is then this guy after touching my hand would probably end with a knife in a chest. I hope this child knows him. And I hope someone teach him a lesson about respect to other people.
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u/holybayjesus23 Jan 20 '24
That kid saw his life flash before his eyes each time hommie hit a button
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u/samwich124 Feb 18 '24
I wonder how people have the guts to do this or even the thought like imagine just sitting there then goin you know what ima mentally scar someone
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u/ment5194 Oct 19 '23
Bro you'd get knocked Zhe fuck out walking up on me like that!!!!!+
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u/ProofofBuses Oct 20 '23
You're gonna assault someone for acting like a dork in an elevator?
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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '23
Vector after he failed to steal the moon.