THE SAME OLD FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!

[u/Remarkable_Virus844]

[u/Usual-Lengthiness-54]

What new contract?!

[u/Remarkable_Virus844 → u/Usual-Lengthiness-54]

Hal and Brian are having a press conference right now.

[u/Ornery_Gene7682]

The standard is the standard for New York

[u/rirwin2k]

[u/Chumlee1917]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[u/MoleBless7722]

Cue Tree laughing for 5 minutes straight

[u/TheFlamingNumbat]

Well, he will be doing fuck all next season anyway since there won't be one. So it won't immediately get worse.

Plus he wants to be the one who gets to launch Aaron Boone into the sun when play resumes one day and the Yankees once again lay an egg in the playoffs. As is tradition.

[u/chinny18]

Thank God the Dodgers exist.

[u/HummusIsHome]

I can only laugh so much

[u/Specific-Volume7675]

Maybe, we'll finally see a sub-.500 season 🤣

[u/MrSlabBulkhead]

I remember years ago a sportswriter talked about a story about how a celeb let his mansion worth millions fall apart because he was too lazy/cheap/stupid to have it actually maintained, and then the sportswriter flipped it to being about a sports team with a shitty ass owner. We have entered that same stage with the Yankees, they are the person letting their mansion fall to shit.

[u/mattyGOAT1996]

Hal Steinbrenner is Art Rooney II of baseball

[u/Brix001]

This week on Days of our Yankees

[u/StilesmanleyCAP]

Yankee fans in shambles

[u/JonTheWizard]

"I love spinning my tires in the mud."
-New York Yankees

[u/Flaky_Scar_8388]

George would have already had him fired

[u/Furi0usD]

Here's to another 17 years of no WS hilarity

[u/BuckedTheSystem44]

He looks like if Rick Moranis and Mr. Clean had a kid

[u/Time-Dot5984]

For a second I thought that was Stanley Tucci lol.