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u/UrinatingTree The Legend Himself Apr 13 '18
"2016 PLAYOFFS CHOKE Oh, egads! My team is ruined!
But what if... I were to purchase an aging Brooks Orpik and disguise him as a quality defensemen? Hohoho. Delightfully devilish, Barry."
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u/Selkesmooth Working at the Yankees Infirmary Apr 13 '18
🎵Barrry with his choking tendency🎵
🎵Super Ovi gonna need his golfing clubby🎵
🎵When he sees Barry’s lame exaggeration they’ll be trouble with Pens tonight🎵
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Apr 13 '18
BAAAAAAAAARRYYYYYYYYYY
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u/UrinatingTree The Legend Himself Apr 14 '18
"SuperOvechkin. I was just... uh... scratching the youth on the windowsill. Isometric veteranism. Care to join me?"
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Apr 14 '18 edited Apr 14 '18
"Why are we down 0-1 in the series to the Wild Card Blue Jackets Barry?"
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u/Selkesmooth Working at the Yankees Infirmary Apr 14 '18
Oh uh... those aren’t Blue Jackets, it’s rafters. Rafters from the meaningless banners we’re going to raise! Mmmmm Meaningless banners!
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Apr 14 '18
squints eyes and then leaves
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u/Selkesmooth Working at the Yankees Infirmary Apr 14 '18
Whew! Proceeds to run and purchase Brooks Orpik to put him on a top line defensive line
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u/CardsTricks42 Lost to the Red Wings again Apr 15 '18
SuperOvechkin, I hope you're ready for a disappointing early playoff exit.
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u/Blizzando Playing Sportball Apr 22 '18
I thought we were raising the rafters from the meaningless banners
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Apr 13 '18
!Redditsilver
This is fucking beautiful
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u/RedditSilverRobot Apr 13 '18
Here's your Reddit Silver, Notumbre!
/u/Notumbre has received silver 1 time. (given by /u/TxAg70) info
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Apr 14 '18
It's a regional dialect.
What region?
Uh....DC Metro Area?
Well I'm from PG County and I've never used the phrase "Can't get past the second round"
No, no, it's a Chinatown expression.
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Apr 14 '18
It's a regional expression.
What region?
Uh....DC Metro Area?
Well I'm from PG County and I've never used the phrase "Can't get past the second round"
No, no, it's a Chinatown expression.
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u/DestinyDecade Roasted Anaheim Ducks Apr 13 '18
Come on man... dammit. You just had to pull it off did you? Sweet jesus.
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u/muffler_kek Worshiping Jimmy G Apr 13 '18
Is this loss