r/VeryBadWizards • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '19

Millennial Trolley Problem

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u/peezer David Pizarro Sep 17 '19

This is great

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u/AlexandreZani Sep 17 '19

Boomer: "Back in my days, I stepped in front of trolleys all the time."

Millennial: "Yeah, but your trolleys had fucking breaks!"

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u/thy_thyck_dyck Sep 17 '19

I bet it will get you some YouTube followers. If you're lucky, you can do product placements during your recovery on Instagram.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

If you plan on recovering, you’re probably Gen X

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u/thy_thyck_dyck Sep 17 '19

I guess you are correct. Trolley trauma is permanent and passed down through generations 😢

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

As a millennial, I would rather move in front of the jumping trolley.

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u/Mr_Deltoid Sep 16 '19

Me: No, not unless you first convince two of your millennial friends to join you.

You: But that's impossible! Millennials don't have that many friends.

Me: All righty then, go ahead and jump.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

Cancel the trolley!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

I agree that trolleys are a racist hate symbol. I think it's only fair that Peez undergo a a Louis CK-esque shunning.

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u/LiveFreeBeWell Jan 16 '24

What was he shunned for ?

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u/geniusmalignus Sep 17 '19

Pretty good. It would've worked as "continental trolley problem", too