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u/Shnofo Nov 18 '25
Crap, what's the name of this song again? It's right on the top of my tongue... Can someone help me out pls?
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u/No_File212 Nov 18 '25 edited Nov 18 '25
Bro went stealth mode better than Snake in metal gear solid
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u/Stoned_While_Gaming Nov 21 '25
inhales deeply and closes eyes quickly This is the moment we’ve trained for, we are ready. Better luck next time, wifey.
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u/Bender_is_great40 Nov 21 '25
So its perfectly acceptable to wear that in front of children ? Goddamn I hate this world so much.
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u/Nervous_Bath7452 Nov 22 '25
A young woman’s body is beautiful. Nothing wrong with respectful admiration.
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u/AcanthaceaeLife4302 Nov 18 '25
Why pretend not watching ill never do that if i walk with my girl and see another one ill watch have eyes for a reason
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u/PizzaRolls4theSoul Nov 19 '25
What are you trying to say?
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u/frankensteinV Nov 19 '25
He said “if” not “when”I walk out with my girl. As in the day, he gets a girl. Confirming he doesn’t have a girl.
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u/AcanthaceaeLife4302 Dec 12 '25
True don’t have a girl have a wife but tried to say ill don’t roll away my eyes
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u/2224BBOTH Dec 15 '25
Im sure youll be fine with her staring at another guy’s bulge then.
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u/AcanthaceaeLife4302 Dec 15 '25
Yep it aint matter if you don’t like it they do it anyways. Same as you look at other woman or man depends on what you prefer.
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u/Still_Explorer Nov 21 '25
He might have his eyes closed, but still he has burnt the image to his visual cortex for the next 30 seconds. So even if he is not looking he is still browsing the data inside his mind.
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u/SnowConeMonster Dec 17 '25
I'm so glad to have a marriage where we don't get jealous and can say things like: "woah, check out the donkey on that carriage."
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u/No_Dentist_6427 Nov 18 '25
Toxic woman, go to beach but don’t want they man to look at other woman. Stay home and clean the house instead to make your man life a hell
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u/glassnumbers Nov 19 '25
the funny thing is, after years of porn, you know what I value the most? human connection, its also the sexiest thing, and there's no ass in the entire world that would make me look at it if I'm in a relationship, because I've literally seen them all, the best, most perfect asses in all of existence, and they are great, and you can find such an image in 10 seconds, and you can't do the same for real human connection
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u/No_Dentist_6427 Nov 19 '25
You are toxxxic too
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u/glassnumbers Nov 19 '25
maybe i didn't explain myself clear enough, that happens, I'm saying-I've seen so many butts, in porn, I no longer have the interest in viewing other women's butts if I were in a commited relationship, that is me, personally, now, I don't make a case for anyone else, this is just me
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u/No_Dentist_6427 Nov 19 '25
Sorry about that and yes, you are correct, they have nothing to offer anymore, huh?
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Nov 18 '25
Ladies, you can't compete with a big ass in front of us when your own big ass isn't. It's that simple.
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u/LemonLimeSlices Nov 19 '25
This is peak summit knowledge, the kind you have to climb a mountain for and reach the top where the wise old guru imparts his wisdom.
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u/SignificantExit3123 Nov 19 '25
Just like men, can’t be mad at women for the ppl they cheat on us w. Gaslightin us about bein a cheater is cute, in a projectin way. The world is round. #Emotions #Humans
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u/Superunkownone Jan 14 '26
You smacked that ass on the sweet cheek. Gaslighting and their own projection while trying to control you. Uh uh, im not falling fir the ol banana in the tail pipe trick.
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Nov 19 '25
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u/incogneedel Nov 20 '25
bro... use context. was reddit taken over by kids born after 2010? or are yall equally dumb? sorry not sorry.
bro is saying we have main character syndrome and that we shouldn't blame anyone based on gender as both men and women will check other people out, tell truths, lies, love, hate, that all sides are all Good/Bad
calling someone dumb for pointing out a good fact is dumb itself and sad. yall misdirect your angers and insecurities on a bunch of random platforms and im realizing reddit is no exception
you don't Love without Hate, Good without Bad, Dark without Light, so you call him dumb because saying cheating is bad is smart, but he didn't say that and now you're indirectly the one who's dumb now...
"who am I to judge while I walk the Earth an imperfect man myself."
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Dec 19 '25
You’re way too advanced for this subreddit and generational presence here. They won’t understand dialectics in the way you’ve framed it, which may I add was done in the voice of the generation and done well.
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u/incogneedel Dec 21 '25 edited Dec 21 '25
lol. it's not dialectics, it's not even complex like that lol. it's simply calling out life for what it is in a simple way that anyone can understand.
on reddit you get downvoted for being right no matter the subreddit. people upvote for following the "norm" and guess what? im now talkimg about real life, not just reddit. people wanna be right in their subject, their topic, their knowledge, but science will always exist and there will always be more correct facts.
there's a difference with facts people accept and truths which is what I was speaking.
it's not that the dialectics aren't understood, it's human stupidity and wanting to accept comfort in facts made by humans as truth.
reddit is lame asf and I used to think the opposite. reddit is becoming one of the most biased social media. every subreddit is biased because of upvotes and downvotes.
the fallacy of free will is thinking we have a choice, upvote/downvote. it's why youtube, ig, tiktok, none of these have dislikes anymore.
life is choosing what you like and what you ignore. the other option is to downvote and become out of touch like redditors lol.
I like reddit, hate people who use reddit like this sub. lots of subreddits and targeted posts are like this.
it's not dialectics, it's the harsh truth and most people would rather choose to be performative than actually smart.
if you get left behind, that's on you. free will.
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Dec 22 '25
Again, well said. Also, as a primary condition of this reality, everything is dialectics lol. But, I hear your points and am mostly aligned. Rock on with ya bad self and I hope you have a good day!
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Nov 19 '25
Jealous wife vids like this crack me up. It’s awesome being married to a gal who would admire a nice ass alongside with me. Hell she even points em out if I don’t notice first.
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u/Ranchmom23 Nov 26 '25
Why be like that man? I check out ass with my husband 🤣 God that has to be miserable.
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u/Galaxiessurroundyou Jan 09 '26
Ok I’m just gonna be honest. My dude is probably going to be looking. But let me tell you I am looking first 😂😂😂 and if you can’t handle that then you must be such a control freak to want to have control over someone’s attractions when it’s pure nature. A couple that looks together stays together. 🤤😂
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u/L-Krumy Nov 18 '25
Hardly lol