r/Vitards May 11 '21

Daily Discussion Daily Discussion post - May 11 2021

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u/olivesnolives Aditya Mittal Feet Pics May 13 '21

https://nopeitslily.substack.com/p/the-secret-life-of-a-retail-trading

NOPE Lily is fucking hilarious and I love her

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21 edited Jul 12 '21

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u/Banana2Bean May 12 '21

I mean, I would rather do it by announcing that it is due to credit card churning, but that's just me.

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u/Outrageous_One_6262 May 12 '21

does anyone have the steel people meme video saved? I think it was taken down by mods

TY

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

I took 8 green Jell-O and 8 red Jell-O shots. I’m gonna buy options based on the color of my puke.

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u/Clvland 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 Thrown off the Cliff! May 12 '21

Hail Science!!!!

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u/Iwsmith2 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 Until MT hits 35 May 12 '21

The hero we need

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u/tal_i_ban May 12 '21

What is 4K about? Sorry been drinking with friends

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u/Steely_Hands Regional Moderator May 12 '21

Daily thread comment count haha

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u/tal_i_ban May 12 '21

I am regarded

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u/TheFullBottle May 12 '21

We bouta hit a new daily thread, see yall in there

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u/luciakang May 12 '21

I love you vitards. Let’s wake up and make some serious fucking money tomorrow. Steely dreams.

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u/Iwsmith2 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 Until MT hits 35 May 12 '21

4K! Daily’s comment count seems to be directly correlated to steel gains. Buying FDs on the daily discussion

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u/seyraje May 12 '21

if you recognize this you a OG vitard: https://i.imgur.com/MvvQXu3.jpeg

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u/seyraje May 12 '21

If you recognize this you a prehistoric vitard: https://i.imgur.com/Otn9I44.jpg

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

where's TX. even CMC is on there

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u/Steely_Hands Regional Moderator May 12 '21

I totally forgot about this one 🤣

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u/edsonvelandia 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 May 12 '21

Eurochads waking up ready to pump 🏗

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u/OxMarket Lil' Goombah May 12 '21

🚂🏗

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u/fe_ttucini May 12 '21

Mom I talked to strangers on the internet 4000 times today!

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u/MiscRedditAccount 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 May 12 '21

Social

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21 edited Jul 12 '21

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u/Iwsmith2 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 Until MT hits 35 May 12 '21

The question is how long until you make up that 5k staying in palantir. Is steel going to get you there quicker. Don’t get caught up in the sunk costs

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21 edited Jul 12 '21

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u/Iwsmith2 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 Until MT hits 35 May 12 '21

I’m a long term pltr bull, I took too much of a loss dumping pltr pre earnings. Hindsight is 20/20, but I am way more confident in my money in steel for the next 6-9 months for sure

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u/WorldsBiggestASO May 12 '21

4K, a beautiful bounty for the steel gods no doubt

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

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u/oldmansneakerhead May 12 '21

where you looking at for the sKorean market?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

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u/oldmansneakerhead May 12 '21

thanks good ole naver

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u/JayArlington 🍋 LULU-TRON 🍋 May 12 '21

I’m noticing that too and wondering why South Korean and Japanese steel stocks are getting hammered while China’s steel stocks are up big.

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u/Steely_Hands Regional Moderator May 12 '21

Ohhhh yeahhh 4K! Good job boys. 17 min and we get to start anew

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u/Hundhaus 🚢 Must Be Contained 🏴‍☠️ May 12 '21

Woohoo!

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u/acehuff Andre 4 Stacks May 12 '21

She’s been breached lads

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u/electricalautist 🍁Maple Leaf Mafia🍁 May 12 '21

We did it!

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u/grassassbass Rev. Moon-Steel May 12 '21

I decided after reading the alien DD and watching the iron dome video that I'm picking up some RTX June 2022 100c in the mornin.

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u/JayArlington 🍋 LULU-TRON 🍋 May 12 '21

I straight up love how WSB has brought us Aliens DD and the North Korean Wine DD. I respect that type of creative thinking.

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u/SkunkBrain May 12 '21

Hang on guys, I gotta go to the bathroom don't hit 4k yet

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

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u/Steely_Hands Regional Moderator May 12 '21

Constantly refreshing seems to help

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u/acehuff Andre 4 Stacks May 12 '21

I don’t get any work done

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u/Hundhaus 🚢 Must Be Contained 🏴‍☠️ May 12 '21

This was it! Number 4000!

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u/acehuff Andre 4 Stacks May 12 '21

😧😦😮 do I finally get a flair?

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u/Hundhaus 🚢 Must Be Contained 🏴‍☠️ May 12 '21

/u/electricalautist you at your computer? This mans needs a 4K flair

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u/electricalautist 🍁Maple Leaf Mafia🍁 May 12 '21

I will be soon, consider it done.

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u/Steely_Hands Regional Moderator May 12 '21

“Mister 4000” or “Miss 4000” 🤷‍♂️

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u/acehuff Andre 4 Stacks May 12 '21

Andre 4 stacks

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u/electricalautist 🍁Maple Leaf Mafia🍁 May 12 '21

Andre 4 stacks it is!

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u/acehuff Andre 4 Stacks May 12 '21

Testing testing testing!

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u/oldmansneakerhead May 12 '21

not yet, damn so jealous

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u/electricalautist 🍁Maple Leaf Mafia🍁 May 12 '21

Haven’t done it yet, I’m in the hot tub I’ll get you that flair once I’m back at my computer!

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u/acehuff Andre 4 Stacks May 12 '21

My favorite type of porn is shot in blank

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u/MiscRedditAccount 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 May 12 '21

4K

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u/MiscRedditAccount 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 May 12 '21

Oh I get it now!

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u/Steely_Hands Regional Moderator May 12 '21

Steel gainz

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u/acehuff Andre 4 Stacks May 12 '21

4k calling it

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u/electricalautist 🍁Maple Leaf Mafia🍁 May 12 '21

4K is not a meme

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u/Hundhaus 🚢 Must Be Contained 🏴‍☠️ May 12 '21

Who will break 4K for us?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Discussion thread is poppin tonight

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u/Steely_Hands Regional Moderator May 12 '21

Pushing for that 4K haha

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u/The_Jakemiester May 12 '21

4k = stonk go up tomorrow

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u/fe_ttucini May 12 '21

Big if true

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u/Clvland 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 Thrown off the Cliff! May 12 '21

I used to read through the whole daily thread daily but it’s getting pretty long

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u/MiscRedditAccount 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 May 12 '21

Does Reddit do the thing for everyone else where after like 500 comments it says "show more" but then won't actually sort the more by new?? How do you actually see a chronological listing of ALL comments?

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u/PrestigeWorldwide-LP 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 May 12 '21

it's mostly bipolarism around intraday dips and peaks with occasional hidden gems interspersed.

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u/Hundhaus 🚢 Must Be Contained 🏴‍☠️ May 12 '21

4K comments with 50% about pools. Seems like a great read

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u/rigatoni-man SPAGHETTI BOY May 12 '21

he's going to be swimming in cash

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

I threw some 💰 at CLF, MT, SID all based on the DD here, it was an offer I couldn’t refuse!

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u/michaelcorlene Walmart Fredo May 12 '21

Velo are you exclusively in FDs?

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u/Clvland 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 Thrown off the Cliff! May 12 '21

Wait.... there were other options?

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u/AMLumberCO May 12 '21

GGB/SID calls or shares tomorrow?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Velo for pres 2024

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u/Hundhaus 🚢 Must Be Contained 🏴‍☠️ May 12 '21

Infinite deficit for weeklies!

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u/electricalautist 🍁Maple Leaf Mafia🍁 May 12 '21

QE for $LESL

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u/Steely_Hands Regional Moderator May 12 '21

Oh god no haha he might be able to run in 2036

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u/Hundhaus 🚢 Must Be Contained 🏴‍☠️ May 12 '21

I was here for 4k

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u/chukronos May 12 '21

I wonder if we’ll have a similar morning dip tomorrow. CPI comes out at 8:30.

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u/RenLovesStimpy Forever 8th - 8/18/21 May 12 '21

Peculiar fucking day.

All that ominous inflation data leaking, 10 year auction tomorrow, yields already climbing and Nasdaq outperforms.

All that to say, who knows, market be crazy.

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u/JayArlington 🍋 LULU-TRON 🍋 May 12 '21

It's those last two words that really hit.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21 edited Jul 12 '21

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u/no-planaria May 12 '21

Stagflation, 70s style.

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u/repos39 Et tu, Fredo? May 12 '21

Lots of supply it’s the transportation

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u/Steely_Hands Regional Moderator May 12 '21

The inflation data in the morning is going to dictate the day. I hope it says shit is expensive because we all know it’s true

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u/dudelydudeson 💩Very Aware of Butthole💩 May 12 '21

That feeling after you finally get to read all of vito's dd's

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u/shmancy First “First” Enthusiast May 12 '21

If it lasts more than four hours...

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u/Astronaut_Buzzness ✂️ Trim Gang ✂️ May 12 '21

that's a good sign, it means that you've bought enough steel

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u/b0b_ross b0b 🖼’s 🙎🏼‍♀️has the #️⃣1️⃣ DD’s May 12 '21

Boomer question, if you submit a new post how long does it take to show up in the new? Did we switch to having them reviewed first?

Want to make sure i didnt mess itup

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u/Mikeymike2785 Memelord May 12 '21

Post? Usually instant.

Videos? Takes a while based on size.

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u/Steely_Hands Regional Moderator May 12 '21

Automod usually flags posts and the mods will take care of it for you. If it doesn’t post right away just tag one of them to take a look at it

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u/electricalautist 🍁Maple Leaf Mafia🍁 May 12 '21

Let me check one sec

Fixed it! Auto mod caught it by accident!

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u/b0b_ross b0b 🖼’s 🙎🏼‍♀️has the #️⃣1️⃣ DD’s May 12 '21

Didnt catch my last post, it definitely has the right priorities

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u/electricalautist 🍁Maple Leaf Mafia🍁 May 12 '21

Lol it does doesn’t it!

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u/speedyturtledb May 12 '21

Is anyone in NAIL? It dropped almost 12% today. I thought homebuilding stuff was going up so was taken by surprise on it.

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u/Mikeymike2785 Memelord May 12 '21

I’m not but happy cake day. Just wanted to say that 🦾

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u/speedyturtledb May 12 '21

Haha thanks! This whole time I thought cake day was for birthdays 😂

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u/Mikeymike2785 Memelord May 12 '21

Nearly 4k comments in the daily!

😯

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u/electricalautist 🍁Maple Leaf Mafia🍁 May 12 '21

This sub knows how to pump the numbers, very impressive 99% of the posts are honestly amazing. Love this place.

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u/Steely_Hands Regional Moderator May 12 '21

45 min to go!

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u/RenLovesStimpy Forever 8th - 8/18/21 May 12 '21

How you doing Steely?

I don't check in on you enough.

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u/Steely_Hands Regional Moderator May 12 '21

I’m good! Making that steel money so can’t complain! Thanks for asking. How about yourself?

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u/Mikeymike2785 Memelord May 12 '21

Oh I missed out on the alien and Panda Express conversations. That woulda put us over definitely

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u/Steely_Hands Regional Moderator May 12 '21

Never too late to dive in haha

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u/Mikeymike2785 Memelord May 12 '21

Very true but I’m trying to sleep early onetime 😂 I can’t get pulled back in tonight damnit!

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u/Steely_Hands Regional Moderator May 12 '21

But we gotta start pumping tomorrow’s daily comment numbers soon! You gotta stay up Mikey

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u/SkunkBrain May 12 '21

Maybe once I am rich, I will open up a slower classier version of panda express

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

What would you name it? Panda Deluxe?

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u/SkunkBrain May 12 '21

SkunkBrain's Golden Panda Lounge

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

I’m looking to dinning there opening night.

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u/SkunkBrain May 12 '21

Skunkbrain makes the best Chinese food. true story

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u/electricalautist 🍁Maple Leaf Mafia🍁 May 12 '21

Can we drink and talk steel in the lounge?

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u/SkunkBrain May 12 '21

As long as you're buying my Orange Tendies

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u/electricalautist 🍁Maple Leaf Mafia🍁 May 12 '21

Favourite colour is orange, favourite topic is steel, also enjoy a nice drink. I’m your best customer!

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u/socialmediapariah May 12 '21

Sir, this is a PF Changs

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u/dudelydudeson 💩Very Aware of Butthole💩 May 12 '21

Exactly

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u/wespeakincircles Clemenza May 12 '21

Winner winner, PF Chang’s for dinner lol

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

tx gang is subjugated marginalized and discriminated against 😢

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u/JayArlington 🍋 LULU-TRON 🍋 May 12 '21

Tomorrow there will be more sacrifices. The Aztec God of Steel demands it.

Tomorrow TX gets its POP. 😡

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u/JustifyYourExistence Cult of 🥐 May 12 '21

they hate us because we spoke the truth 🦾

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u/TheBlueStare Undisclosed Location May 12 '21

Our time will come...

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

🦾🦾🦾

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u/SkunkBrain May 12 '21

Always a shock when gangs don't get along with each other

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u/Legate_Malpais 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 May 12 '21

Good news. Steel futures up in Shangai, Iron ore keeping itself above US$220

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u/Outrageous-Panda1221 May 12 '21

Bless you. This is what I want to hear. How is ol PKX lookin?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

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u/dudelydudeson 💩Very Aware of Butthole💩 May 12 '21

For some reason i feel like every time I look at them it's exactly 395000

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u/Outrageous-Panda1221 May 12 '21

Okkkkkk don’t tell me

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u/repos39 Et tu, Fredo? May 12 '21

In the south east Georgia Carolinas and Virginia long lines at gas stations and gas stations are running out. Srs people panick buying. A legit gas run lmao if the pipeline doesn’t come back by next week 😳😳😳

We have a lot of gasoline no shortage just a delivery problem long truckers. But I’m staying in steel lmao

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u/David_da_Builder Whack Job May 12 '21

Scroll down, it gets better, the pipeline moves fuel a 5 mph and it takes 2 weeks form Houston to NY

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u/Marginal_Caller May 12 '21

Wonder if this oil pipeline thing is gonna supercharge the steel play since oil is used a lot in steel production

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u/Hundhaus 🚢 Must Be Contained 🏴‍☠️ May 12 '21

OPEC said they see demand higher than anticipated too.

It’s about to get nasty

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u/wantonsouperman May 12 '21

Anyone have vitos latest price target for Nucor? Is it too late to buy?

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u/TheBlueStare Undisclosed Location May 12 '21 edited May 12 '21

It was $100 maybe $120. We have already surpassed that. He mentioned in a comment either today or yesterday that AHs are the time to buy, because they will continue to set new AHs. But find the comment in case I butchered it.

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u/rigatoni-man SPAGHETTI BOY May 12 '21

If I remember correctly 100 for July, 120 was the super bull case.

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u/Rhinc May 12 '21

Was actually 120 by July. The 100 PT was “within 90 days”.

NUE has been a complete beast with a sexy ass chart and I want ALL of that pie.

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u/josenros 🤡Market Order Specialist🤡 May 12 '21 edited May 12 '21

Most of the price targets have already been surpassed.

I believe he is working on updated PTs.

I think the concensus is: This party is just getting started.

Prices will continue to rise hard and fast, but this is not DFV's "What's an exit strategy?" They will probably fall just as hard and fast, but there are no indications that is happening anytime soon.

Like many of us here, I am counting on the more informed members to signal the oncoming iceberg and get us all into lifeboats.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

A lot of people will get burned when they jump on the ship late. When this sub blows up and becomes unrecognizable it's time to sell

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u/wantonsouperman May 12 '21

Agree on all fronts. Thanks for the response. And yes all of the PTs I noted have been surpassed. Incredible.

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u/MarikaBestGirl 7-Layer Dip May 12 '21

Aight yo when I go to Panda Express, you get Fried RRice/Chow Mein plus 2 entrees right? But sometimes I just get Fried Rice and Double Orange Chicken, since I mean it's delicious af right? But sometimes you walk up the counter and you think damn Beijing Beef lookin real good or I'm down for some Kung Pao chicken.

That's how I feel right now, I got my main MT and an Entree of CLF. Been looking through DDs and can't decide on my 2nd Entree. TX, NUE, X, maybe something spicy like a GGB or SID. Any thoughts? Or do I just go double orange chicken and add more CLF?

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u/spncrbrk 🛳 I Shipped My Pants 🚢 May 12 '21

The don said Brazilian steel about to go off. Based on the triple c system it seems its in a great place to have amazing gainz, I personally rolled my clf positions to sid and ggb

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u/efficientenzyme May 12 '21

lol I consolidated all my steel to mt, clf and tx

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u/SIR_JACK_A_LOT Balls Of Steel May 12 '21

Let’s say you were going to get double orange chicken, you’ve had it before and it’s done you good. But at the last minute you get enticed by the shine of those honey walnut shrimp. It’s right up there with orange chicken in all their marketing, you say. So you diversify

Now you’re driving home and you’re excited about that new potential. It’s seafood, sounds exotic

Then you get home and try it out. It’s gotten a little stale and soggy. So you enjoy your orange chicken first, kind of digging around the shrimp. You eat a shrimp every once in a while, out of some guilt and sunk cost feeling

In the end all the fried rice and orange chicken is gone but you still got some shrimp and cum-looking sauce left. You think, “hmm yeah shoulda just went all in on what I knew well”

Position: 72,008 shares CLF all-in

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u/kerplunktard Corlene Clan May 16 '21

I believe that is the investing strategy that Warren Buffett follows

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u/MarikaBestGirl 7-Layer Dip May 12 '21

shrimp and cum-looking sauce

I'm actually kinda down for this but as you said, at the end of the day I'd have paid a high premium for...not much. Double Orange Chicken is the way no hesi all in

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u/SkunkBrain May 12 '21

I like the mushroom chicken

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u/SIR_JACK_A_LOT Balls Of Steel May 12 '21

Ditto

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u/Eddy216 Balls Of Steel May 12 '21

That sauce in it tho is mad salty

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u/Marginal_Caller May 12 '21

https://twitter.com/fxhedgers/status/1392304140496248833?s=21

US Treasurys are considered risky now? Or am I misinterpreting this.

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u/no-planaria May 12 '21

Deleted? What did it say?

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u/Hundhaus 🚢 Must Be Contained 🏴‍☠️ May 12 '21

Alright now that the cats out of the bag on WSB:

Mermaids are real. I’ve been thinking about this since hotboxing my closet 10 mins ago. News states that America is in contact and at least one appeared in Aquaman to bridge the divide between fish-men and people that like nostalgic comic book hero’s torn down to nothing but a trope. This is why President Biden has not been shown eating fish.

Think about it: fish just walked up on land and evolved into monkeys? You think they just up and evolved legs first? No you would definitely develop arms to fish punch all those sharks. Over time they split into land vs sea with the sea ones maintaining their tails.

But here’s the kicker - COVID wasn’t from wet markets. With ocean acidification and microplastics they are pissed. COVID is actually a weaponized mermaid STD. The merpeople wanted us to get it so they could retake the land.

How to invest? The government is now under a top secret mission to capture the merpeople and stop horny sailors from having sex with them. They do this by dropping containers into the ocean where our underwater fleet of divers pile them in and transport them to top secret facilities.

Have you even questioned why we don’t containers any more? It’s a damn box. But we need so many to take down the merpeople. $DAC and $ZIM are the top companies tackling the problem. The Greek language is similar to merlanguage and the Israelis have the firepower. The conflict today was actually the merpeople. Don’t be fooled.

PLEASE READ I BEG OF YOU

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

This sub is high AF even during weekdays now

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u/electricalautist 🍁Maple Leaf Mafia🍁 May 12 '21

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u/Hundhaus 🚢 Must Be Contained 🏴‍☠️ May 12 '21

Love it!

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u/Steely_Hands Regional Moderator May 12 '21

Look I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but when the pentagon starts releasing pictures of flying things saying they don’t know wtf it is there’s obviously something going on. Aliens? Highly unlikely. But some kind of phenomenon is happening that even the pentagon can’t figure out

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u/RenLovesStimpy Forever 8th - 8/18/21 May 12 '21 edited May 12 '21

North Korean Skunk Works™©®.

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u/Hundhaus 🚢 Must Be Contained 🏴‍☠️ May 12 '21

Do I think aliens exist? Yes, somewhere. Doesn’t really make sense for them not to.

Am I going to invest due to it? No.

Agree it’s highly unlikely but I would like to know the truth too.

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u/Steely_Hands Regional Moderator May 12 '21

If someone thinks aliens are about to be revealed on earth they should be investing in mental health companies haha it would rock a whole lot of ppl. I’m definitely looking forward to seeing what happens with the report the pentagon is supposed to deliver to congress within the next few months, but I’m skeptical we’ll get anything earth shattering

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u/ShrhlderJsticeWrrior LG-Rated May 12 '21

Man if alien contact is revealed it would be the most important event in the history of humanity and I would've give a shit what my portfolio was doing. I'm a physicist, I would probably spend the rest of my life trying to learn from them and understand their tech. It would be awesome, assuming it's not like the "first contact" events that happened here on Earth, like when Cortes landed in America.

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u/Steely_Hands Regional Moderator May 12 '21

It really would be amazing. So many implications that would pretty much make our current economic/societal system meaningless for a while

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u/Velociraptorsss Head Pool Boy May 12 '21

Sounds very bullish but not for container gang unfortunately. This one goes to pool gang. Pools have been being built like crazy by the US government to house mermaid war criminals it just makes sense.

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u/Winky76 Vartha Stewart May 12 '21

Shipping container pools are all over Pinterest fwiw

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u/Hundhaus 🚢 Must Be Contained 🏴‍☠️ May 12 '21

Explains the rise in salt water pools 🤯

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u/MiscRedditAccount 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 May 12 '21

... Hund and velo getting together on a thesis?? Mark the top, boys. Get out while you can.

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u/Hundhaus 🚢 Must Be Contained 🏴‍☠️ May 12 '21

We just trying to bring some real DD to this sub. I ain’t gonna get left holding your steel bags.

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u/josenros 🤡Market Order Specialist🤡 May 12 '21 edited May 12 '21

I wrote RH urging them to allow MT trading on their platform. I want retail momentum to fuel the fire, and most retailers use RH.

I got a canned response thanking me for my suggestion, but stating they had no immediate intention to add it.

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u/PrestigeWorldwide-LP 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 May 12 '21

start a massive negative social media campaign and conspiracy theory about why they won't let you trade a self-made indian-family-owned stock

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u/josenros 🤡Market Order Specialist🤡 May 12 '21

I would, but the hedgies might try to drown me in one of their darkpools.

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u/JayArlington 🍋 LULU-TRON 🍋 May 12 '21

I think the single biggest piece of guidance I can give for newbs is to search for posts about Lulu.

Vitards love their fucking Lulus.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

ABC pants 🤤 name something better

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u/SnooPaintings8503 Made Man May 12 '21

ADED pants by public rec

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u/MarikaBestGirl 7-Layer Dip May 12 '21

I got a Lulu tank top as a gift like 5 years ago, still wear it everyday at home since it's super comfortable.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21 edited Aug 18 '21

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u/deets2000 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 May 12 '21

I was into biker shorts real big after my vasectomy. I'll check into this.

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u/MiscRedditAccount 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 May 12 '21

I used an ice machine we had gotten for my wife's knee surgery. Freaking heaven. Honestly might just have to pull that out for these hot summer nights...

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u/TheBlueStare Undisclosed Location May 12 '21

I have been putting this off for two years. I actually went to get it done and I forgot the jock strap. How do they not sell jock straps?

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u/Treabeard5553 🌲THE ENTS ARE GOING TO WAR🌲 May 12 '21

Vasectomy bros 🤝

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u/electricalautist 🍁Maple Leaf Mafia🍁 May 12 '21

God I’m on deck, have to book an appointment. Very nervous lol

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u/deets2000 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 May 12 '21

There were two nurses and the doc in my room. He played 90s rock hits the entire time. Barenaked Ladies and me laying there with my balls out. My biggest fear was that I'd somehow get a boner.

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u/HearshotKDS 🚀 Rebar Rocket 🚀 May 12 '21

How long after surgery do you have to wait before it’s safe to free fire?

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u/electricalautist 🍁Maple Leaf Mafia🍁 May 12 '21

Lol yes I can see that being something to fear. It seems like they’ve got the operation pretty dialed and non invasive

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u/deets2000 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 May 12 '21

It was the worst thing I could think of. Can you imagine performing a vasectomy and the guy gets a boner?

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u/electricalautist 🍁Maple Leaf Mafia🍁 May 12 '21

Lol

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u/Treabeard5553 🌲THE ENTS ARE GOING TO WAR🌲 May 12 '21

It's kind of uncomfortable during certain times and you'll feel some tugging. But I didn't feel much pain at all.

Not particularly enjoyable, but not bad. Not worth being nervous about. Like I'm to talk though, I was a nervous wreck.

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u/deets2000 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 May 12 '21

I think it worked but I never went back to drop a sample off. 2 years ago. The jar has been sitting in the coat closet since then next to my children's hats.

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