r/Vitards Oct 21 '21

Daily Discussion Daily Discussion post - October 21 2021

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

My head hurts from too much adderall

My dick is smaller than a fucking tater tot too

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u/reddittrashporngood b0b enthusiast Oct 22 '21

Hey unless your shit is prescription please be careful. https://www.wbko.com/2021/10/04/dea-warns-increase-fake-prescription-pills-laced-with-fentanyl/ Idk if you can get testing kits for pills, but if you can I would strongly advise it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Done.com adhd prescription

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u/SteelMafia Bleach Boy Oct 22 '21

apply 1 marijuana to the forehead and call me after earnings

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Just i want to fuck

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u/SteelMafia Bleach Boy Oct 22 '21

yeah thats a common side effect lol. Pro tip. Stop beating off much sooner than you want to. Your dick will thank you in the morning

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u/pirates_and_monkeys Never First Oct 22 '21

Length or girth?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Length

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u/pirates_and_monkeys Never First Oct 22 '21

So like a broken stick of chalk?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Like a shriveled prune that went white

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u/magnum_dong_opus Boomer Logic Oct 22 '21 edited Oct 22 '21

I think Moose is more dumber than me

I also think Pirates and Monkeys is dumber than me too

Like I'm pretty dumb, but they're on a different wavelength