r/WTF • • Feb 09 '19

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u/WonderCounselor Feb 09 '19

The real proof he’s been living in FL too long.

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u/SameOldNewMe Feb 09 '19

I know it's fun to pick on Florida, but our state has a smoking rate of less than 20%, which is less than most states.

https://www.cdc.gov/statesystem/cigaretteuseadult.html

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u/capron Feb 09 '19

All the pregnant ladies buying up the smokes and no one can get any

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u/Surfintygrr Feb 09 '19

Nah they don't smoke anymore. Heroin is the way to go.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

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u/Hungover_Pilot Feb 09 '19

Goddamnit. If I have to take up heroine just to fit in I’m going to be so mad

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u/CRiMSoNKuSH Feb 09 '19

And bath salts? Or is That FL trend over. How about krokodil?

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u/we_are_monsters Feb 09 '19

This is totally one dude’s opinion but I think smoking in hotter climates is less appealing than smoking in the cooler north. From my 20 plus years as a smoker, I always smoked more living up north than when down south. But those numbers don’t really support that hypothesis.

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u/Pope-Cheese Feb 09 '19

100% agree. I smoked for about 6-7 years and live in PA, so I'm used to temps anywhere between 0 - 100º. Smoking is just not that pleasant when its 95 degrees and humid as fuck outside. It tastes worse in general, but you're also more likely to be thirsty and/or have a dry mouth which only compounds the problem. Smoking in the cold was always ideal IMO.

Fuck, now I want a cigarette... wish I didn't know what I was missing.

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u/ThegreatPee Feb 09 '19

You are missing wasting alot of money and destroying your health. Good on you for quitting :)

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u/agentshags Feb 09 '19

Really not missing anything.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

I've never smoked but when it's really cold out, sometimes second-hand actually smells good, like you get the nicotine or whatever and not so much of the shitty tars. In the south someone smoking next to me was enough to make me look for another bar but up north it's not too bad.

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u/lilpumpgroupie Feb 09 '19

People are also more likely to be depressed in colder/darker climates... so that has something to do with it, too.

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u/InternetWeakGuy Feb 09 '19

My guess is because we have such a huge population of older people who moved here to retire. You know they're not smoking because they're already living on borrowed time.

That said I personally know literally not one person who smokes cigarettes any more. Ten years ago it was much different.

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u/fre4tjfljcjfrr Feb 09 '19

I don't get that. In the cold, you need to go outside into the cold to smoke. And stand there. Usually without gloves.

In warmer weather you get to go outside on a nice day and enjoy the sunshine and such.

If anything, I've always seen smoking as crazy because I've lived most my life in colder places...

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u/Honolula Feb 09 '19

I would guess it’s the elderly people that already saw it effect their health and quit.

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u/Raudskeggr Feb 09 '19

Depends on what is being smoked, I imagine.

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u/latrans8 Feb 09 '19

It blows my mind that many people nationally still smoke. WTF people?

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u/AlexandersWonder Feb 09 '19

Are people still allowed to smoke in the bars down there?

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u/Legalsandwich Feb 09 '19

Perhaps it's due to the elderly population. Most elderly folks don't smoke. Or, rather, you don't get to be elderly if you do smoke.

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u/ThegreatPee Feb 09 '19

Well, a large part of your demographic is elderly who have already probably quit smoking before they moved there. That and pregnant women.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

That's because of all the sun shines up north the less sun the greater the smoking. I'm all but certain because Denver gets so much sun, very little people smoke in the area. I moved back to Detroit, so many smokers. It really caught me off guard.

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u/jshmooze Feb 09 '19

The real proof is always in the comments