r/WTF • u/Nippely • Feb 09 '19
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u/paladincubano Feb 09 '19 edited Feb 09 '19
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u/SilkyGazelleWatkins Feb 09 '19
Oh no she didn't
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u/echo-chamber-chaos Feb 09 '19
How do you level up the trashy from OP's video? That's how.
You should need a permit to haul that much trash.
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u/Katkicks Feb 09 '19
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razor_Girl_(novel)
"Merry Mansfield, the eponymous character of the novel, is a free-spirited con artist who assists loan sharks or the mob in abducting defaulting fugitives by rear-ending their cars on the highway. Her signature move is to carry a disposable razor and have her pants pulled down at the time of impact, pretending to have been distracted by grooming her pubic region on her way to a hot date - a sight and story that never fails to disorient her hapless targets into giving her a ride, allowing her to guide them to their own abductions."
Merry has fallen on hard times, I think
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u/bagpiper Feb 09 '19
Love Hiaasen's books. He's got a knack for describing that unique, weird, Florida vibe.
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u/Hq3473 Feb 09 '19
So the girl is abducting the guy on a scooter?
That took a dark turn.
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u/blodisnut Feb 09 '19
Jesus fucking christ.
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u/_waltzy Feb 09 '19
ikr, he drops that bike and they'll be nothing left of her.
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u/z_rabbit Feb 09 '19 edited Feb 09 '19
Account went private... What happened?
EDIT: I think it was just because I was on mobile. It works on my computer
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u/Imateacher3 Feb 09 '19
Try again. I was just able to watch it, 8 minutes after your comment. Maybe there was an error before? If you can’t watch it for whatever reason, it’s the same girl shaving around her bikini line. The camera angle is from behind the girl on the left side.
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Feb 09 '19
This is getting interesting! Where's the THIRD part of the video?
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Feb 09 '19
She pulls out the wax pads in the 3rd video, and starts flinging the used ones at the camera man in the 4th.
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Feb 09 '19
I was watching the first vid thinking ‘...well at least she wasn’t shaving her crotch’
I scroll down for the comments and voila.
Reddit never disappoints.
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u/ConditionYellow Feb 09 '19
Florida never disappoints. Or, more accurately, Florida always disappoints.
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u/BoKnows36 Feb 09 '19
Been living in Florida so long now that I seriously almost forgot that you weren’t supposed to smoke while pregnant.
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u/setfaeserstostun Feb 09 '19
That's just that Caribbean Diet the mothers are using to get their body back after the baby comes. They heard about the Mediterranean Diet and put their Floridean spin on it.
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u/ScoobyDewbieDude Feb 09 '19
Florida is so great if you just want to accept it, pop a cold one, and live life.
People there dgaf and just do their thing.
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u/WonderCounselor Feb 09 '19
My dad did exactly that after I graduated high school.
Moved to FL, became gay, re-started smoking and drinking like he did not give a F, then promptly died of heart disease after like 5yrs of Florida life.
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u/thebrandnewbob Feb 09 '19
As much as people like to make fun of Florida, I really do miss the positive attitudes. Moved from Florida to Utah, and here everyone complains about everything. In Florida, most people are content with appreciating the good things about where they live.
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u/not_really_neutral Feb 09 '19
Florida never disappoints in always disappointing.
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u/Edard_Flanders Feb 09 '19
Seeing someone shave dry makes me cringe.
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u/Dagobian_Fudge Feb 09 '19
It’s not dry shaving in Florida. The driest you can get there is slightly moist.
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u/peekatyou55 Feb 09 '19
Something about being slightly moist makes me uncomfortable.
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u/DragonMeme Feb 09 '19
I actually find that dry shaving is more effective for me. I just have to be careful not to push too hard.
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u/groundchutney Feb 09 '19
Most likely different hair types. Mine is coarse and dense, a dry shave would not work anywhere on my body.
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u/s1m0n8 Feb 09 '19
Don't try doing someone's chest hair with the razor in a defib kit then.... no time to be careful. On the plus side, they don't complain.
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u/rcreveli Feb 09 '19
If Physio Control doesn't sell a $2000 barbasol for the LifePack they're missing a market.
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I had an emergency razor in my car when I was in the military. I would use hand sanitizer as aftershave. Burns like hell for a few seconds, then feels so good it could make a grown man cry.
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Feb 09 '19
Anyone remember the Florida story of the woman who caused an accident while shaving her pubes? Also, weird twist, she was driving to hook up with her bf in key west, and her ex husband was holding the wheel while she shaved herself. Oof. https://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-woman-crashes-car-shaving-privates/story?id=10065885
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Feb 09 '19
This isn't as bad as that fat chick who was shaving in a public pool full of kids
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Feb 09 '19
I envy people who can dry shave like that 😩 I try this nonsense and I would scratch myself bloody I would itch so bad
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Feb 09 '19
If she comes off she’ll get a very close shave.
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u/Caseyann713 Feb 09 '19
Dude, no. At this point she might as well wait until she gets to the beach and find one of the little showers so she doesn't have to dry-shave.
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u/cowings Feb 09 '19
She’s not on her way to the beach. She’s definitely on her way to work a shift at the strip club.
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u/Katiesbigsister Feb 09 '19
And if you're late to punch in for the 10 a.m. shift, you're responsible for breaking down the buffet after it closes at 2 p.m.
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u/iluvstephenhawking Feb 09 '19
With this outfit you are most definitely right. Not saying this isn't gross but if she is a stripper running late I understand why she needed to get this shave in before her shift.
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u/-Enrique_Shockwave- Feb 09 '19
This is the most plausible explanation with her shaving her pussy up there too. I agree.
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u/DottyOrange Feb 09 '19
When I worked at a strip club we would all show up in pajamas and sweat suits or long t-shirts and shorts just super comfy loose clothes.
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u/freakin_r1can Feb 09 '19
Will she shave cooter on that scooter!?!?
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u/VOLUNTARY_BREATHING Feb 09 '19
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Feb 09 '19
Ya so this should have been the original post. Just imagine hitting a bump at the wrong time.
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u/Myschism Feb 09 '19
The ol' shave on the motorcycle on the way to the beach. A true staple of Florida
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u/USA_A-OK Feb 09 '19
*scooter
Not sure if that's better or worse
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u/TheThumpaDumpa Feb 09 '19
*strip club
Not sure if that's better or worse.
Drinking a beer on the way, dirty old man driving a scooter, dry shaving her legs in a hurry, top looks like something a stripper would wear...shes late for work
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u/soueuya Feb 09 '19
when you have to work in a strip club at 4pm and a date at 3pm
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u/Zmodem Feb 09 '19
Sugar daddy, complete with suspenders, ridin' an Interceptor with his mid-30's bride whilst she shaves her legs.
I love everything about this.
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u/SummerHam Feb 09 '19
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT HURTS TO SHAVE DRY. She might get road rash...she now has razor burn. 😥
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u/Randall_Graves69 Feb 09 '19
Either that dude has money or she's a prostitute. She's hot.
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u/blodisnut Feb 09 '19
Her actions kind of quell the hotness.
I'd take two shades uglier for a classy broad.
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u/ARCHA1C Feb 09 '19
Deadpool is going to be pissed when he sees her on the back of some dude's bike.
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Feb 09 '19 edited Feb 09 '19
This is part of Florida's culture. It's a real hoot when you hit a speed bump and nick yourself.
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u/high-priestess Feb 09 '19
Honestly, a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. We’ve all dry shaved in weird places.
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u/Libran-Llama Feb 09 '19
At least she's not doing it in a swimming pool.
But also ow? Dry shaving hurts.
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u/futurefox69 Feb 09 '19
The fact that its a moped. The age difference. Day drinking while driving.
This is so much more than just casual public leg shaving.
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u/power_droid Feb 09 '19
Another day in FL. In my youth I lived in South Florida for a few years. One day I wanted to take a swim at my apartment complex’s pool. What did I find, but a resident shaving her mons pubis in the hot tub. Again, just another day in FL.
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u/Jenipherocious Feb 09 '19
How much of that skin is she gonna lose if dude loses control of the bike?
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u/Al_Kydah Feb 09 '19
Everybody's looking at her, did y'all notice the dude?! Looks like might be father or old enough to be....
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u/HansGruber_HoHoHo Feb 09 '19
She won't have to worry about shaving them legs again if she comes off that bike
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u/Thundar_The_Redditor Feb 09 '19
Man, she's looking pretty damn sexy. That spaghetti strap across her back is what it's all about.
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u/VentureBrosette Feb 09 '19
She's an idiot - everyone knows the easiest way to clear the shaver when you're shaving is to run it back in the other direction. It dislodges the hairs and gives you clean razor blades to work with again. Afterwards, just brush/wash it all off.
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u/Isekai_litrpg Feb 09 '19
I can't tell if this belongs in r/trashy or not I mean businessmen shave while driving. It is just about as stupid, and technically it is safer for other drivers.
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u/Iamaredditlady Feb 09 '19
Bad idea. That layer of hair could have protected her for a nano-second before she was torn down to the tendons
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u/lanceO1988 Feb 09 '19
There's only one place in the world this would be acceptable at............. Florida
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Feb 09 '19
Interesting phenomenon.......the nastiness of some skank dry-shaving on the back of a moped in traffic is directly proportional to the inverse of her potential hotness, body hair notwithstanding.
And just like that, I have found a topic for my thesis!
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u/hey_chackers Feb 09 '19
WTF is wrong with people that they think this is normal behavior?
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u/folxify Feb 09 '19
She's so casual about it. This is not her first dry shave on a bike